Hey Sup Forums. So I have a conundrum. I've been smoking pot for a good year before this and in the past recent months it's been CBD products mostly instead of THC. I recently got let go from my job and am currently looking for a new job. My worry is about drug testing however. I'm a fairly scrawny male (6 foot 2 inches and 125-130 pounds) and I haven't smoked in about 2 1/2 weeks. I've been drinking Tea regularly for the past 2-3 weeks as well and I think I have a high metabolism(I sweat a lot and just from the fact I'm 130lb at ~23 years old). I've read that for heavy smokers, the average time for a negative result should be about 2 months, however this varies heavily on case by case.
Does anyone have any experience with Detoxing and have any idea how long it should take before I can stop worrying about a positive result?
Hey Sup Forums. So I have a conundrum...
It’s going to be minimum 2 weeks.
If I were you I would just use fake piss. It’s much more reliable,
>source: I’m an addiction specialist
2 weeks past the current 2 weeks I've been off?
Bro I got a job in a hospital and they do alot of pre employment drug testing. I smoke alot and definitely would return a positive for thc but i bought this product called Bclear 700ml THC drink and didnt smoke for 7 days plus the drink and i was fucking good as gold mate. No stress man just get the drink and follow the instructions provided
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Minimum 2 weeks, but 90 days is a guarantee for anyone. You’re skinny af so you don’t have a lot of fat to store thc in, so I would say like 4-6 weeks is the maximum for you. Also drinking water or cranberry juice or anything like isn’t going to help, since thc is fat Soluable. Niacin won’t help, that’s just an urban legend (that since it makes your skin flush it’s detoxing you) it doesn’t work.
Fake piss is your best bet, it really does work. And in most places it’s illegal for you employer to give you the teat while watching you.
Niacin does work if you use it correctly. It doesn't flush your system, it shuts down your kidneys temporarily so they stop processing out toxins. So you have to overdose on niacin, piss a few times, then go take your test.
Yeah, I read about Cranberry juice. From what I understand all it would actually do is increase the pH of your urine and make it invalid.
I'm not REALLY worried about it. I have money to last until my lease is up, and most jobs I'm applying for are Entry level/ Sales positions. But I'm a paranoid ass fucker and I just want to be sure. I don't really want to even smoke anymore. The fall from the high is always not worth it for me, and it's a financial drain.
Are there any places you could reccomend for Fake urine? From what I heard buying off of places like Amazon isn't reputable since it isn't FDA approved or something.
The only issue I have with this is that it's an AU website I was taken to. I live in the US. do you know if they ship internationally?
Those drinks are bullshit. All the drink did was dilute your urine, you can do the same thing with cranberry juice, but that’s not a guarantee you’ll pass. One week can be enough especially if you live somewhere with shitty weed, but that’s a total gamble
That’s not true at all. NIACIN DOES NOT WORK.
B-vitamins increase metabolism.
They don’t shut down your kidneys, that’s completely ridiculous. This is the typical stoner urban legend bullshit I’m talking about.
I haven't smoked weed regularly in a WHILE. Mostly it was Dabs and Wax substances. And this is all shit from Colorado. (Dealer goes there and buys to sell here)
OP then and here
Like I said, it was mostly CBDs I think, however I'm sure that some of the Wax I took had some form of THC in it as well.
Yeah, I'd be more worried that my Kidneys would be shut down at that point.
Dude I’m in the US also. I’m in Cali.
You can go to nearly any smoke shop and buy them. This is the brand I’ve heard from everyone fhay you should use. It comes with a heating pad and a bottle that is easy to conceal.
OP
I live in NC, and apparently it's Illegal to sell Urine here. (Just a google search so I may not know something)
Colorado herb/wax is shit to me, I’m
I’m california. 1 week is plenty of time for your garbage to make its way through your system.
even after two months they'll see it but it won't be over the threshold. don't look like a dumb asshole. you will never pass after just 3 weeks.
You can buy it on amazon.
yo just work hard & drink water
Can be out of your system in 4-8 weeks depending on how well you can flush your body
I eat well rounded & have gone from positive on a drug test state-issued and passing the test within 3w eeks & 3 days [was a no-tolerance break for like 8+months]
lots of fluids, work out (make a difference) to clear your head/body
live well, fuck a worry
Move to a jurisdiction where drug testing for employment purposes is illegal, like Canada.
6’2”..120-130lb??? Bro have you ever lifted?
This. Nobody seems to understand how thc is stored in the body. Thc is a lipid solute, it hangs around a long time, There’s nothing you can do to flush your system or get it out faster.
Meh. I was getting NC weed for the first year, so switching to Wax was fuckign heaven for me. I liked to justify it in my head saying it was self medication for depression(Diagnosed with Dysthymia last year after a mental breakdown) but I know it was a low key addiction.
Yeah, I'm not expecting a completely negative result if anything. Worst Case Scenario I tell them I took a road trip to a legalized state... Moist places here are pretty Liberal anyways(Worked for 2 gaming companies and multiple Co-workers were pretty open smokers)
Like I said, been drinking a SHIT TON of Black tea to help detox.
Also not sure if your pic, but if I didn't already have a GF(Hard to believe I know) I'd be interested in more.
I wish. My financial situation doesn't really allow that though. I got enought last until my lease(April) and that's it.
I tried working out. I have a motivational problem and quit after about 2 weeks. I sleep alot(Again maybe depression) so I sleep through most meals. I'm very underweight though I agree.
FALSE. Why does everyone think water is going to flush the thc out? It’s LIPID SOLUABLE. That 4-8 weeks is just how long your metabolism takes to get it out of your body normally. Stop listening to all of this stoner folklore.
i'm tested clean in 10 days after dabbing .3 gram of oil a day forever
Black tea is not going to help, it’s doimg nothing.
The caffeine is a diuretic which will make you pee more often, but that doesn’t do anything to speed up the process of the thc. The one single thing that will speed up the process is intense sweating, sweating like a boxer tying to make weight, way beyond normal exercise.
If you were using a drug that was a water solute, like heroin, this would work, but NOT on thc
yeah give up weed for your depression. you're just an addict. go to your jew doctor and get some pharmaceutical meds, should fix ya right up
Not unheard of.
honestly stopping weed is a waste of tine if you can afford a $70 fake piss for a nice guarantee.
Well shit... Lol.
Tried multiple Anti-depressants. Sadly none seemed to help and one of them was the spark for the Mental breakdown(Duloxetine)
ya i was being sarcastic about the pharma drugs
Oh...
Aight. To all who've given input. I thank you. I'll see this thread die.