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Real Yank Hours edition

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stupid early yank threads

one day i will bring god's judgement down on you

no gf

hate yanks

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Yeah they're doing so well now... oh wait

*brisks into thread*

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Why do girls get so slaggy when they're drinking lads?

think im becoming pseudo normal lads

Hmmm

wow

Jordan is actually legit

move there

It's not bad 2bh lad

is he ok

Yes, very interesting

Post Hot Choons

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>some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis
DONT DO THIS

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>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support Article 50
>Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017
>Corbyn will never support Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never force May to debate
>Corbyn will never breach 50%
>Corbyn will never win the general election
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

Shall

When that terrorist fetishist becomes PM I finally apply for my Aussie citizenship.

good, stay there

(((shopenstein))) looks like a literal dwarf from lotr

Fuck off, we're full

funny because he could probably heem you into a fine clay with ease

>supports the ira
>supports palestine
>supports isis
>supports nuclear disarmament
>actually has a chance of being leader of britain

taking bets on how many posts it is before thainonce starts spouting his rorke drivel

Pseudo science supporting, creationist, speech impediment gf?
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Funny because I'm pretty sure I could dance his dwarfish corpse straight into the Rhine with ease

he wasn't jewish

*Nods*

Alri lads

the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended

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as a prime minister he wouldn't support them

Think Imma have a shower and head to bed lads

I like how the Puerto Rican pretends rorke hours are at night because they're all NEET when it's very clear that NEET hours are when leftypol has more of a stake in /brit/ because they're jobless socialists spouting shit from their parents house with absolutely no life prospects beyond marrying the state for money and it's being torn down in front of their eyes

love this rounded, sloping nose, Mediterranean-Brit girl

>Calls Fidel Castro "a champion of social justice"
the blokes a nutter, he won't win.

cut this post down to like 10 words and I'll read it

NEET Hours = Socialist Hours
Off-work Hours = Rorke Hours

Puerto Ricans act like the cross between nogs and regular Latinos.

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ffs, I could completely see the UK becoming Venezuela part 2: electric boogaloo under him.

Bit horny. Wish I had a gf to stick my erect penis in.

Bit horny. Wish I had a gf to fumble my soft penis in.

wish I had a chink gf that I could grab by the pussy right now

Think I have BPD lads. Have the most hardcore rorkist thoughts or vitriolic conclusions about people I know that evaporate in an hour or the next day.

Why do British people get the funniest tabloids :(

alri batko

ah yes thaidumb

corbyn wouldn't turn the country into a venezuela-esque hellhole
that's literally impossible

because 99% of it is bollocks

t. burning terrorist

Venezuela is in trouble because of its reliance on oil and the resulting down turn
britain doesn't have any such natural resources or such an imbalanced economy

I give it about 50posts max until we see 'Venezuela is not real socialism'

just put some heroin in my nose

Venezuela is not real socialism

Obviously I was being hyperbolic but the sentiment still stands, there's a lot to be said for his unsustainable policies.

There are people in this thread who would unironically tell you the Labour Manifesto is costed

>thairorke manages 4 posts before he posts some rorke shit
>thread descends in to politics

fuck sake, jannies need to ban this fucking nonce

they are though

>there's a lot to be said for his unsustainable policies.
so?

a combination of blairites, tory opposition and the house of lords will keep everything in check

i know

Concerned Dad here,

Commies started the politics though. They literally said 'wow thailad is here he's going to go rorke' and then shockingly enough in reply to that comment he did. Self fulfilling prophecy.

where do they find these people

>sunday sport

It's fake

Yank here, mates. I'm not fond of Donald Trump or England. Morrissey is racist.

made my first thread and post on /k/ and it seems to be a hit. guess which one it is

>He won't be able to fuck up things.. too much
Should be the slogan of the manifesto.

well it is

Hello Nigger

yeah I know, I mean who is willing to be on the front page of a ridiculous story just for a few quid

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honestly wouldn't care if labour's manifesto wasn't costed, people with something to lose from their plans would moan anyway and they can just be thrown in the gulag

Hello.

Morrissey doesn't like people in general

was the angry birds movie any good

Yes.

nodding off to music

*tucks you in*
*gives you a peck on the forehead*

Life seems so grim if you're not skilled or intelligent

I mean, imagine being a cleaner on a night shift and having to use night buses for hours to get to your tiny flat

thailad is the type of bloke to smack his own arse during sex

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and shout mummy

>cleaner on a night shift
honestly sounds comfy desu
no normies around

Just about to hit 2pm who wants to have a drink with me

but life would be so utterly grim and lonely. your work is degrading too

Britain caused many atrocities in its history, including enslaving and murdering countless Irish people. They committed these crimes due to pride and greed. Now the worm has turned, and the English are being punished. Muslim domination of Britain is harsh, but, given the circumstances, it is fair.

took xanax and heroin might die in my sleep

I swear 50% of people look lonely and downright depressed

that says more about society and how it regards necessary labour as degrading more than anything else

No fetanyl?

make sure to lie on your back so you choke on your vomit x

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leftypol

Nothing wrong with self motivation.