HELP! My dorm room is being inspected and I have to make my fridge disappear because it's not allowed: what do I do???

HELP! My dorm room is being inspected and I have to make my fridge disappear because it's not allowed: what do I do???

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That is a pic of the fridge for size

PLZ I could get in a lot of trouble if they find this fridge.

OP is there a trash shoot that leads to a base floor large dumpster?
if so leave it there behind dumpster its unlikely to disappear in 2-3 hours.

There isn't. Also the fridge is very heavy. I paid a builder 20 quid to sneak it in for me and there's no way I can get it out

how much time you got?

It could be today, it could be friday. It's some time between now and then

Why bring a fridge you knew would get taken away?

Surely a diabetic person couldn't live without a fridge for their meds?

I didn't think they'd come knocking for it like it was anne frank

They have fridges available for medicinal purposes.

as a last resort I would find a cardboard box it will fit into, write in big letters on the side "clothes" or something, stack a whole bunch of clothes on top of it (inside the box and outside)

That could work...

I've searched through amazon and none of the boxes are big enough. The biggest ones are also like two weeks from delivery.

take out all the foods, turn it into a cupboard for books

Cover it up or put it in a closet

if you had time, you could make a fake set of drawers that wouldn't open, but could slide over the top of the fridge, be pretty easy to make if you had some woodworking skills

if it's actually a marshall lookalike and you happen to have a guitar or two, put any musical equipment you have next to and in front of it, just as if it were a real amp.

if you don't own any instruments, go buy a tablecloth and drape it over the fridge, then put it next to your bed with a lamp, alarm clock, or other items to make it look like a nightstand.

also make sure it's unplugged when they come knocking to inspect, or the noise might tip them off.

Hide it in your ass.

Go to a uhaul...

Go to a store and ask if they have boxes. Or go to a moving store/uhaul rental and buy some large ones. Boxes are not something you order online.

Go outside to a shop that sells fridges, ask for a box.

Or

Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow.

go to a local supermarket or or retail place, ask them nicely. if you're smart about it you could make a smaller box fit around it by cutting it up

Make put a label with something fucking ridiculous, like clown costumes. It will confuse the inspector i think

>Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow
i like this

Give me a pic of your dorm ill find a spot

Listen my guy Chad the engineer is here to help you. Heres what youre going to do. you want your RA to piss off? fill your room with naked people and claim its for religious purposes.

Unplug it and claim you're using it as a cabinet.

source: British and own a TV

unplug it, place it under bed, say you are selling on craigslist, you found it and cleaned it up

>Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow.

kek

Do you live near an ikea? What you need is a drawer cart. It is a small cart with drawers that pull out to store things. It is a cheap and common dorm accessory. What you need is one with opaque windows. You can hot glue the drawers closed and cut off the front. Use it as a facade to cover your fridge. Put the whole thing under a desk to hide the back and sides. I'd recommend the 4 foot tall drawers made of faux rattan. They are like $30.

But then I have no room for my drinks and they will start asking questions about where I keep them

Hang it out the window on a rope. Pull it back up after inspection.

It could work but the fridge is very heavy, How could I wrap underneath it? If I don't they'll see I'vee just wrapped a fridge.

The window is too small for me to jump from, let alone for the fridge to hang from..

OP this is genius do it

just put the drinks in your car. You aren't too much of a pussy to carry the drinks at least.

better start drinking

If I had a car I'd just pay another builder to carry the fridge to my car

how soy are you? i can literally lift a full size fridge on my own with a hand cart, a small one is fuckin nothing

The problem is the cable doesn;t go in so it's clearly non functioning. Also the top down shows it has a door which amps normally do not

>It could work but the fridge is very heavy, How could I wrap underneath it? If I don't they'll see I'vee just wrapped a fridge.

how fucking weak are you, dude?

if you can't hold the thing for 5 seconds to slide some wrapping paper underneath, just tip it slightly and try your hardest to get most of the bottom.

The drinks weight it down

Ok but then they ask me what the big buzzing present in the corner is??

Fucking tard. Go the gym for 8 months, gomad, squats n oats, functional strength.

Or

Empty it first

They really let you in to uni? Tits or gtfo

take the drinks out?

hello?

Just linking my own comment for attention. I think it has the highest chance of success of any idea in this thread. On casual inspection it'd look just like common, cheap, ikea storage.

Or if you want to get lazy with it just put the sides of these over the front.
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alternatively if you have a secondhand store just buy a wood filing cabinet and take the front off.
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I know nothing about guitars so this looks functional to me

unplug it when they knock, you fucking retard.

The fridge is far too big to fit under my bed: it is nearly 75cm long

OP is british. He can probably lift a max of ~40 with all of his strength.

UNplugging it doesn't make it stop being a fridge you retard

stick it up your ass, bitch

at least he won't have to chase it

wait, it's an actual amp fridge? are you serious? why the fuck are we coming up with ideas then? hide in plain sight

I have too much up there already, there is no room, especially not for a fridge of this size

it stops it from buzzing, you fucking autist.

Any facade idea will require a proper setting. Either under a desk or between a desk and a wall. To hide the door cover the top. A piece of masonite will work. Then scatter some textbooks and papers and it will look natural.

Great so they take my fridge and my drinks get warm, good job moron

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Do you live in a hallway? Why not just make friends with somebody across the hall. Have them take the fridge when they inspect your room. Afterward move it back once they are busy inspecting the next room.

they might steal his drinks though

3 choices op: go to a supermarket and get a large cardboard box, put the fridge inside then cover it with a buch of stinky clothes, like very, very stinky, followed by rotting food and then a black plastic bag to cover the fridge. I haven't heard of a low paid person who is willing to get that dirty over inspecting a box

The second option is to dissasamble it, then throw the parts all over the room, hide some and if asked, tell them you're learning how to repair those things and you're practicing

the third option is best described in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=fCQ3jv9wVhw

I do not have the sort of space to work with. THe problem is they side of the frige is clearly not an amp

If it doesn't stop being a fridge then why does the ice melt when you unplug it?

there is no way this isn't a troll, nobody can be this dumb

Lol who keeps making these. I saw one that was wearing a helmet that was pretty funny.

immediately offer whoever comes to inspect your place sex. just take your pants off and present your anus. drop down on your hands and knees immediately once they come in and don't say anything.

it'll all work out.

Probably

It is too late for that: I hear knocking already down the hall

here ya go.

>They really let you in to uni?
Probably for the sake of diversity.

Use no more nails and duck tape and stick it the ceiling, it's the last place they will look

Get a spare/cheap/broken cable and cut most of the plug off so it can sit right in the jack, if you're that concerned. Or just leave it unplugged- hide the cable and say you left it somewhere if they ask.

Pile some crap over the top and cover the sides to make it less obvious that it's a fridge. Clothing might be simplest, drooping over the sides.

That's all assuming this sort of novelty fridge isn't common wherever you live. if it is they'll spot it immediately.

You can keep drinks cold in an unplugged fridge for up to 48 hours if you fill it with ice. It effectively becomes a cooler. You just need to buy a bag of ice.

NOT HELPFUL. They will take my fridge if you don't give me a useful answer

The fridge is slightly damaged, it is able to produce or maintain ice

Do you have to be present for the inspection? Stay in the hallway until they go into a different room. Then take the fridge out and move it up one floor or into a stairwell. Move it back when they go into the next room.

put a sheet on it and some other stuff on top of that

NOT able

I do not have to be, but I have classes: They also inspect randomly, they might do my neigbhour now and me tomorrow

>they side of the frige is clearly not an amp
Hang a towel on it. Or a shirt. Or mount a poster. If you don't have a poster tear off some pages from a textbook and tape them on.

Alternatively just offer them a frost cold beverage.

There have been plenty of good ideas in this thread jackass. Think in solutions, not in fucking problems.

listen here, you little shit.

throw a blanket and a pillow next to the obviously blank side of the amp. bunch them up like a lazy college student who doesn't make their bed.

plug your cable back in and set the guitar in front of it. I really doubt they're going to look that hard at the jack.

AND UNPLUG IT.

Just cover it with clothes and sheets, if they ask what is under it claim it is a stack of ‘very’ hardcore porn and you are embarrassed about it. Sounds horrid and embarrassing but fuck who cares, it is pretty unlikely they will make you prove it is porno

Just fucking put a big cloth over it. Add a flower and some other shit. Now you got a table. They gonna check there as well?

And wtf why can't you have a fridge to start with?

Then just throw it out. Buy a new working fridge. They will never suspect you cause they saw you throw the old fridge out.

why isn't fridge allowed in dorms anyway?

ATTEMPT 1

Is this ok??

Skip classes. Or roll the fridge into a room that has already been inspected.

THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY, RIGHT THERE.

This particular fridge does not have wheels

Can see the door thingy on the left. Have some clothes hang over on the front. Also add something smelly so they won't touch it.

A lot of dorms are old with shitass electrical wiring, so they'll make rules about appliances that aren't allowed.

The place I went to only allowed one kind of microwave, which was attached to a mini-fridge and would shut off the fridge when the microwave was on. And, of course, there was a company there ready to rent one to you when you moved in.

>20 quid
are you harry potter? isnt that harry potter currency?

The real problem is what kind of jack ass brings an electric guitar into the dorm. Here you are trying to sleep or study and some faggot is playing shitty fucking wonderwall.

That's obviously a fridge door on top, but it looks pretty good

thats quidditch you mongoloid

My neigbhours like me to lull them to sleep with wonderwall