Ask God Anything

Ask God Anything.

>pic related

Are you a liberal? Because you've created this fictitious enemy (the Devil) blame everything evil on him, and then do evil while accusing anyone who criticizes you of being the Devil. Which sounds exactly like a modern liberal.

Oh Lord, what shall we do with the sandnigger?
And why did you let Hitler lose WW2?

Are you a fag

>Is biological sex real?
>How many genders are there?
>Is fapping to traps gay?
>Can a penis be feminine?
>Are bananas funny?
>Are there any pics that shouldn't be shared?
>Why can't atheists define atheism?
>If you lived anywhere on Earth, where would you live and what political affiliation would you have?
>What show should I watch next?
>Can you make an object so heavy that even you can't pick it up?

ok
hear me out
if I am the most valuable soul in the universe
there is also a ranking of souls valued
hence there is the lowest value soul in the universe
it's pretty straight forward stuff
The Devil is the least valuable soul
Because he prefers death and destruction
While the Universe doesn't allow any energy to destroyed or created
We must assume since time is a straight line everyone is positive by providence of matter of fact sitting around doing nothing but breathing it's just a matter of time til my politics of life and life improvement which is cohesive to the flow of the universe pays me off in the long run.

I'm half Syrian
Fuck you
Fuck Hitler
Fuck Trump
No but I can have you ass raped in hell for this.

These ants keep getting into my garage and into my garbage can. What can i do to prevent this infestation

I'm sending them for a reason, it's part of the plan. Leave them alone!

>Is biological sex real?
only when you're alive
>How many genders are there?
literally only two
>Is fapping to traps gay?
it is gay but there's nothing wrong with being gay
Cleopatra was a trap this is nothing new
not edgy
>Can a penis be feminine?
ahh yes it can but not scientifically so
more like it's thin and soft like a woman would be
>Are bananas funny?
no
>Are there any pics that shouldn't be shared?
yeah nudes of unconsenting people
>Why can't atheists define atheism?
I'm not sure they can't
I assume their beliefs rely solely on the belief there is no God
than I must assume they hope to be their own God/leader in this life.>If you lived anywhere on Earth, where would you live and what political affiliation would you have?
>If you lived anywhere on Earth, where would you live and what political affiliation would you have?
Japan
Political affiliation would be my own way
I believe in life and life improvement
to me politics means the needs and wants of the masses
not whatever convoluted meaning it's given by journalists today
>What show should I watch next?
Rounders with Matt Damon
or read the Bible it's better than GoT
>Can you make an object so heavy that even you can't pick it up?
no

>"Ask God"
>is a sandnigger
Sieg heil achmed

If you dont want guys to be gay. Why did you put the male g-spot (prostate) up the ass?

ummm ants usually move around due to delusions of dead people in the house
do you believe by any chance that there is/was a dead person in your garage? Does anyone in your house have delusions of dead people?

So the world believed Jesus was God and he was Brown
>sit down

IT's behind the base of the cock
for pleasure on thrust.

...

In that case, is it ok to be gay and get your prostate pounded? If so, why does it say in the bible to kill all gays?

what's is my name?

>So the world believed Jesus was God and he was Brown
>the world believed
>the world
Maybe the third world, like syria

I didn't write the old testament it's man's writing
I spoke in the new testament
It's mainly due to the disgust straight men have with the mere idea of it
My problem with gays is mainly their over aggressiveness in primary school where they often pick on other students
Jeff?
No the first world like The USA Bible Belt
The first world like the entire United Kingdom
Most of France and Europe
the Spaniards
Russia
Australia is predominantly Christian

Faur enough then. So umm, if you made all mankind, why are women such cunts? (Not universally, just in general)

close, but yes my names start with J.

Like this?

Are traps gay?

Why are traps gay?

I live and die with everyone and so I re learn everything
Here's What I think of women
their dumb
they have vaginas
they're cute
they're hot
They have a sixth sense for things as in the gaps between what they know and what they don't know tend to line up on the simple workings of common sense
Men however have common sense off taps
Women don't have a lot of common sense but compliment men tremendously
Women also have the inherent value of producing life.
A new J
I thought it would be funny Jeff
you know
my name is Jeff
idk
I'm too busy to reach out to you
That Guy is New Zealander
yes!
why?
who cares?

Is ZOG real?

Were Sodom and Gomorrah really any worse than trap porn on Sup Forums?

And if so, pics or it didn't happen.

No
It's a meme built on a meme
the original meme is that all Jews are good at business
the second meme was that if they have money than they control all society
They're not all good at business
No single group of people controls the government
the ones that control the government is usually an idea that takes hold amongst the people
something people all demand
the government moves on it if and only if, and even in communism, the majority of people want it.
I have more of a problem with predatory gambling than I do with trap porn

>I have more of a problem with predatory gambling than I do with trap porn
Wasn't the question, bitch.

It's YOUR not you < I expected more from a god

I don't remember Sodom and Gomorrah just now you little twit
why are westerners so disrespectful?
I've saved your life 3 times over in just this lifetime
I own Earth and everything in it
Do you think I'm so agile I can stop my anger from coming for you?
Do you think I can prevent this very moment from being played back to you when you die and are so lazy you watch your own life on replay.
And do you think I can stop the astronomical fear you will feel on this moment as you insult God from the comforts of a computer? Cause I wont

> God has Alheimer's
kek, go back to your retirement home oldfag nobody cares

i will crush you

No, you won't. Nobody cares about you anymore.

Do black men have some special mental powers that allow them to identify submissive men. I have never been approached by a white man but I have been consistently identified and called out as a soft bitch by multiple black men over the years. It started in middle school, sometimes I'd go out to a basketball game or somewhere where there were black men. They make eye contact and then end up confronting me in a calm manner and just speaking their mind without any reservations. A group of black men wanted to fuck when I was in middle school. I just shut down and left the place, but I wish I'd taken the opportunity

They tend to be better fighters because their culture has been forced into menial labour for millenia.
When your focused on physicality you tend to be able to size up others easier
like they'll know from body language who will win a fight in the first five minutes, before any serious blows occur.
IF you want just hang around some more black guys for the same treatment. They all have good body language reading skills.

I wonder how they identify me as someone to fuck though. Like they can tell I want them to bend me over and fuck me even though I'm not interacting with them

guy
I know this is a safe place to talk about the darkest of things
but sex should be something private
something you don't record for other strangers to read or watch
Look sex is a form of love you should respect something private
to be expressed as only if it is vital to a more important story
try to keep your dignity
even if in private you let it go
you'll enjoy it more that way.

Am I going to hell?
How nice is it there?

I never record stuff but I don't see a reason not to talk about it. I didn't post anything here if myself. I don't agree with all the shoulds here

I don't dabble in the details of hell.
It's scary with a lot of screaming.
But you don't and nobody does have to stay there as my kingdom is open to all always. Except when I'm down there.

N.B.All dream states last a maximum of 5 minutes

yeah but seriously Sup Forums doesn't actually delete anything. They have a record of everything everyone says and does since it's first post. No one here is really anonymous on the site. Even when you post from a cafe. Even I have posted sexual stuff one liners here
but I mean from a one human to another
psychologically
it's better when you keep that shit tidy.

How are you not anonymous? I wouldn't post criminal stuff. Do you post as god in hopes of being found blameless, benign and respectable in the event that all your posts were linked back to your identity?
Usually if I am tight lipped about this, then someone else implores me to open up and stop being so uptight and neurotic, often the same person who told me not to speak of it. It's like a game of musical chairs. Admonish someone so as to free up the role for yourself.

What are you talking about
fucking drama
I've posted on here since 2003
I've posted as God lately because government agencies around the world have been treating me like God for decades and I need to come out about this also I need the practice.