>PART 1 Hello Sup Forums, my name is Mostafa El-Abbadi. I am a prominent historian who specializes in Egyptian, Greek, and Greco-Roman Egyptian history. I have lived a good life, but I fear that life will soon come to an end. It wouldn't be an unsatisfactory end for most... I have made many contributions to my field, and I have made my mark on the world... but I fear the prospect of leaving this one go unanswered. It is a question that I have studied and struggled with for over a decade now. A largely unexamined aspect of Egyptian mythology, the amalgamation of darkness and chaos, K-k (I ask that you do not spell her name as it only fuels her destructive influence.)
My decades of research have lead me here. While I can not and will not share all of my discoveries with you, I have managed to discover the source of K-k's power, a power you may know as "meme magic." K-k's influence grows through repetitive ritual chants. With each chant, K-k's power becomes more and more influential in the material world, emerging from the "second" underworld" described in the ancient text, the Book of the Dead. In modern times, these repetitive ritual chants are often spoken with an air of humor and satire, and the internet itself has given her followers a virtually infinite platform to connect and recite these chants together, bringing chaos into the world.
The major turning point for this power was on March 24th 2015, with the Germanwings Flight 4U9525 crash, when K-k's power finally manifested itself such that it began influencing the material world. Since then, she has been largely responsible for American presidential candidate, Donald Trump, whom I suspect is a follower of K-k himself, as made apparent by his use of these repetitive ritual chants to tear down his enemies (ie Low energy, Lyin' Ted, etc.)
Jaxson Gonzalez
>PART 2 This is where I come to you. I am looking for contributions to my work on the comprehensive history of these chants, or "meme magic," since the happening of March 24th 2015. What events have the spawned and what were the corresponding chants? These findings will be Man's first step into truly exploring the relationship between the material and non-material world. Additionally, apart from my own selfish desires, I fear if her power his exploited too long, it will breed disastrous consequences for the human race. These findings will be crucial to ensuring a prosperous survival for our people into the distant future. The future of our people will not remember you, but they will owe their lives to you. Thank you and God bless.
Alexander Rodriguez
DUDE IM SO GOD DAMN HIGH FILM ME
Nicholas Perry
FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!
Noah Baker
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Josiah Stewart
Implying
Cooper Hall
>This dense
John Gutierrez
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Justin Jenkins
>German airwings
Luke Foster
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Benjamin Sullivan
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Carson Torres
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Nicholas Cruz
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Ryder White
Sounds like you have a few pieces of the puzzle. But the puzzle is irreverent to the follows of KEK.
PRAISE KEK.
We stand between the two pillars, and put our right foot forward and we say TRUMP 2016!
PRAISE KEK.
Ryan Cooper
With these dubs I cast a blessing on Sup Forums's collection of dragon dildos.
Isaiah Baker
Jesus fucking h what the fuck is it with you kiddies
>>>/reddit/
Summer just fucking started get the fuck out filth go play minecuck or whatever you underages do
