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penguins upboat party!!!!!!

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wtf fuck sports

>Pittsburgh

>wtf fuck sports

So when is America gonna let Puerto Rico be a state?

after they pay debnts

When they want to be one

Fuck Democraps and fuck brown people

:o

about to do a drunk shower and brush my teeth... wish me luck

might groom my pubic hair a lil.. i'll appoligize in the morning for the bad posts...

>fuck brown people
Good thing I'm white haha!

When is the next referendum?

>chicanos
>white

I want to know something

Is there any place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport among people and where major league soccer (MLS) is the only dominant professional sport league?

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*slaps your mama's ass*
Foxy!

>wtf fuck sports
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*joins you*

How brown are you anyway?

In a couple of months. It doesn't matter, Congress isn't going to let another Democrat state in anytime soon

i wanna say oregon, specifically portland
but oregon has a decent football team so idk

I dunno but they've shot down every single one so far IIRC

>2017
>Canada STILL hasn't won the Stanley cup since 1993

Does your adblock blocks this or is only me?

EXCELLENT post

I'm really very hardly brown in reality. My mom is Castizo and my dad is Anglo.

I've been trying to get rid of taiwan for years, it ain't happening

They're blocked for me

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano

It blocks that I've never actually seen that before
That image you posted looks like something #1 might have made and not #9000000000000000001

>claims he dones't like me
>posts coffee meme

tsudere

okay legit im afk showering now

you keep forgetting and readding and forgetting me again

its blocked for me but i might have manually did it

anyone else miss parkourdude91? or even know who he was? ;_;7

OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0.carapo- BOOM BIG REVEAL!!!!! ITS PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!

haha

>My mom is Castizo
oki

Why oregon?

Why Portland?


Give me good reasons why Portland and Oregon are excellent places for fans of soccer and MLS

>showering at night

*jim carrey's at you*

I like you

>oki
What did he mean by this?

My dad was shouting and screaming in his sleep, is this a sign of a disorder? Should I be worried? The rest of my family doesnt know what to make of it

AdBlock on mobile doesn't block the annoying popup ads that eat my data.

okie dokie

take your shower with the lights off

>mobilefag
Sounds like you deserve it

Just realized I havent eaten anything but a couple of chips and 2 poptarts in more than 24 hours buds

Probably just a really bad nightmare.

Does /cum/ like Grimes, musician of the millennium and Queen of Sup Forums?

any coffee pepe requests?

>mobileposters

probably night terrors
maybe he has ptsd

no swaety

That's what my mother said, she doesnt really seem to care but I can tell my sis is worried

Pitchfork told me to like her so ofc.

Think I'm going to post with my flag for a bit

>implying
Lavren is illegitimate

fucking hbogo player is so fucking shit compared to netflix how do they get away with it

hey thurston i got a meal for u right here bb ;)

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rip in peace bajachan

Maybe, he's been on the force for over 3 decades now

Thx bb. Can you put it in the fridge? I am tired and going to sleep.

...

uBlock blocks everything I've come across

umm ok

he was trolling ok

>brown eyed ginger
Always a scary mix

Old man's still got it

Cuck units in parenthesis.

50 (10) = Chilly
40 (5) = Pretty cold
32 (0) = Cold
25 (-5) = Really cold
15 (-10) = Brutal
5 (-15) = Incredibly cold
-5 (-20) = Noteworthy
Below -15 (-25) = Natural disaster

60-69 (15-20) = Warm
70-79 (20-25) = Nice
80 (27) = Comfy
82-86 (28-30) = Hot
88-90 (31-32) = Pretty hot
92 (33) = Really hot
93-95 (34-35) = Very hot
95-104 (35-40) = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die
Over 105 (40) = Alarming

When I was jet lagged in France I had a shower at 4am.

It was really comfy

What is the best province or city across Canada, for someone who hates hates ice hockey and NHL, and only likes Socccer and is only a fan of the MLS (Major League Soccer)?

:(

my grandpa used to do all sorts of weird shit in his sleep, and he was also in the marines for a long time

I don't want America to become brown, but I would much rather live next to a Mexican than a European.

I shower at 4 am

Literally nowhere.

I'm going to contribute to it becoming brown by impregnating my Latina gf and having half white kids

I would rather live next to a white American than to an European.

youtube.com/watch?v=SneCkM0bJq0
i like his accent it's so plain

They're full.

>82-86 (28-30) = Hot
>88-90 (31-32) = Pretty hot
>92 (33) = Really hot
>93-95 (34-35) = Very hot
>95-104 (35-40) = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die

you are like little baby

just got some icecream

Hockey is for idiots and insensitive

youtu.be/RNOTF-znQyw

Iqaluit

>you are like little baby
alri phoenix

Soccer is considered to be a sport for girls in North America. Fuck off, ladyboy.

I got my thumb caught in the car door yesterday. What is going to happen?

not even close

t. sawsnowonce

>Hockey is for idiots and insensitive

>wants to immigrate to a country
>starts off by insulting the national sport and it's fans
Why are immigrants such insufferable cunts?

Hockey is for real men and non-poor people.

90 degrees is hot af, chicano

it's gonna hurt like a bitch, thumbnail might** fall off, but you'll be alright no worries.

(not a doctor)

Rate the weather
Nothing. Your nail will heal.

I live at the snow line, you dumb fruit loop

sorry, that was rude

>real men
Sucks to be you then

Has there ever been an uglier president?

Looks okay. Not too much bruising. Minimal swelling. Put some ice on it for about 20 minutes 3-4 times per day.

He doesn't want to immigrate to Canada though

Daww aren't you a cute little desert rat?

>Mexico is still butthurt about Trump

90 is the temp at like 11 AM, dude

it could unironically fall off
if it's really swollen you can poke a hole in it with a hot needle or if you go to the doctors they'll also poke a hole in it with some compliated self-heating needle or someshit