What instrument is this?

What instrument is this?

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Fantano Wand

LITERALLY an 'edgy' instrument

Is this the peak of the return of edgecore?

The critic / wimp-slayer.

10/10

This will be the death of polite indiecucks.

Can I order it off amazon?

I'll sell you my used one for $150

Christgau is literally wetting his pants right now.

How about $75?

*glass breaks*

>gripping this instrument would result in death
>Death Grips

pottery

instructables.com/id/Make-a-Contact-Microphone/
make one of those and then take a shard of glass and attach the mic to it. Then just buy a bunch of effect pedals and shit

Are we about to undergo a renaissance of edgy anons jamming shards of glass into their faces?

"Dude I was already doing this before Death Grips dropped a 10/10"

can we compile a list of breaking glass songs?

>not understanding how new jokes are created

Maybe. But I'm just gonna use a handsaw instead for maximum edge.

And because I think the thin metal of a saw has better potential for making gnarly sounds than a piece of glass does

sure why not

xd becuz death grip picture man hahahahaahf omh hahah

be honest here. How many of you recently bought a piezo mic?

I made one 15 years ago

Edgecore was born in the 80s, ascended and formed in the 90s, peaked and then declined from the early > mid 00s (while living on underground in Sup Forums meme culture).

And now.... perfected.