I'm a Muslim ask me anything (continued)

I'm a Muslim ask me anything (continued)

i did it last night and it was really fun

plz ask real questions

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What is your favorite furniture ?

How does goat pussy feel like?

my couch

idk i never tried it

Why do you need to believe?

it makes my mind really stable, believing that nothing gonna happened in death makes me really depressed

Why did you decide to be a terrorist?

im, not a terrorist, i never killed or hurt anyone in my life.

If Muslims want to be taken seriously as adherents to a religion of peace, why don't they toss out the parts of the Quran that explicitly call for acts of violence?

i cant (and dont want to ) speak for other Muslims , but that's what i personally do, i don't like to follow the Quran to the word , and i don't want to hurt anyone or go around trying to spread my religion , i respect other people beliefs like i want them to respect mine , and I wish for a peaceful happy life

1. Which country are you from? If you're from Pakistan do you hate Indians?

2. In the mosque that you attend, do you ever think that some of the people might be terrorists or terrorist sympathisers?

3. Has anyone ever tried to radicalise you?

4. Do you hate christians or do you not give af one way or the other?

5. Most muslims I know are totally westernised and are chill as fuck. Does this describe you or are you strict about your faith? Like adhering to all the stuff like not drinking alcohol etc.

Thanks for this. It makes a change to have normal threads on here every once in a while without watching Mexicans skin each other's faces and cut each other's arms off and stuff.

do you believe it's all true and not metaphorical?

But why Islam and not judaism, christianism, scientologism or raelism ?

How tight is your 9 year old wife?

Will she blow herself up when she reaches puberty?

Why don't you stop trying to convince yourself that your book of lies and your barbaric bronze age religion is actually helping you, and drop that shit like a bad habit.

Recognize now that it's only going to fuck your life up. Rise above, camel fucker.

Are converts viewed differently to those who are born into the religion?

I've heard that there was cute and smooth young boys in islamic heaven. Is that true?

If death is heaven, do you fear death? If not, why you dont kill yourself or do risky things where you probably get killed (because of suicide is forbidden blabla ...). I mean if you really believe in this shit then you would have to think its the best thing you can have and you should immediately die.

Also are you happy when people you know die because they are now Paradies

And do you believe this 69 virgins bullshit? I mean virgins are fucking bad at fucking. And how are you supposed to fuck without a body?

> barbaric bronze age religion
Every religion is bronze age scam bullshit

Bullshit you're begging to explode
>Get the fuck out this is an Islam hate thread now

This

1) Syria, and i don't personally hate Indians
2) yes there must have to be, although i don't think its the majority
3) not in the way u think, my family is religious and they always tell me that i need to be more " Muslim" in the way i think
4) no, i don't care what people do or believe as long as it's not hurting or affecting me , this goes for other religions and sexual preferences
5) chill type, like I got in /b to jerk off and I have a porn folder on my machine
also lol and ur welcome

The jew, ally or enemy?

in what way ??? ,

the Quran, in my opinion, is written in metaphors, and believing in God is a personal spiritual belief

I was born and raised Muslim, its hard to let go

I'm single, but I'm on tinder and my age range on there is between 18-23 , i want someone around my age for a relationship

i personally don't view them differently( i personally don't see people religion if that's not what they're about) , and I wanna say that other Muslims are the same

IDK

>ITT People who are in denial that islam and Sup Forums aren't the same thing. When someone commits murder or a killing spree it's called a epic "happening" when mudslimes do it, Sup Forums is suddenly the holy saint. Hypocrits, lets not start on how half of Sup Forums loves furry just like how mudslime love their goats and 80% of Sup Forums are borderline if not full blown pedo with their loli and actual pedo traits just like mudslimes.

All I see in this thread are denialist faggots who bassicaly argue against everything they do themselves.

Kys denialistic pieces of shits.

So you are looking for a young boi now that your 9 year old wife blew herself up.

Will he have to blow himself up or is he just going to blow you?

>I'm a Muslim ask me anything
Why? if you believe in an invisible sky wizard then you're retarded, no matter what color of your skin. You have nothing of value to add.

honestly, i don't like to think on what happened after we die, because honestly no one knows, although i would like to think that heaven exists, also i don't believe in the 69 virgin thing and I never met a Muslim who does

Sup Forumstfo.

well I cant prove it and so is you, sooo

That means yes.

you are not a real muslim, OP
some are ok, but most should be gassed

gg son cia on your ass now.

most Muslims view Jews as the enemy , i personally dont thought(although i have some issues with the state of Israel) , i don't like to see people religion as long as it's not what they're about (like if ur a priest ill see u as a Christian, but if ur an average man whos Jewish, i wouldn't see u as a jew)

islam is anti porn and gay therefor your wrong

I was never in any form of relationship
been single my entire life T_T

its a personal spiritual belief , i personally think atheists are smarter then others because they think outside the box and think of there own , scroll up to know why I'm still a Muslim

So grills don't excite you, you only want young bois.

idk : means i don't know

im straight, i turned 18 a few months ago, its really hard to have a girlfriend when u have a religious helicopter family, also im a /b user ofc i wouldn't have good social skillz

religion is a spiritual belief , i think considering me as real or non-real Muslim is subjective, i think anyone could follow any religion they want, and practice it the way they want , and for such spiritual believe there shouldn't really be a "right " way to do it as its a personal thing

once you realize that both islam and Sup Forums are in denial you can finally decide to take the red pill my son.

Iraq and Egypt both share the number 1 spot on the biggest sharehold on pornsites.

Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Qatar share the top 10 in longest avarage watch time on porn sites.

Next to porn it is countries like Iraq, Iran and Egypt who also boast the largest underground LGBT communities. Iran/Iraq even accept this and give gay faggots the chance the have a sex-change instead of being chugged off the roof like the faggots they are.

It would suprise you howmuch Sup Forums resembles Islam. It's disgusting truely.

We all have issues with Zionism.

You're on Tinder, that`s for preteen grills and fags. Where do you fit in? I know, you fit in a young bois ass.

qz.com/889548/everyone-treated-me-like-a-saint-in-iran-theres-only-one-way-to-survive-as-a-transgender-person/

>But Iran is also the only Muslim country in the Persian Gulf region that gives trans citizens the right to have their gender identity recognized by the law. In fact, the Islamic Republic of Iran not only allows sex reassignment, but also subsidizes it.

MFW iran is more accepting of trans people then the west

there's actually a large Christian and non-muslim communities in the middle east, for example, egypt is 31% non-muslim and Syria was 10% non-muslim (pre-war ofc)

Yup, you can't estimate howmany actually watch porn, but lets not fool ourselves. Islam is a pervers and very sexual religion.

I googled the koran and starting reading a few pages. I read 3 pages in total and already found instruction in this book that should guide me to be perfect.

The instructions were that I should kill none believer men, and take their women as sex slaves and take their lands.

Seeing as the point of koran is god guiding you to be perfect, so why would harming others, killing them, enslaving them and stealing from them, putting yourself at risk of retaliation the entire time, be the way to live perfect?

What's your perfect world? us all walking around in peace untill one person thinks differently then we all turn into savages real quick, slaughter the none believer then we turn into peace loving hippies once more?

ok sure, Muslims like porn and sex (according to u ) so what, i mean ur on Sup Forums probably to get girls nudes

im actually married, don't need no skanks nudes. I'm on Sup Forums to see the random threads, not everyone is here for sexual reasons.

So are you still in Syria or have you been sent elsewhere already?

another pathetic leftist attempt to normalize this barbaric,child raping, savage political ideology. That's what it is. It's not a religion, it's politics disguised as religion. The end result is conquest. Do not believe the "mainstream muslim bullshit. These are pro liars and savages. Their religion is a cancer on this planet that needs to be eradicated.

i have a question for you-- are you retarded?? how could someone with a functioning brain genuinely believe that Mohammed was a prophet? it's embarrassing

But at the start you admitted that you had killed infidels yesterday?

Muhammad was the perfect man who allowed Muslims to rape 9 year old grills

for once i was born in the us but raised in Syria , I've been in the us since 2011

I didn't got a pic ???

ok heres the thing i already explained , why im still a muslim above , im not trying to normalize islam , this thread is not about proving that islam is a religon of peace, proving that god exists or proving that islam is the one true religon , I expected to get actual qoustions about MY mind and life, (which i got a number of) , I PERSSONLY wnat to live a normal life, without hate and vilonce in both ways, me being a muslim is a personal spertul thing that for the most parts i keep for myself, and i think i should be allowed to contune doing so as long as im not hurting anyone . i dont have any hate towered anyone who hates muslims or Islam, as they are not bad people they legit believe that Islam and all Muslims are evil, and i can see why, also i don't in any way support any form of violence done by any Muslim terrorists.

as i said above this is a thread to ask ME questions not to start hating on a religion , if u want to do that make ur own thread

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Islam is a shit religion for shit people. Questions won't change that.

Enjoy your little Tinder boi toi

that wasnet the intend of this thread

hey, this is OP here,

I will abandon the thread as its starting to get filled with trolls and idiots, i wanna say thx to all those who weren't aggressive and asked real questions

thanks yall for a good thread and have a good day

Your Tinder boi toi called you?

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How can you dismiss those parts and and not discredit the rest?

#TRUTH
>except the modern ones that are an obvious tax dodge (or attempt at drug law evasion)

Infidels are no persons so they don't count

how is this still up ?????? what the fuck is going on here

Islam is a barbaric medieval religion tho
I think it came around somewhat ~400ad

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K E K

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Why do y'all hate gays but love fucking little boys?

How do you feel about fact that Muhammad consumated his marriage with Aisha when she was 9 years old?

How do you feel about the Sunni/Shia schism? Which are you and what's your opinion of the other side?

Bonus question, how about Sufism?

>night of the living zombie thread

>implying those stronk muslim wimminz don't all recognize each other by their burkha and purses
>implying that pic isn't on someone's instagram right fucking now

>jealous that he can't have a nine year old wife

Yes, all that.

Some haters of Islam often say that Mohammad was a pedophile.

Now, in general, I don't hate or love Islam, but, is there any truth to that statement????

That's not true at all. Most of the predominately Muslim nations (Iraq, Iran, Syria, et. al.) were quite secular until the 1953 coup in Iran (backed by the US and British). Even then; they had their own Sexual Revolutions (complete with miniskirts) during the '60s. It wasn't until the '70s (when the US started financially supporting Radical Islam that the Sharia really started hitting the fan.
>what is algebra?
>what is alcohol?
>what was Alexandria?

When it rains, haters say it raining.
Stating facts makes you a hater.
Are you high?

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is this haram

Have you ever fucked a pig?

>what is algebra?
Mathematics with variables
>what is alcohol?
A drug made through fermentation of carbs consumed all over the world, even by monkeys that eat fermented fruit to get drunk, except for mudslimes of course
>what was Alexandria?
A number of citys founded by the Macedonian Alexander the great, all built in Greek style and to spread Greek culture

OP did you bail on me? I actually had a non-trolly question here

Are You scared about ISIS and terrorist making everyone think all Muslims are dangerous? What its Your opinion about it all that mess.

he's gone out to a gay club to get bombed

Went to fuk a goat or smth. I though he care but not here...

Burn in hell sand nigga