Do you have any life advice for me Sup Forums?

Do you have any life advice for me Sup Forums?
>will be 20 soon
>unifag
>mindless office job

Yeah, Don't ask advice on Sup Forums, if your life is so bad that you've had to come here to ask for advice you are really fucked then.

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finish uni, stay at the office job to make money and remind yourself of how much better life will be once you're complete. Do not rush into marriage or having kids, make a monthly/weekly budget and strictly follow it. Get a reasonable vehicle thats both affordable and affordable to maintain. dont look at trap porn.

That's mad young for being botha unifag and having a mindless office job. How are you going to have friends and do cool shit in the prime of your life?

This but do some fucked up shit first bro you're only young once get it out of your system or have it fester as you age I say

Go after what you really like to do. If you just think "yea, I could do that ... perhaps." or something in that direction, keep searching for the one thing that drives you. That one thing that you want to know everything about. Go after your guts and you will become good faster then you think. Nowadays you can make a living out of nearly everything. Just do what you love and make your jobb your hobby.

Don't focus on your current status. Focus on progress and know your end goal.

This but OP, and all of us are humans that will be stuck with our choices/lack of choices. There's no point in walking a straight and narrow, all the bosses never have, they will never respect you if you're a standard drone. Even the most well functioning drone will just be used.

I'm alright user, just curious. Thanks though.

Thanks user.

That's good advice. Yeah. Maybe I should get out while my body still works properly.

Thanks user. Currently trying to do that actually.

Advices:
20s
- do drugs
- fuck at least 50 girls
- have at least one threesome
- lose at least one fight
- win at least one fight
- travel if you want
30s
- don't do drugs
- get a car
- be autonomous money wise
- stay in shape
- reproduce if you want

Also between mid 20s and mid 30s you're likely to experience at least one horrible breakup, the death of a relative or a bad sickness, so be prepared for that.
that's about it

Thanks, user.

Thanks. Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

Huh. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

Feels like yesterday I was 20 and beginning to make an effort to change my life.

I'm going to turn 25 next week. Feels fucking bad man. I've accomplished next to nothing in that time.

My advice would be get a goal figured out as soon as you can and find some way to stick to that. Stay motivated and work hard at it everyday. Whatever works as motivation for you. Seek that out and do it. Whether it's watching career videos, shadowing people in the position or speaking with them, or reading gay tumblr motivational shit. Whatever works for you, do that and stay the course.

Don't fall off into an apathetic state and fuck your life up. You can get nearly anything you want in life if you work hard at it. Most people are lazy as fuck because they don't get immediate results and then they end up working in grocery stores for the rest of their life. Don't be that person.

Be frugal with your money. Thrift everything. Buy things used. Be smart with your money.

Don't think that you need to fall in love because all of your gay ass friends are getting married and taking on mortgages at 22 years old.

Idk. Basically don't be a dumbass. Save your money. Don't get a chick knocked up and fuck your entire life up. Work hard everyday. Eventually it will pay off and you'll be on top of the world at 27, possibly sooner depending on your career path

Thanks, user. I'm going to try. Hopefully it'll work out, at least a little.

additionally :
- Reduce the teenage angst and self destructive behaviour as soon as you can because you will at some point anyway so you could as well learn to not be a retard sooner and get used to it.

- Relationships endgame is family and kids, doing them aimlessly is a waste of time and you could as well stay single trying to find a better girl to impregnate or not be caring at all about them and be way more efficient at whatever you're doing.

- School socialisation and being automatically surrounded by people and involved in social shit end around 30 so from then on you need to create it yourself if you still want it.

Anyone that tells you to do stupid things is not your friend. Like drugs, indiscriminate sex, etc. It will just cause trouble for you in the long run.

Don't follow your dreams. Get a well-paying job and bring your dreams along with you as a hobby. You won't have as much fun but at least you'll be able to afford the fun you do have without breaking the bank.

Get every type of license you can and maintain them. Driver's, hunting/gun, pilots, etc. You never know when they'll come in handy.

Live below your means. You don't need the "best" phone, computer, car, apartment, whatever. Leave that shit for rappers who'll be broke in two years. Save your money and retire early when you're sitting on a fat nest egg.

Never, never, NEVER let a woman know how much money you make until you're ready to commit for life. If word gets out that you're well off then all you will attract will be gold digging whores.

I'll try. Thanks for advice user.

Fucking this right here. Realized this late.

Thanks, user. I appreciate it.

This post is pure bullshit.
>I've accomplished next to nothing
There's nothing to accomplish, life is meaningless. What does a monkey "accomplish"? Nothing, he just live his monkey life, the rest is delusion.
>get a goal figured out
sounds exhausting
> motivation
>do it
>watching career videos
>reading gay tumblr motivational shit
>Don't fall off into an apathetic state
>Most people are lazy
>Buy things used
>Don't think that you need to fall in love
>Don't get a chick knocked up
>and you'll be on top of the world at 27
>depending on your career path

Pure bullshit, don't be this kind of insecure agitated person and just chill, there's nothing to win.

Not advice, but you're doing better than me.
>me
>20 in less than a month
>been to jail twice
>$10,000 in debt from fines
>shitty fast food job
You're going to make it just fine.

The career aspect depend of your original social status and location but for most of the western world, if you're well born and lucky, you can easily avoid working almost completely and still maintain a very good standard of living, off course it depend of many things.
- Do you need to pay a rent?
- Are you a burger and do you need to pay for healthcare and various mandatory dumb insurances?
- Do you care about being a familly man?

If no no and no then you don't even have to work.
If yes, just find a job you like. (it's easy)
Just avoid any
- office job
- start up job
- no qualification entry job
Use your own network and ask a friend or someone you meet to insert you in the game.
If you have to have to give a resume or do a job interview, you're in the wrong place.

OP here. I mean, I do want to chill. And I do want to succeed, but I'm not hell bent on being a huge name in anything. I just want to live happily. And my happiness doesn't require much.
It works man. Thanks for the advice.

It's good reassurance, user. I hope things get better for you.

Nice dubs. Thanks for the advice, user.

Things always get better, thank you.

Physical age means little. You'll figure it out.

Exploit the greatest resource in your hands: time.
Once you get into the wheel and start making it move, assuming you're hardworking/talented (or both) you'll have trouble finding time to just breathe and feel like life is yours. I'm about to be 23 and I'm luckily successful for now, but I constantly fear wasting time and I feel guilty as shit if I wasn't as productive as I'd wish. Everything comes with a price.

Take care

I think user is alright, im 21 and I have to say that most of the time im really happy with my life.
its not always about having a goal or making rational decisions. when you start to do what you love life will feel a lot better, from that you will gain more energy to do stuff.

always just running after a dream will make you feel like you are not enough at the moment.

just remember you are alright as you are, just in this moment.
life is the present not the future

Same here. Every time I get myself to have down time, I get guilty. We just have to find that balance.
Thanks, user.

Agreed, user. Thanks.

The relationship aspect also depend on various things. It's a bit like gambling.
If you're ugly, spend to much time online, if you're convinced that women this, women that. (whores, gold diggers,feminism, mgtow) and can't realise women are people, exist in many different form (and shape) and are what you make of them, then you can't play.

If on the other hand, you're good looking, attractive etc, then the risk is playing for playing and failing to cash out at the right moment.

Some play safe and stick to a girl for very long time and usually manage to breed at the cost of ruining their youth and a lot of potential epicness.

Some get massive wins but at the risk of ending alone with nice memories and stories to tell.

People in their 20s tend to be insecure or to play for the sake of playing with no end goal in both case forgetting that long relationships in themselves are often pointless and mostly a cockblock and a loss of calories.

Pick your side i guess, boring or risky.

tl;dr:
Find a nice chick and impregnate her asap or fuck them all. Relationships tends to sucks in the long run so know what you're doing.

Thanks user

>asap
fuck off underage cunt

>start lifiting
>Start getting 8 hr sleep
>if you ask a girl out, tell her exactly what you want to do. dont let her make any descions. dont ask what movie, dont ask when, dont ask. Just say how bout we see SuperIronBatman 3 this friday. Ill come get you at 6.
>stop being fat
Seriously its easy. get the app called MyFitnessPal, put in everything you eat, and aim for around 1700 calories, or 1200 if you you can handle it.
>protect your knees back and shoulders (dont kneel if you can sit
>dont get married unless youre 100% sure and its been a few years. get a prenup if you can. Too many guys at my work got screwed in the divorce and dont even get to see their kids.

At some point, there are going to be things you really dont want to do that you have to do. Fucking do them.

Thats all i know

Which one are you then

It's good advice. Thanks, user. I appreciate it.

"happiness" or "success" are just words.
Ageing is loss without compensation they say.
There's nothing to win. Life is mostly damage control and pretending after your 20s.

At around 30 everybody is freaked out by not being 20 something anymore and there is a sudden increase in crazyness. Every guy quickly dump his gf for a better one or is cucked by an orbiter out of nowhere, half settle down, marry and reproduce in small competitive groups playing adults and the other half increase it's edgyness in reaction and make drastic choice of living to give the finger to the "boring" one, it's fucking crazy to see, like you have to take side even if you don't give a fuck.

nice shill, worthy advice.

Im not a native english speaker you subtle fuck.

fuck if i know

I wouldnt shill My Fitness Pal if I hadnt lost 40 lbs with it user. 60 left.

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