>you step outside of the sewer for the first time
What's the plan for your new life?
>you step outside of the sewer for the first time
What's the plan for your new life?
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kill the bandits across the way and take their armor, run off into the forest and go dungeon crawling and fight goblins and shit
Turn around and go back into comfy sewers. Fuck normalfags and their society
Its time to die Rufio!
Listen to conversations about High Elves and Mudcraps
Kill a guard. Don his gear. Dominate.
Its shocking how bad Oblivion has aged.
Kill myself because no internet. Maybe see if I have any talent for magic first because that would be cool, but I'm a retard so I probably don't.
honestly it's not even that bad
>badLY
Also video games don't age.
It hasnt aged at all, the graphics just look overexposed by todays standards.
It's OK when modded.
>kill a guard
lol good luck
turn off the game bc I missclicked, I meant to choose either morrowind or skyrim, the shortcuts are next to each other (in chronological order)
thats modded.
oblivion > skyrim
>good luck
I don't need luck. I have a rusty iron bow and far to much time on my hands.
This would be true I think except for the level scaling.
And collision bugs, and game AI.
>Stalk, rape, and kill the first red-headed female I meet in each town I visit.
>Eventually get invited to join the Dark Brotherhood.
>One of the other members is red-headed cutie.
>Oh shit.
>Dark Brotherhood questline eventually requires me to kill all other members.
>Hell yes.
Edgy.
install mods
morrowind > oblivion > skyrim
Take a few bong rips before playing that shit
DUDE WEED LMAO
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punch everything I can after my sword broke. who needs swords that break anyway?
Hey c'mon now, theres no need to get violent