I am Photoshopping dick pictures

I am Photoshopping dick pictures.
May you all please give instructions?

I've seen some strange shit on here over the years but this is right up there.

you are not good at it

You sir have a promising and profitable career ahead of you.

Well done !!

I plan on spending more time for each picture this time. I can make this one better in less than two minutes by blurring the right side of this massive fake cock.

Plus it's already massive to begin with imo.

Part of shaft the meets with balls is a lil suspicious

that's a terrible PS job

there's still a fucking seam at the base ffs

I'm sorry about this I will be really careful to take an extra minute or so to make sure everything turns out superb with the next request.
I need practice please post a picture of someone's dick you know personally and I will photoshop it.

get better pics, use better lighting, then shop.

Give me something to work with, preferably something with the guy's face in it.

we're waiting

no

I don't know if you're trying to be realistic with this, but if an erect penis goes over the navel, that makes it look unnaturally large.

>May you all please give instructions?

ok

Learn how to fucking Photoshop for a start.

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Don't bother with this fucking shrimp dick, you may as well cut it off and start wearing panties you fucking faggot, that's not a real cock, that's a bitch cock. Get that ass hole ready becuase it's gonna start taking poundings.

Okay here I go! :)
Thank you for contributing

Fag

lol

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It's bigger than mine, post moar content for me to shoop

dude go to /soc/, plenty of small dick betas there

Please make it look big user I'm very self conscious

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no

look into using the clone stamp tool using a relatively small brush with soft edges to fix up the obvious signs tjat you photoshoped the dick, like the sharp edges etc

I got you covered bro

Help me out bro

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Wish granted.

You're terrible. Is this supposed to be a joke?

kys

Can you also do it with my hand attached to it?

Hahaha cheers mate. It looks so cute now

Prove yourself op

I find it more effective to LASSO the target shape, then use SCALE to grow the dick the size that fits your need.

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I want it bigger, by the way.

Is this the new dicks with arms thread?

I find it more effective to LASSO the target shape, then use SCALE to grow the dick the size that fits your need.

This is a strange request, but could you change his nose to an underestimation peen?

*unerect. fuck. Also forgot pic.

If altering the photo, it is easier to make the penis smaller, as that allows you to avoid common tells of an edit such as changes in the level of detail.

If you can, give it a try, make the penis 50% smaller.

Proven

what if someone's looking at you through that little gap by the blinds

>welcometothejungle.jpg
kek, nice job user.

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shave that gargantuan bush you nigger

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There you go, its bigger

I hate you...

Put on your 3D glasses now.

Can you make mine a more respectable size? Not sure if it's length or girth I need, but I know it could use something

Outstanding

It's all about girth. Spread that cunt!

Trust me, I get tons of respect when I dress like this, and so will you!

Look at this autism.

Y u skip me tho

You didn't inspire me

Lol thanks man! I was hoping for a big dick, but the hat and tie is alright too

That’s really hot tbh.

Please make mine bigger, thanks

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This one should be pretty easy to make look bigger...

...I'm also kinda curious what it would look like smaller

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Nobody able to make mine look bigger? I wanna send it to this tinder chick I've been talking to so she's disappointed if we meet

That’s kind of scary. That would destroy me haha.

There are other holes that can be stuffed though

>filename

>so she's disappointed if we meet
but why though?

Why does he have shoes on tho???
Still really hot

I dunno, I know it's already a decent size, but if she's expecting something massive and then sees what it really looks like it'll be funny to see her expression lol. She seems like a slut anyway

maybe he has a small penis humiliation fetish?

>shoes
idk, but here, have more stretched pussy

Black dick ruined it for me. Also the condom.

Do you not want to get laid?
She'll not fuck you once she finds out you lied

it's shopped you know

please do me. this is hilarious

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thicker and longer pls

Sheesh

Better :)

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Can I get shaved by Photoshop magic?

All cocks posted on the internet are real. You can't photoshop them to be bigger or wear rubber ones.

This is fake news.

>Can I get shaved by Photoshop magic?
well, I guess... or you could just shave.

I don't have a problem fucking tinder chicks, thought this would be funny for a change lol

She looks 12

So everyone on here has a pic of their dick or what?

She isn't tho

>but if she's expecting something massive and then sees what it really looks like it'll be funny to see her expression lol

lol good one. Here, send her this. Im just imagining her face when she realizes you don't have a massive ripped dick. XD

dude wat

jesus

Kek

Sure thing, leg hair is gone.

This is the best thread ive been on in months

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Is his ass getting eaten out by Weird Al?

>This is the best thread ive been on in months
Of course the best thread had to be about dicks and more dicks.