Whats sex with a landwhale like? is it worth it

whats sex with a landwhale like? is it worth it

Why are you asking?

It's worth it. Because due to gravity all their fat gets pushed down and squishes their pussy and because of that fat chicks have some of the tightest pussys imaginable

because its only ever really fat girls who show me any attention so i want to know if i should just go for it

Sure, why shouldn't you, if you don't mind, just go for it.

Personally, I'm not at all sexually attracted enough to do it. I've got a friend though who actually fucks anything that has 2 legs and a pussy, has fucked anything from 14- to 55 year olds, so he also fucked some whales.

I mean, you can't expect a proper response from Sup Forums anyway, I guess at the end of the day sex is just sex, so try it out and if you like it, continue to do so.

Hooked up with this landwhale 15ish years older than me (I was 30) and she was a decent 300. Pubes smelled like old rags when I went down on her but I've never heard someone moan so loudly. She started leaking from it, too, which was a first.

Gave the best head I've ever had in my life.

Pounded that shit from behind and lemme tell ya, when you do, you feel strong af because you see the shockwave ripple from her ass to her shoulders. Yeah at first it was disgusting but I made a game of it to see how hard I'd have to slam to see when the waves would bounce back and cause fat interference.

Everything was super soft because lard. But honestly, it was some of the best pussy I've had. She lemme stick it in her ass, no lube, and that was also magical. I would still be fuckin her to this day but she got super fucking clingy and I ghosted.

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Oral is incredible, she'll gobble you for hours because she can't get anything else.

Other then that its only good if you are into humiliation. You can slap them, beat them, make them cry, force them into threesomes, dry anal, piss on them, etc. They will always come back for more because of their low self esteem.

#1 priority is make sure the bitch washes. She won't do it unless you tell her because she has trouble reaching, but she will if you tell her.

Oh yea, the clingy will be real bad. No matter how much you treat them like shit they'll beg like a lapdog.

They suck cock better than most and the pussy feels great. Just turn the lights off and don't judge yourself in the morning

whales don't need to reproduce. Obesity needs to be bred out of society. Don't do it. Save a life

no

whoa now, who said anything about reproducing? Finish in the ass or throat buddy.

>from 14- to 55 year olds

14 bro?

This

My first girlfriend wasn't a huge landwhale but she was fat and dude, out of any blowjobs I've ever had I miss hers the most. She could suck the soul right out of me

it's because they suck down so much food

good short term, really bad long term
essentially they make an effort of sorts (buy stuff, do like to go out places) initially but they quickly devolve back into bad habits and become complacent and expect you to be dragged down with them

Love fucking fat ass

If you're asking because you're only able to pull fat girls, then just go for it.

If you start to fap exclusively to BBW porn, you'll pretty quickly start to find them attractive.

Then you can have sex whenever you want, and will generally feel better.

You'll also eventually find a fat girl who is also pretty cool, then suddenly you're 'happy' and then who the fuck knows.

Ask Tumblr

It's fine. If your even somewhat attractive they'll give it their all.

Also, you can get away with a lot more because beggars cannot be choosers.

how does your dick even reach their vag, can i have a fucking diagram?

we all dont have tiny dicks faggot

its flesh, not concrete, it moves
also when theyre on their back it doesnt flop down over their vag

True but you don't need to finish to impregnate a chick. Just do yourself a favor and stick your dick in something good looking that doesn't weigh 300lbs. Plus if she sits on you, you could die. So if you value your life don't fuck a landwhale. I've never risked death by having a skinny girl sit on my face.

In theory i suppose. I fucked this monster (pic related) and she was the laziest, most boring fuck ever. meh

Oh my god. That poor face. Looks like a donkey

she doesn't look that fat. how was she boring?

Yea shes the ugliest chick i've banged i have to say.

Yeah.

Ugly people will always be better in bed. They try harder to please their partner because they're insecure about what they look like while they're doing it. Best blowjobs I've ever gotten came from thicker women. Swear to God, the best ones I've ever had.

just go for it, but wear a condom for fucks sake. you don't know who fucked her last night and gave her any shit disease. plus as long as you have control about you semen, no worries about unplanned pregnancy will occour.

Shes not huge but shes fat enough.
Just lay there, didnt wanna do positions other than doggy, gave me head for like 30 seconds.
She asked to add eachother on fb after and i was like no. We met in a hostel so never seen her again, don't even know her name.

I havent laughed this hard in a while =D thx dude

Before I got married I met this divorced woman on Yahoo chat. She was 53 i was 29. She was a good 250. She was real clean, shaven and a great fuck. Gave great head too. As long as you are not in public, it is all good.

>made a game if it

Fucking kek

This. This guy knows what's up. In addition, fatty's are usually more open trying new things. I had an ex, (not a land whale, but fat) she was alone and unhappy when we met. It wasn't long before she was so fearful that I'd leave her that she would do anything that I wanted. Shit was awesome.

You're over 30 and you still post on Sup Forums? 30 yo here.

it's like fucking a waterbed.

Don’t do it, user. It’ll hurt your self-esteem. Get it out of your head that that’s the best you can do, work on building that confidence, and bang you a nice 7/10. Curvy/slightly chubby girls are okay, but giant land whales like the pic is just confidence suicide, man.

do it bro. cant go back to skinny bitches after grabbing onto her fat during sex

Are you a wizard?

A while back when I couldn't get anything better I knew this one girl chubster borderline land mine but would just drink and head over there. She let me in raw and it felt cash at the time. She would just lay there though pretty sure I took her virginity but 2nd time I puked on her half alcohol half me grossed out but she apologized to me and showered then gave me head lmao them bitches are real obedient

One day you're both skinny and fit. 23 years later she's 340 and you're 260 and she lets you cum I her and you still gives her head and she gives you head. Your son is cool and your daughter is a whore with two kids, one of whom is a bad little demon but you love him, the other an Adorable girl who is tall like her daddy, and a few shades darker but that doesn't matter.