/mlb/ general - Shit Rockets Edition

TEX:Shin-Soo Choo homers, drives in five in loss
TOR:J.A. Happ scheduled to undergo MRI on elbow
CWS:Avisail Garcia whacks two-run homer in 10th
BOS:Kimbrel earns fifth save, Red Sox beat Rays
KC:Ian Kennedy cruises through eight vs. Angels
KC:Mondesi steals fifth base, scores winning run
LA:Rich Hill leaves start with blister issue
MIA:J.T. Riddle swats walkoff homer on Sunday
ATL:Colon allows just one hit over seven vs. Pads
PIT:Adam Frazier clubs three-run homer in win
WAS:Harper homers twice, including walkoff bomb
CHC:Jon Lester blanks Pirates over seven innings

Jints

Waiting for Northwest League tbqh

216

Second for smuk wahoo

Who can start us?

The Cleveland Terry Franconas

Have you guys apologized to Bird yet?

MARINERS!

Suicide thoughts.

Injuns desu.

Rome Braves could beat the Atlanta Braves in 5 games.

the chief ain't even in the screencap ya dingdong

Early division power rankings:

1. AL East
>gap
2. NL West
3. NL Central
4. NL East

>>>>>>>>>>>>sizable gap

5. AL Central

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

9000. AFC South
9001. English Football League Two
9002. Slovenská hadzanárska extraliga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

900000. A lesson on long division taught to a Surinamese elementary school class
900001. A now-defunct mahjong circuit in the heart of Mexicali’s Villa Residential Casa Magna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SEISMICALLY-CONCEIVED GAP

Infinity000000: Undefined
Infinity000001: Someone told me long ago
There's a calm before the storm
I know, it's been comin' for some time
When it's over, so they say
It'll rain a sunny day
I know, shinin' down like water

[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
Comin' down on a sunny day

Yesterday, and days before
Sun is cold and rain is hardI know, been that way for all my time
'Til forever, on it goes
Through the circle, fast and slowI know, it can't stop, I wonder

[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin' down on a sunny day

Yeah!


[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin' down on a sunny day

Infinity0000002: AL West

Who /postseason/ here?

Now that the field is officially set, who is your pick for the world series?

I'm going to Safeco on May 2. What should I wear? Should I go normie or autistically?

He's there. He's just lurking.

Is he finally worth Reed?

>Twins/Yankees Wild Card
Would /mlb/ be able to handle it?

fucking kek

are the jays going to win 10 games this year?

If by autistically you mean decked out in team gear than that's basically normie anyway

Yes, but they will have to play 33 innings against the Injuns to win their 10th

>old logos
>shit paint skills
>actually using paint
>using windows in 2017
Suicide is advised.

Good things are coming lads.

We just need some bullpen help :)

If the Pirates can keep up like this, I'd consider them a strong wild card contender. Big if though, and they'd need Glasnow to get his shit together.

it would be absolute pottery for mattingly and the marlins to btfo the doyers in a wc game

Like crippling depression?

Mandated, in fact.

>Though some series of events and injuries Joe Nathan is brought in to try and close the game for the Twins.

...

*takes you out while throwing a no-no*

>-11 run differential

ty lad

Normie is wearing a jersey, flat brimmed hat, and bringing a new mitt. Autistically is to bring a radio, headphones, an old stained shirt, my childhood mitt and a curved baseball hat.

We 2000s again

I mostly mean how they looked against the Cubs. As I said, big if. If they go back to looking like they did to start, no way in hell. But I also doubt the Reds will keep this up, so we're both fantasizing here.

>"the best thing about winning is that we don't have to hear that stupid song"

BASED
A
S
E
D

read as
>curved baseball bat
thought we were bout to play some jai alai nigga

Everyone over 25 will appreciate the curved brimmed

He had 90+ pitches after 5 1/3 with 5 BB. There's no way he was gonna finish that game.

TELL ME ABOUT THE AL WEST
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SHIT

I thought the most unlikely playoff team at this point is the Twins but they are currently are tied with LA for highest RD and have given up only 30 runs (fewest in MLB).

Of course anything can happen to any team.

So, has Yadi just not learned english his entire time in the bigs?

Most unlikely is the rags

why the fuck do you niggers want to make the WC? just to get CGSO again?

True, I was just thinking NL Central.

did someone just say We just need some bullpen help

See that's where you're wrong, kiddo.

I meant of teams currently in playoff position.

>espn airs an interview DURING THE GAME

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT

cute

>50 posts in 15 minutes

We're good Christian niggers, who like a struggle.

hey guys, the cubs suck

>rags

they aired it before the game too. Why show it again during the actual game?

BASEDBALLS BACK

...

ESPN is so shameless jumping all over the bandwagon of these big market teams. They NEED them to succeed.

I would pay for a Managers of MLB swimsuit calendar just to see Buck Showalter.

the worst part is making them into "the good guys" for all the pleb lifelongs

>rags

I want to die, son

the october model would have to be ned yost, the manager with the highest win% in postseason history minimum 25 games

This is the power of >rags

Is this the year Bumshit becomes irrelevant and the Giants have 5 straight losing seasons? Literally every team has the future in their hands except them. Better yet, who will take Bumshit when the Giants are 30 games under .500 by July 2018?

This guy walks up and smacks your gf on the ass and then robs a home run.

what do you do?

the new even year meme will become even years meaning the giants don't lose 100 games

>the Rockies lead the NL west
What do they mean by this?

Would anyone in /mlb/ feel anything if Buster Olney was hit in the head by a line drive and dropped dead on the spot?

he looks like he has baby arms in this webm

why are the rags so bad?

Not at all

I don't know future Las Vegas fan, I just don't know.

ask him why he just slapped his own ass

the rangers were winning 6-1 today and still lost

...

>rags

you're a fucking comedian m8 :^)

>Dyson still has a job

>rags

straight losing seasons


>4 NLCS appearances
4 NL Championship Series = 4 losses

NOT A CHAMPION

... for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS.

>tattoos
Nope

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the >Rags?

Ask him to slap mine as well.

>It was 6-1

>rags

>bows to any form of pressure
>history of mediocrity
>laughing stock of the AL West, the worst division in baseball
>habitual chokers
>robbing the people of Dallas for tax dollars to build a new stadium even though their current stadium is only 20 years old.
>One Strike Away (twice)
>rags

Thank you.

Our bullpen is elite I tell you! Elite!
(Our starters are dropping like flies though)

dont forget

God damn this was fucked up

I hope he is okay.

did he died?

I was informed that the Cleveland Indians have the best pitching staff in the American League.

Who told me a fib.

he'll be fine

Jesus man

Does anyone else feel really uncomfortable about these 20 year old stadiums being declared unfit?

I cannot justify the Braves, Rangers and Diamondbacks demanding new stadiums at enormous taxpayer expense and I definitely won't think of these teams positively when I see them play. At least the voters approved the plan in Texas but the shadowy deal in Georgia makes me think the Braves don't deserve to wear the name Atlanta on their uniforms.

I used to want to visit every MLB ballpark but I will never ever visit SunTrust park. Its architecture is ugly as fuck too.

>rags

>rags

Tough shit buckoo. I voted for them to go to Cobb County because I don't want to go to niggerville to watch my team.