Allright, Sup Forums, gimme all of your jewellery or amy other expensive shit shopliftong techniques asap...

Allright, Sup Forums, gimme all of your jewellery or amy other expensive shit shopliftong techniques asap. And i'm not talking shit like stuffing clothes in your backpack in the fitting rooms.
Help a Sup Forumsro out

>help a uneducated Sup Forumsro steal
GET A JOB ASSHOLE

get out of here nigger

I have a fucking job, you piece of shit and i really couldn't care less if some fucking corporation loses some money

Used to know alot of high to middle class white girls.
Remember seeing a girl open her backpack was stuffed with new clothes from the mall. None of which she payed for.
Turns out no one really wants to confront a teenage girl.

Suck it, normfag

Nigger. Learn sleight of hand.

I really do wonder why people choose to pay for that shit

My fucking bad, grammar asshole

I suppose from a subjective angle.
The luxury of not getting caught is worth paying the cost of said items.
Retail stores all have lost/stolen budgets anyway don't they?

They work off thousands of assian asses for cents to get those clothes in stores anyway

Moral of the story.
Everyone gets fucked somehow.

Spoken like a true nigger
Walmart and welfare not enough?

I'm not on fucking welfare, and i live in UK

>Says he isn't on welfare
>lives in a socialist state

Free college and health aren't enough WAAAAAAAAA, why is life so mean

HERE IN THE US HALF OUR TAX MONEY PAYS FOR MILITARY
I hope we declare war on you faggot

The first step with getting away with stealing is to be white and clean cut. Also being able act like you're doing nothing wrong and walk out the door like you just didn't find what you were looking for.

Quit giving this ass wipe tips
He has a comfortable life with a job and government services

AND HE STILL WANTS TO STEAL LIKE A NIGGER

I temporarily moved here, had to quit uni in order to provide for my family. Now i've gotten into a deep piece of shit lately and methods are not my matter as long as they provide results. Free education? I've got my uni waiting for me back home. Health care? You think anybody cares about immigrants?

That's what you do at the food store, not where they sell the expensive shit like jewellery or tech

Wow, how badly do you fuck up where you're getting a education and want to end up in jail instead

And healthcare is for everyone dumbass
That's how taxes work, it's not just one economic class using the road

Right now i need money

Right now
You need to stop being a idiot

Apply for welfare or get proson aids from bubba
I don't give a shit either way, fuck you

Healthcare is for everyone, but you really think all pacients getthe same treatment? As far as i'm concerned, if you're a citizen of a third world's country living in the uk and are a member of the working class you will get treated as shit

HAHAHA

You're system is more fucked than amercas
Here we just ignore debt

Any jewelry counter worth a shit will have a salesperson on you at all times with locked cases, showing one piece at a time. You'll have to smash-and-grab or snatch-and-run to get away with anything, and it won't be much.

Also good luck fencing it. Don't grab anything with a serial number (high end watches), look for generic heavy gold pieces. Be aware that pawnbrokers have message boards where they share info on stolen goods in the area, so go to a different county or better yet different state (nowadays a lot of states require pawnbrokers to upload transactions daily to a statewide database).

Once had a guy try to distract me by dropping some dog shit on the floor (had it in a paper bag) while looking at a ring, to use the ensuing "what's that smell" chaos to duck out with the ring. Didn't work, I caught it. He tried the same thing again two weeks later.

I'm not from the UK ffs

Your*

Niggaareyoureallydoingthat

You're still a piece of shit FAGGOT

That sounds as good idea

This is dubs thread

In hs I used to lift booze on a weekly basis, never caught.
I would wear a larger jacket over a hoodie with lots of pockets, walk in, grab 4-6 fifths and walk out. Almost a year at one chain, a couple more months at another one.
I honestly don't know how I was never caught.

Lmao, almost

>Addendum

What I like to call the "gypsy swap"

Go to a jeweler, look for a simple white gold solitaire engagement ring with a big (1ct or more) center diamond. Leave, go to another store and buy a shitty silver and cubic zirconia ring with the same size stone in an identical style setting. Take the shit ring to the first store, ask to see the good one, then pull some sleight of hand and switch it for the cheap one.

Used to have gypsies try this a lot back in the day. Again, gotta be careful because many large diamonds have serial numbers etched onto the girdle. Invest in a cheap 10x loupe.

Sorry for hijacking this thread but I’m desperate. Lost my job because the store I work for lost their license. Got a temporary job starting February but need to survive until then. I have no one else to ask. If you have a dollar extra to spare, you have no idea how much it will mean to me. My pay pal is haebofficial (at) mail dot com

I don’t really want to do this but everything just fucking collapsed so I have no other choice.

Fuck this Christmas is gonna suck

Godspeed to you all user, hope you have good holidays and a new year

You're asking to get hacked dude

i learned a trick from one of norway's most famous robbers, dynamite harry. anyway, you go to zurich and buy some dynamite, then wait for a train marked Franz Jäger, and you blow the ever-loving fucking out of it. then steal the gold and drive off. we made millions.