Oilers vs sharks game thread

Sharts lose lol

>Sharts

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Will Gretzky and messier score 2nite?

>tfw two whole games until confetti

OH FUCK YEAH BUDS LETS DO THIS

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>oilels

Time for Zach "Jim Carrey face" Kassian

hey guys I might end up too busy watching the actual game to shitpost so can you all just pretend my posts get posted maybe give some pretend (you)s to the imaginary posts as well thanks

okay yes?

>more oiler fans in san jose than sharts fans

go away
edmontonians only thread

>mfw only have Sup Forums images left on my computer

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Spics aren't into hockey.

>MFW KASSIAN DRIVES SOMEONE THROUGH THE BOARDS AND IM TALKING LITERALLY

>joe thornbust in
refpuck about to reach overdrive

>all this frogposting

Hope a stray North Korean missile hits the SAP to be desu

who /lifelongfansince7pm/ here

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I don't want the Oilers to face the Ducks in the 2nd round.

OH FUCK THORNTON'S PLAYING

oilers and sharks have the same entrance song

why is this allowed?

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Maybe the CIA can let loose some more chemical weapons in the arena and blame it on Assad again

No one would be able to notice all the extra choking in the arena from normal preceedings, it'll be the perfect crime

>sharts

hertl is a god

>oilels

>implying terrorists aren't going to launch an attack before puck drop forcing the game to be postponed until you can watch

so fucking drunk already

>Dat subliminal message

WTF LADS

what a qt

what the fuck did they just say?

what part of sharks you from senpai?

went halfsies on the royalty payments.

>oilels

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Got a bad sunburn today

Get in tune

>singing the american national anthem
>in costa rica

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

She's a qt

>you will never cuddle up next to an anthem singing qt

feels bad man

Thank you mr skeltal

>California

>>>>>>>>>>>>>the city of baltimore

WTF was that?

Does anyone have the clip"?

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why don't they play
du

du hast

du hast mich anymore at arenas

>sharts fans all wearing T-shirts

lmao did they have to give free t-shirts to make their fans match to compete with the orange crush?

The angle of the cameras in the shark tank is fucked. Are they hanging from the ceiling?

oh shit thornton is playing

What was it?

Game snack, lads?

>popcorn
>beer

Remember 4 years ago when there wasnt a single albertan on Sup Forums

how fast can I drink these 2 1/2 beers? trying for before 1st intermission

thats because im from saskatchewan

>Couture dropped the full cage
The fucking madman.

guys... guys I got a great idea...

why not put a real shark underneath the ice so you can see it swimming around during the game, like a giant great white that just stares at you with those lifeless eyes, like a doll's eye until a goal is scored than the goal light will reflex off it's cornea and make it freak out and rage under the ice and crap itself turning the water into chocolate milk

>not being able to chug 21/2 beers in under a miute

we were just lurking

weed

had some ice cream and cherry pie earlier

parmesan crisps for me plz

>Expecting reality tv shows to have good cinematography
Nigger mark Cuban is unironically on the show what makes u think they know what they're doing

You know i heard they added more HOPS

Simply epic

Shorks are all over the Oilels

>not eating a plateful of glorious playoff nuts

weeewwww

With one sip. What are you, gay?

why does this shark tank camera feel off

Wtf r u me?
>beer on a weeknight

I've got a cashew/almond/pistachio mixture for the 3rd period.

>nuts on a plate

bit gay

no but I just bought like 12 bags yesterday so I'm eating some right now

>mfw this fucking casual bandwagoner

>working tomorrow

I feel really bad 4u guise

It's the playoffs, lad. Beer every game.

MEMES
EMESM
MESME
ESMEM
SEMEM

never pass to maroon again

he hasnt been able to tap a puck in for a month or two

spicy game
maybe I'll have a beer

>weeknight
So Americans really don't celebrate easter.

Which team would Bane support?

San Jose has some big guys

He's been snake bitten as fuck. Caggiula looked better on McDavid's wing the last few games.

our employers don't

Wouldn't be surprised to see Caggiula get up there if McLellan starts blending

some employers give good friday off, but yeah there's no easter monday.

What's it like being a giant faggot?

SHARKS OUT FOR BLOOD

>carbs
get a lot of this guy

Bane?

>Lucic
>Maroon
>Kassian
>Gryba
>Nurse
Lots of big guys on the Oil. Hell, even Poo-liot and Draisaitl are pretty big.

I was shitposting at every team that was losing the whole time

how are you guys not full from easter supper?

oh right youre all fatasses

stream? some nice friends in the Hasb thread gave me a YT link as soon as I asked, are oiler fans as nice as hasb fans?

Fuck you, asshat.

Granny had a spell a few years ago and thinks I'm still 10

Happy Easter everyone

>having family or friends to celebrate with

kys leaf

>im on a cut
JUST