Sharts lose lol
Oilers vs sharks game thread
>Sharts
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Will Gretzky and messier score 2nite?
>tfw two whole games until confetti
OH FUCK YEAH BUDS LETS DO THIS
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>oilels
Time for Zach "Jim Carrey face" Kassian
hey guys I might end up too busy watching the actual game to shitpost so can you all just pretend my posts get posted maybe give some pretend (you)s to the imaginary posts as well thanks
okay yes?
>more oiler fans in san jose than sharts fans
go away
edmontonians only thread
>mfw only have Sup Forums images left on my computer
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Spics aren't into hockey.
>MFW KASSIAN DRIVES SOMEONE THROUGH THE BOARDS AND IM TALKING LITERALLY
>joe thornbust in
refpuck about to reach overdrive
>all this frogposting
Hope a stray North Korean missile hits the SAP to be desu
who /lifelongfansince7pm/ here
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I don't want the Oilers to face the Ducks in the 2nd round.
OH FUCK THORNTON'S PLAYING
oilers and sharks have the same entrance song
why is this allowed?
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Maybe the CIA can let loose some more chemical weapons in the arena and blame it on Assad again
No one would be able to notice all the extra choking in the arena from normal preceedings, it'll be the perfect crime
>sharts
hertl is a god
>oilels
>implying terrorists aren't going to launch an attack before puck drop forcing the game to be postponed until you can watch
so fucking drunk already
>Dat subliminal message
WTF LADS
what a qt
what the fuck did they just say?
what part of sharks you from senpai?
went halfsies on the royalty payments.
>oilels
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Got a bad sunburn today
Get in tune
>singing the american national anthem
>in costa rica
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
She's a qt
>you will never cuddle up next to an anthem singing qt
feels bad man
Thank you mr skeltal
>California
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the city of baltimore
WTF was that?
Does anyone have the clip"?
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why don't they play
du
du hast
du hast mich anymore at arenas
>sharts fans all wearing T-shirts
lmao did they have to give free t-shirts to make their fans match to compete with the orange crush?
The angle of the cameras in the shark tank is fucked. Are they hanging from the ceiling?
oh shit thornton is playing
What was it?
Game snack, lads?
>popcorn
>beer
Remember 4 years ago when there wasnt a single albertan on Sup Forums
how fast can I drink these 2 1/2 beers? trying for before 1st intermission
thats because im from saskatchewan
>Couture dropped the full cage
The fucking madman.
guys... guys I got a great idea...
why not put a real shark underneath the ice so you can see it swimming around during the game, like a giant great white that just stares at you with those lifeless eyes, like a doll's eye until a goal is scored than the goal light will reflex off it's cornea and make it freak out and rage under the ice and crap itself turning the water into chocolate milk
>not being able to chug 21/2 beers in under a miute
we were just lurking
weed
had some ice cream and cherry pie earlier
parmesan crisps for me plz
>Expecting reality tv shows to have good cinematography
Nigger mark Cuban is unironically on the show what makes u think they know what they're doing
You know i heard they added more HOPS
Simply epic
Shorks are all over the Oilels
>not eating a plateful of glorious playoff nuts
weeewwww
With one sip. What are you, gay?
why does this shark tank camera feel off
Wtf r u me?
>beer on a weeknight
I've got a cashew/almond/pistachio mixture for the 3rd period.
>nuts on a plate
bit gay
no but I just bought like 12 bags yesterday so I'm eating some right now
>mfw this fucking casual bandwagoner
>working tomorrow
I feel really bad 4u guise
It's the playoffs, lad. Beer every game.
MEMES
EMESM
MESME
ESMEM
SEMEM
never pass to maroon again
he hasnt been able to tap a puck in for a month or two
spicy game
maybe I'll have a beer
>weeknight
So Americans really don't celebrate easter.
Which team would Bane support?
San Jose has some big guys
He's been snake bitten as fuck. Caggiula looked better on McDavid's wing the last few games.
our employers don't
Wouldn't be surprised to see Caggiula get up there if McLellan starts blending
some employers give good friday off, but yeah there's no easter monday.
What's it like being a giant faggot?
SHARKS OUT FOR BLOOD
>carbs
get a lot of this guy
Bane?
>Lucic
>Maroon
>Kassian
>Gryba
>Nurse
Lots of big guys on the Oil. Hell, even Poo-liot and Draisaitl are pretty big.
I was shitposting at every team that was losing the whole time
how are you guys not full from easter supper?
oh right youre all fatasses
stream? some nice friends in the Hasb thread gave me a YT link as soon as I asked, are oiler fans as nice as hasb fans?
Fuck you, asshat.
Granny had a spell a few years ago and thinks I'm still 10
Happy Easter everyone
>having family or friends to celebrate with
kys leaf
>im on a cut
JUST