Evening, i was just informed today that a spot has opened up in australia for my job and i can take it if i want...

Evening, i was just informed today that a spot has opened up in australia for my job and i can take it if i want. Ive been given 2 weeks to give an answer. Are there any reasons why i should say no? Where the aussies at?

well you'll only be here on a work visa right? you can stay here for a year or two, decide if you like the place, and fuck off if you don't.

what city is the job?

Where are you from?

Straya is fucking great. If u want a change, you won't regret it.

They didnt guve alot of details and i was kinda blind sided so i didnt ask alot of questions but i qould be a c17 mechanic for the royal af wherever they are stationed at and it would be a 4 year contract because i guess they are hurting for mechanics

From texas currently live in washington

No thanks then. Fuckin useless Amerifats need to fuck off. Cunt.

Location? Type of job? You don’t have to be too specific, but if it’s Qld then be prepared for “it’s not what you know, it’s who you know”, if Melbourne or Sydney then it’s down to what class you are, what type of job and be prepared to be judged.I have no idea about the west or Adelaide. In saying all that we are all pretty cool on the outside - unless you’re a real cunt.

He could be from a major city, in which case there's a 50/50 chance he's alright. But I'm from America and in general I agree. If he does come, please don't judge all of us by his actions and beliefs. The south should be left to rot.

airforce covers pretty much everywhere. you could be 40 minutes from the middle of sydney or in some shithole near darwin.

I'd probably try to figure that out if you can, four years in darwin wouldn't be that fun.

Now im going just to shit in your mouth

Depending on where you're from and where you're going, the climate difference might be a bit of a shock.
One of the RAF bases is a few hours from where I live and I've never seen snow in my life, for example.

Im from texas but am not country at all im more of a city guy i like to drink and play guitar and video games thats about it

What about laws ive heard there are some major differences between us obviously guns but idgaf about that im talking about internet and basic laws that will interfere with everyday life

idk dude. you can drink at 18, you drive on the other side of the road, and expect to be arrested if you wander around with a gun on your hip? Most of it would be pretty similar. as long as you're not being a fuck you wont hit any problems.

It's much simpler just to write all of you retards off. Most of us can't wait for Trump to destroy your country.

I do believe we passed a law banning small titties. I can’t remember, guns - go to a shooting range and weed - medical use only in Canberra I think. Could be wrong.

where are you from? are you attached to your life as it currently is.

i find moving and starting over fun. thats kinda what keeps me going when things get rough is i know i can pick up and go somewhere new and ill be fine.

lol like you wouldn't be next, you vegemite eating faggot.

what industry?
Where will you be moving to?
does the company supply housing?
If it is sydney australia i can give you advice (b)ro

yeah, we're fucked.

Australian internet is pretty shit in general.
Within the last year or so NBN has rolled out around me and now the best download speed you can buy has jumped from 1.3 MB/s to a might 5.6MB/s.
Not sure about everyday laws that people might run into. The legal limit for drink driving is 0.05 here? Don't know if other states are different.

I dont much care for trump or america that much either i want to retire outside of the us whuch is why im considering it

They do supply housing its a federal job im not sure ill have to ask more questions in the morn

We recently had one of our transcontinental internet cables cut for the second time in two months.
This is having a tangible effect on my porn viewing.

Don’t give aboriginals on the street any money, they’re just going to buy drugs or alcohol with it even if they say it’s for their kids food or some bullshit.

A few days ago I had an 80 year old aboriginal woman knock on my door at 11pm asking for change and cigarettes.

its not a bad idea, working for the defense force over here is a pretty good gig, work isnt too hard, you get constant training, so you leave with more qualifications than you had. Will you be a private contractor or part of the force?

Prostitution is legal in Australia so that is one thing to look forward too.

lets see, taxes are higher than you are used to, if you are in a city housing is fucking expensive, food and booze costs more than you are used to. We have much lower crime rates, you dont worry about some fucker shooting you, beaches are awesome, girls are submissive, and generally not loud bitches.

Pros. There is sun and nice beaches

Cons:-
Internet quality great if it was still 2007
Fun is illegal, highly taxed or tightly regulated. Normal shit in Europe, Canada and America like airsoft guns are considered actual firearms
Normally cheap stuff like electricity is inexplicibly triple or quadruple the cost compared to every developed country on the planet
Accents are weird and hard to understand

Was she a good root?

Ooh yeah, electricity prices are fucking wackadoo.

Didn't have anything to give her so she stormed off. A couple weeks back there was a 20ish year old abo chick who came to the back door and offered to fuck.
I turned her down because it was pretty obvious that she was just trying to look around me to see what was worth stealing. She sent two people around a couple nights later because she thought that she had a key to my locks.

I live in a shitty neighbourhood.

Don't do it OP. Hitler was born there.