ITT we're all snowed in a log cabin together

ITT we're all snowed in a log cabin together.

pass the condoms

>log
inb4

dont worry guys, we got a sweat lodge in the back

Hurry, we need to huddle together for warmth. Boys only.

Last one there's a smelly user!

kek

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN LUBE!

I left it in the glove compartment of the van...

stahp it user im tryna shave

*plays skyrim all evening*

Okay then, you're getting it dry.

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i want a turn.

Can you guys please scoot over I have a mental condition

we all do you fucking snowflake

>begins writing a letter to Santa Claus

I will ask u one times

Bend over so I can karate chop your asshole. I will land a chop right between those cheeks and you will remember it until you die.

If you do not comply I will gas everyone

>tells you he's not real

>whips out BBC
>neckbeards proceed to call me a nigger and throw their cum rags at me

>rubs your feet while you play skyrim

>This is your BBC

You rotten Nigger. You are the first up for the ass chopping.

But after that you're going right in the fireplace.

What the fuck did you just say to me?

I WILL CHOP ALL YOUR ASSESSMENTS, LINE UP AND LET ME AT YOU

ANYONE MOVES AND YOU'RE DEAD

thank god for these shower dividers right?

It's always been your parents putting presents under the tree while you sleep.

who the fuck ate my snickers?!

Damn it! those two idiots were wrestling in the bathroom & destroyed the shower dividers

that was yours?

its okay, were all guys here right? anyone wanna hop in?

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will you wash my back?

only if i can wash your feet too

sure thing buddy!

>Makes all the hot coco in one big glass of milk

*has coughing fit in kitchen*

You fucking nigger

>Takes down the NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign on the door

I'm coming in.

>doesn't understand what snowed in means

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>literally snowed in
>thinks she can get to the door, take down the sign, and, you know, GET IN

fucking women i swear. go away were playin video games

I meant off the bedroom door you stupid manwhore.

i want a turn!

i've already been in the house.

lets play mario kart user

Hey, baby

Sweet!

out you go.

You're going to let me play video games too or I'll burst your balls with my heels.

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you're the one who said we're snowed in.

>pushes you down & goes to town

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its okay we throw you out the window. hope you survive the fall byee

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there isnt any snow in that picture try again

this is how every nudist meetup ive tried to run ended

sorry we cant hear you from inside the cabin with all the warmth.

>walk into back room & see this

This is pretty fun guys, just hangin out

Oh thank God I'm not the only femanon here, we need to scissor while playing smash bros

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dont mind if i do

Sorry guys. But that one user ate the last of the butter. Why is it always the autistic ones who eat butter dogs.

Oh fuck yeah. I'll eat you out if you beat me in melee.

Scissor me timbers!

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who wants to come in?

oh no, looks like you beat me before we even turned the gamecube on. welp, guess i'll have to eat you out!

Inb4 what, user?

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I dont know what the fuck that image is. I did not upload that....

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Why did I laugh whole heartedly at this image

Alright. Which user is making nests for his turds. Confess you little shit!

>log