>30 years old
>Never been married
>Never had kids
30 years old
alright, i'll volunteer. no one else need apply.
She is 188 cm tall amazon though
I want her to sit on my face if you know what I mean
i'm 6'3", what's that in Euro-Units
not him but I'm 6'4", daddy can handle it
she will probably die a virgin at this rate
I am sorry, but I don't speak American
I will wreck u faget she's mine
Wow, I'm only 6'0 and she's almost 6'2 according to google. I would still let her bang me.
back off lads, i'm an actual sportsman. i play ultimate frisbee
I made a behind the back skip shot in pool on friday so umm sorry sweetie
Ya dirty pervs
it is probably chemically impossible for her to have a child
mfw
she's taken you cucks
Women that place their career success over having a man's babies are broken women. Every time.
>pool
>an sport
i'll fight that manlet, he can't be that tough
In 2007 she said that she expects to have cute husband and two kids in 10 years
that was the joke
God those legs are incredible.
Call me Maria. I'm a 6-foot-6 blond Ukrainian-American, we could have a dozen handsome Aryan pro athlete kids and make the NBA great again.
>aryan
>ukrainian
>NBA
>aryan
m.youtube.com
also, checked
better get started then
Whatever. You're probably a Muslim from Gujaristan like every other "English" person is now
>is a cunt
>hated by virtually every player on tour
>not a single one defended her failing drug tests unlike agassi
Gee I wonder why
And then they fuck
It's really not possible for a woman who is even halfway attractive to be too bitchy to keep a man. Most men prefer trim to what it costs them and value having a woman around.
And her money and her fame would make her a prize even if she were fat and homely.
She doesn't have a family because for whatever reason she's forgone having one. Having a kid sidelines a professional athlete for a year at least. Probably her career meant too much to her.
>Having a kid sidelines a professional athlete for a year at least
Gee, if only she had a 1 year ban from tennis
Spoiler alert all women, especially in this day and age are cunts, it's up to the men to tame them. Sharapova would make a great wife and mother after some chin music
White women have become more concerned with their careers instead of having a family. Nothing different here.
She is slav, slavs have kids at 19
Shut up, Borat.
modern numales are literally too beta for her.
Don't bully Kazakh bros
No one has said lesbian yet? Lol
I shoved into and pulled out of you're mommy my man.
Her pussy has been rekt. Believe me I would know.
But she's also infertile from sports. It's why white birthrates are declining.
This. All those roids can't be good for woman's health.
Kazakhstan, your flag looks nice and shiny today
Don't she take roids? Probably can't have kids anymore.
Honestly, if she wanted to strangle me to death with her legs I'd be ok with that.
doping fucks with the period.
Late comment but Agassi didn't test positive for PED's. Apples and oranges.
Drugs.
Shes also a huge dyke.
Like 190 or something, convert to a better fucking system you fat fuck.
Love Maria wearing Leggings!
Why? She's someone I'd fuck for hours in all different sorts position's
I've never even kissed a girl. I should kill myself
I know that feel bro 20 year old kisses sexless virgin here
>20
I was going to say you have plenty of time then remembered I lost my virginity at 19
Get on it man
Remember. It's not a disaster if it's because you never really tried.
Yea your right I'm an average looking guy but I'll admit I'm a manlet so that's a reason i call it quits before i even try girls obviously prefer taller guys, but who knows since I'm talking about getting laid here i could score some one night stands if i at least tried.
I want to put my penis inside her vagina if you catch my drift
>you'll never smell her panties
;_;
Is it true that she had sex with Ronaldo?
>sex with Ronaldo
>she
Not likely
the brazilian? maybe
the homogayer? no chance
Fatnaldo is a trapfag. Tsunaldo, well, you said it.
What did he mean by this?
Reminder that Saša "the machine" Vujačić almost married her.
Reminder that he has videos of them together in the tub with Ana Kurnikova
Oh that sweet irony that this used up cunt will be spend most of her life even more depressed than the average au/sp/ist. Despite her millions she will realize that she could have anything but through it all away for a 12 year old boy's wet dream.
>wgtow
Nothing wrong with that desu senpai
>having children in the year 2017 means to be a loyal subject to the uniformity of natural fascism. Me, as an really free indicvidual, decide not to procreate as a sign of protest against the tyranny the of natural order.
>Human
>Chin music
>Lives in country nicknamed after a fruit
>Underappreciated Vlad
"I would know"
>Named after fruit
Stop being an edgelord, it's her own decision and i don't care about her private life. If she wants to have children, fine. If she doesn't, still fine, it's her own business.
If she will be depressed in a few years because she doesn't has a husband and children, then it's her own fault, but i don't care. I have more important things to care about.
The results from the turkish vote yesterday being one of them.
Jesus christ, when we people lean
I don't know what you are talking about.
>tfw forgot to bet on it
I really want to kill myself for not accepting the free money offered
...
on the left!
Wow, Caroline Wozniacki has let herself go
sorry, but this is Anne Laure
Being this German in the 2k's, shouldn't be allowed
Heard she's a venomous whore
who gives a fuck bruz theres more important shit in life
if you get really desperet fuck a hooker, i did when i was 18
In every way inferior to pic related
And pic related
Pipa Middleton has let herself go
This! Kerbe is the queen the tennis sport deserves!
That's an even bigger disaster, imagine not having the stones to chase something as trivial as having sex with a girl.The whole "huh, I don't even care" argument is beyond pathetic. Neck yourself.
Serbs should have yoused her forehead as a shield during Nato bombing. The timeline would look entirely different today.
Don't talk shit of my Ana, you pseudo-swede
Go for a walk about your city and look around you. Even the ugliest or craziest people walking about have probably gotten laid.
I've seen her up close at a tennis match. she looks really weird. her shoulders are twice as wide as a normal human.
t. Ibrahim Mustafa al-Doitsi
ugaym8?
I don't believe u
t. skinny manlet
She's not even the hottest Russian training in America.
Traitor of glourious communist Rossiya
we use feet and inches for height here too mate
>Be Australian
>Drink half-liters of beer
She was allowed to compete at Rio.
Rest of Russia were not. Checkmate, atheists