You have $5 to spend at an American convenience store. Do your worst

You have $5 to spend at an American convenience store. Do your worst.

5 scratchers

>3 of those torpedo things from the warming tray
>2 PBR
Set for an evening

lighter and lighter fluid

42 oz steel reserve and a bag of combos

+ 3 lottery tickets

woah i thought 40 oz was the cutoff?

slushie and a few corn dogs

A blowjob. 5$ should be enough

A gun

knife for landwhale to kill herself

semen

>PBR
white trash

I'll just go to the back and buy some weed.

How much for a pack of cigarettes in the USofA?

varies heavily by state due to state imposed taxes. somewhere between $4 and $10

some big league chew and over cooked taquitos...

Chocolate

on the lotto, gotta play to win

between 7-12$
roll your own, 5-8$

>cigarettes if i cant bum the $0.47 off someone

just buy the pall malls for $3.93. have a $1 left over

Five bucks should get you a piece of pussy from the beast behind the counter.

Two two dollar scratch off. One one dollar scratch.

If I get lucky I'll buy more scratch with winnings and walk out with the five I made back.

Give it to the homeless guy sitting outside.

9 honey buns, the 45 cent in that take a pennny bs

i would buy a pack of cigarettes and stand outside and sell loosies for 50 cents rinse and repeat

A pack of Rhino pills.

Do that mamy people want loosies as opposed to just their own pack?
Also you sound like a creep

Alcoholic here

$5? Whelp, I just got 3 24 oz Steel Reserve cans.

2 of these and some doritos

...

Three Rip-Its (CYP-X kind if they got 'em) and a Black & Mild Casino.

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