NRL Easter Monday

Parramatta Eels vs Wests Tigers at ANZ Stadium in about half an hour

KEK looks like walkGOD can't save this poomunity every night

tipped the eels lads but I honestly don't know about it.

Tigers have been ok 20% of the time and poor 80% compared with pooramatta have been poor 95% of the time.

How does Sup Forums pronounce pooramatta

Poor - amatta
poo - ramatta

Poor

>Poogers

>Being so shit you sponsor yourself

Just changed my last reserve with a minute left but the site fucked up and just took it off one player without switching to the other.

Got it right with 2 seconds on the clock though, go Eels!

>awfulooma

GODfoaluma

poo posting > walkie posting > GOD posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oak """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""posting""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

walkpooGODoak

Haven't jerked off for 6 days lads.

Reminder that Vanilla Malt is THE kino Oak flavor

ANOTHER elite femtouch decision

He drinks pooak instead of the superior dare.

AND AGAIN

ELITE

She's doing a really good job too. Brunettes are the patrician's choice.

...

wtf. both touchies are actually calling forward passes

Is Big M still around?

>pooramatta

>poopoomatter

yeah mate, the big MAAAAAAAAAARN is still on the footy show, does a bit of radio as well

Moses just parted the blue and yelllow sea XD

>poodris

>slowwings

You now realize Kirisome Auva'a, scorer of the winning try of the 2014 NRL Grand Final exists and is playing for Parramatta as we speak

>poogers

based

>this absolute lack of video refs

BASED

>poorramatta

KFC

>current year

>can do 60m dropouts
>still can't get reliable goalkickers

>Not passing to Jennings literally every set to run around Idris

HJs >> KFC > Maccas

...

>knockon

kek. refball

Pretty boring game lads.

Yuck

>he doesn't play mixed oztag and touch qts bums

Pleb

Sexual harassment is illegal you pig

>Maccas now puts all the chips in one big thing in the family box now

Cunts fucked

another ELITE fem touch decision.

and again, no video ref required

KEK

Did you guys now they have a female league?

gutherpoo to miss this conversion as well

Gutherson is literally our guy and one of the oldest /nrl/ memes.

based me jinxing it over.

Real talk though, he's running in to square at it

t. archive reader

TedesGOD

>SLOWINGS

fucking slowwings

>tigelels

refball

Imagine unironically employing Jamal Idris to be a first grade centre

>Jamal Idris would unironically be on newstart if it weren't for his size and """""athletic""""" ability

Imagine selecting him with the 9th overall pick in an /nrl/ draft

Fucking hell Wests poogers ruining my first chance to go 8/8 this year

Elite post.

KEK

>bitchell blowses

:3

Mum's making well done steak for dinner.

Based mum. Heinz ketchup on the side I hope.

refs have been atrocious in the last 15

>mfw

Lost both SC matchups by

>tfw schedule babbying my way to the top

i gained 100 points in adjustements overnight, you might get at least one

>Broncucks Ltd.
>4446 points against
>still in front of N

kek

KEK

>you will never EVER be as exposed as Roosterman

Fifitas due some so I could get the win in the 12s. I'll be very lucky if I can beat Smithy's Shaft though since he'll be up by about 15-20 when Suli's updates come through.

Based N flying under the radar.

>anyone that brough norman in round 3

kek

KEK

Who /undertheradar/ here?

yeah la AMA

Gummi Bears still undefeated.

Cunt is actually back this year

Right here.

Watch as I slip into the 8 only in the final round, then win the premiership from 8th.

Nice try "poomi pooears"

Lost about 100 points trying to be a cheeky cunt and fucking with my captain and reserves.

Still would have lost but let that be an example going forward. Risky shit is rarely ever worth it.

SEE YOU IN ROUND 9, DA BEARS

is roosterGOD, dare i say it, under the radar?

broncucks vs broncgods next round m8s

You really should have stuck with Brailey and Gallen if you are serious about having a tilt at the overall. Kinda think you've blown the big lead you had over the rest of us in the last couple of weeks.

walkcunt

WalkGod

Is it a poor decision to trade out Thurston for any $122,600 halfback, and use that cash to upgrade to a better CTW or forard?

They were high risk moves to try and make up some ground on the overall front. The gap between 1st place and sides like mine and Cowbucks is actually rather large.

And most of the 'damage' to me was done by Gallen and Brailey jagging attacking stats. Which you can never really account for.

Eating some of my husband's daughters leftover easter eggs lads, she's going to be real cross if she finds out!

>tfw all three of my sc teams are in the top 8

What I mean is if that try didn't happen, Gallen's score wouldn't be that much different to SJ's. And Brailey would only beat Capewell by 30 odd.

It's really risky to be nuffing one of your halves so soon.

Alright man I see where you're coming from. Personally I would be content with playing safe and then making my move in the bye period but your line of thinking makes sense.

I'll be making a bye period move as well, I was just hoping for a quick leg up.

And I only lost 100 points. Not ideal but it hasn't killed me.

As a JT owner, I kept him this week, mainly because there weren't many outstanding options to trade in and I have alright halves coverage.

Nearly every trade from here on in needs to have origin and rd 12 in mind. So look at your current halves, and if you don't have 2 of them are playing rd 12 then trade another halve in.

There isn't anyone worthwhile beow 250k to trade down to, so the most your going to get is 200k in the bank to upgrade someone, but as I said they must play rd 12.

walkcunt

WalkSexy

WalkJesus

Just off to bed guys but a reminder that you can follow my expert tips and NRL insight @realtipgod on twitter

cheers buddy