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my wife's sacred son edition

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Is this a new meme

did you think your post was that funny

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stop making threads early

it's the same guy that's shilling his youtube channel

last.fm/user/filly-jonk

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You know, this album cover is actually probably genius. I bet he just made it that half-ironically, half-knowing that it would get the album spread around way more than otherwise.

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blocks thy path

and people like op buy into it. the project has been given more free publicity than he can dream of

maybe he just wanted to show the more normal side of black metal
not the panda paint invisible sandwich side

Not my fault if it's a nice meme

>Created in the ligature of a third-life crisis sat at my dining room table in my dressing gown, the scent of the flower 'gypsophilia paniculata' in my nostrils.

It waa definitely ironic

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>"free publicity"
>people are memeing it because of the ridiculous cover
yeah

First Wave= Best Wave

it's pretty puerile, good job being this guy's marketing director tho
you're stupid if you think there's such a thing as bad publicity

Ever heard "all publicity is good publicity"?

the only man i still respect from the old guard is fenriz

this disturbs the tourist

Today is born the sacred one
Born of woman the sacred son
And he in turn of a sacred son
He has the power to tour
He has the gift of the instagram filters
He is the chosen one
So it shall be written
So it shall be done

Do you think Hipster Black Metal channel lurks here

recommend me some cuck metal

are you sure?

what is this

>it's pretty puerile
You're in a metal thread on Sup Forums, what did you expect? Literally all the memes spewed in this place are stupid inoffensive fun, yet I didn't hear you complain about any of them.

Of course he does, he's tried to shill his channel before and gets assblasted when we tell him to fuck off

a cumstain

Yeah, by this logic, every memed album here is free advertisement
/metal/ made Vektor and Sunbather happen, everybody

/metal/ broke vektor you mean.

kvm ist krieg

who is that varg? fuck varg

Vektor and Sunbather shitposting spawned from their status as already popular albums though, unlike Sacred Son.

are you fucking schizo or something? how the fuck are you supposed to know what opinions are consistent among anons?

this fucks with the tourist

Post what you're blasting

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/non sequitur

>how the fuck are you supposed to know what opinions are consistent among anons?
It's the very first time I see someone in /metal/ calling a meme "puerile"

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Type O Negative
Emmure
Dark Tranquillity
In Flames
Isis
Stray from the PAth

basstastic

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>I'm 18 and my metal taste is superior

TRITSIO is undethronable

bravo you've identified user based off vocab when there were 80 posters in the last thread and 15 already here

bravo

19

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rofl

anyone got the new WITTR?

bc

What is this

wow you're way too old to be here

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AOTY

has some filler, but solid overall.

Its on rutracker, soulseek, bunalti and prob every other torrent website

>chilling with friends
>put on The Red in the Sky is Ours
>confront myself and my self (as an ontological historical entity) with the mirror of atonality (as a mirror is not an empathic but a reflexive entity, alien to the space and time it reflects and only existing by itself in relation to the other) and realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
>pleb friend gets up and says "why was there a violin, lmao, put on slaughter of the soul"
>get angry at their nostalgic subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies, but contain it
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle

"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze"

way cool

literally epic

is there some good shit on bandcamp? ive never actually looked on there for good music

yes
glacierfrost.bandcamp.com/

ye

>structures of power of the imperialist white economies
did you learn that in your ethnic womens studies class?

Tchornobog, e-prosounds, dusk warrior, sequestered keep

Give me angery industrial influenced stuff pls

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nostalgic subaltern consumer detected

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lol it still looks like tourist core

UNGFELL

I swear years ago it was a lot easier to find good stuff on Bandcamp, but since it allows everyone to upload their bedroom black metal shite it's so much harder nowadays

Iperyt

>says the marxist feminist retard flipping through his thesaurus

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fast or slow

triggered nostalgic subaltern consumer detected

I've been trying to get into metal for a few years on-and-off now, and have been unsuccessful every time except for when listening to Sunbather (yes, I know it's plebeian, but it's been the most accessible album for me so far).
Do any of you have a guide or recommendations for me that could help with getting into metal? I'm mostly interested in black metal or some of the more challenging genres, unless there's a better route I can take to enjoying those genres.

>there are people who still believe the quintessential Sentenced album is North From Here
Disgusting
youtube.com/watch?v=r6YjEAYFDhY

xd

Quintessential doesn't mean better. North From Here IS their quintessential album because it represents the most typical Sentenced album.

Dumb fuck.

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Fuck off /metal/ isn't the place for spoonfeeding shitters like you
It's for jaded metal fans of years who've developed a smug sense of elitism to come and shitpost in a manner they can't express on non-anonymous forums in order to derive a laugh form the absurdity of their comedic discourse. Go tour somewhere else.

same but literally unironically

2.5/5
Kek panned
angrymetalguy.com/wolves-in-the-throne-room-thrice-woven-review/

Angery
The speed doesn't really matter, as long as it's not "if you try to headbang to this you'll break your neck" fast

this is not metal I am the faggot porice
unless its satanic murder and never selling out it isnt music please stop listening to sperm gargling
old men

Typical Sentenced album sounds like gothic metal so Down would be their most essential

The correct route from trad to black metal is black sabbath>judas priest>motörhead>venom>bathory>burzum>darkthrone

There's literally a fucking sticky with a link to a wiki with fucking essential charts you newfag get out reeeeee

stop

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t. trve-male

what did he mean by this

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wew

hey fuckr dont give him the good shit

This is huh... wow

Damn...