Celeb Thread Again

Celeb Thread Again

first

pls post the complete webm of j. biel

dat ass

I'll try to find it, enjoy this one in the meantime

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thanks I like how her butt cheeks wiggle in this scene

have you got the one of her walking out of the pool... or around the pool?

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Anybody got the video of Jason Biggs pissing on Chelsea Handlers face?

true story incoming

>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop
>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)
>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting
>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table
>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do"
>"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!"
>ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?
>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often
>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing
>i say oh cool, what do you do?
>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice"
>idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome
>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities
>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??"
>i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc
>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)
>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move
>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper
>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again
>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling
>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice"
>victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me
>we hug, it's alright
>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY"
>she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leave

parents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.

lol I'd like to see that as well

Longest I could find

Nice. is she just as hot in person?

Bonus

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Thanks a lot bro. Was searching for this for long time

WIGGLE_GIGGLE.webm

Obligatory thigh post

Top kek

Do you ever sleep my dude?

He's been awake for as long as me and he never stops with the thigh posts. Suspecting trolling... radio rental man

Yeah I do sleep, am I here that much?

She's overrated as fuck. Piss off

Not trolling my man, just an addict for thighs, and there are lots of good ones in these threads

7+ hours minimum

You really want Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider's leftovers?

Dubs Check'd, yeah I guess I'm just insatiable

I tend to come in at random times of day and I've not seen a thread in the past week without your thigh posts.

Dirty Dan "The man with the plan to get her in the van" Scheider

Didn´t you say you do this while working yesterday

Dan "Thick as a beer can" Schneider

Dude you did the best thing and didn't chickon out. Well played

Dan "Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand?" Schneider

Dan "I can tell you're a fan. I am a legend on Sup Forums" Schneider

Dan "Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan" Schneider

That must be a cold studio

Dan "Rough rider/Large Hardon Collider." Schneider

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter" Schneider

Dan "If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider

Beer Can Dan Danny Diapers

"Ass Man" Dan Danny Daycare

Spread 'em Dan Candy Man Dan Family Man Dan

What's happening in this thread?

"Big Daddy" Dan "Deepthroat" Dan

it's the most derailed celeb thread ever but I keep refreshing for some reason anyway

The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan

Guess we're in similar time zones
Yeah, I'm at work now too, I post less because I'm a phonefag when I'm here and captcha is a bitch

The Big Dick @ Nick "Dirty" Dan Schneider Open Wider Schneider

Schneider The Butcher "Bend Over" Schneider Diaper Viper Schneider "Foot Soldier" Schneider

Dan "The Man" Schneider Dan "The Biter" Schneider Dan "The Spider" Schneider Dan "The Defiler"

Schneider Dan "The Initiator"

Post Miranda cosgrove

Schneider Dan "The Plunger"
Schneider Dan "The Bladder"
Schneider Dan "The Seducer"

Jennette is the patrician choice

I wonder who could be behind this post

Schneider Dan "Teen Bedder"
Schneider Dan "Rough Ryder"
Schneider Dan "The Collector"

Schneider Dan "No Lube Required"
Schneider Dan "The Despoiler"
Schneider Dan "Deep Pounder"

Inb4 coal burner

Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a biter" Schneider

Posting thigh in a Dan "The man" Schneider thread

Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider

I think when over 50% of the celeb posts are all from me it's probably time to call it quits. Thread is a lost cause

Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider

Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider

Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider

Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider

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bae

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Great legs, why did she have to go all trashy-slut?

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It's the same posts, a dozen+ times a day, with the same pictures. I'm not sure why people create new ones.

M-My m-mistress V-V-V-Victoria Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I have b-been v-very blessed with h-her s-so I'm a-a very l-lucky m-man... P-Please f-forgive m-me f-for c-c-coming h-here and t-telling the p-posters that I-I-I am l-living a-a life th-they can o-only dream a-a-about and w-w-wish for...

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I know I said I was leaving but I just can't resist my brownfu

Dat fetal alcohol syndrome.

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QUEEN

Milk chocolate thighs, more please

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I talk shit on her looks in every game of thrones thread but i secretly masturbate to her in these threads.

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fuck dont do this to me I can't choose between them

literally same, although I do think she looks a ton better as a brunette than a blonde

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alright I flipped a coin and Emilia won, bring on the Queen

This is the hardest choice foe my dick ever

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bend the knee

Who dat

I-I can't i-imagine the m-m-miseries the p-poor p-posters h-h-here must s-suffer through l-looking a-a-at all these beautiful w-w-woman and k-knowing th-th-they will n-never h-have a-a-a chance t-t-to b-be w-w-with one...

what is this from?

she's gonna fucking make me with those lops and tits, damn

ok Sup Forums you might remember me

>be 19
>working in small hotel with friend in LA
>hotel is small but chill
>im a fucking maid
>me and friend are cleaning rooms
>out of fucking nowhere see like 3 bmws pull up
>lady steps out
>10/10
>before i could speak friend tells me "holy shit its jessica alba"
>iknowthis.exe
>she is walking upstairs with manager and what i assume is her entourage or co workers
>manager walks up to us and tells us to starts cleaning 6 doors down
>friend is in room while im gathering soaps and shit
>jessica alba goes into room 1408 (dont remember the number)
>she comes out dressed in blue wetsuit
>cool she surfs
>her and posse leave
>my brain has and idea and i become overcome with nerves
>starts working towards the room
>stomach is about to drop through asshole
>we come to her room
>nothanksweresleeping.jpg
>i ignore it and tell friend to clean the joined room
>walk in stomach is butterflied and body is shaking can feel every hair on body
>walking towards bathroom
>breathing is choppy
>look for target
>dick has been hard since i had this idea 10 mins ago to jerk it with jessica albas panties
>go to bathroom clothes are on floor (guess she was in a hurry)
>see jeans body is fucking trembling
>locate panties and freeze
>get fear of god come over me
>got back to cart and start standing around
>3 mins later face is flustered and body is heavy
>FUCKIT.RAR
>go to bathroom
>tingly again dick diamonds
>unzip pants
>pull dick out
>barely rub crotch of panties on dick
>bust so hard it feels like the cum was sucked out of me (did not bust on panties)
>body is swaying for like 2 mins
>ok im good
>locked up
>never forget the time i jerked off with jessica albas panties

pic is closest thing i could find to what they looked like