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muslims are your friends

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someone fucking post in my thread

Delhi will win

>asians are our friends
muslims can get fucked

Looking forward to Windies vs Pakis test series actually.

love trump's hate

>27
>tafe dropout after two semesters right after HS
>neet ever since
>mum fully realizes she fucked up raising me by being an overprotective helicopter mum and now basically leaves me alone in exchange for me doing some small chores (taking out trash, mowing the lawn mostly)
>get an allowance of 100$ dollars a month that can roll over if I don't use it.
>pirated all vidya for a year and a half to save up to build a 1600$ gaming computer
>she was hoping I was saving to buy a car, barely hides her crushed look when I tell her to get out her credit card.

I shouldn't enjoy how depressed she is but I do, I'm her only child, only family really besides some cousins she hasn't spoken to in 20 years. She's getting old, has multiple health problems such as diabetes. She doesn't have too much energy anymore and the house that she once kept spotless is a wreck because I won't do anything but what we agreed upon when I was 19. Yesterday I heard her crying for the first time in whatever, praying to God for a miracle and for him to 'fix' me. I reminded her that its all her fault for divorcing my father because she found out he had smoked week with some high school buddies when I was 6. (dad was later killed in a car accident when I was 12, only saw him a couple times because he didn't manage to get visitation thanks to her kike lawyer.)

What a shit fucking story

If you're gonna push yourself as a poosonality at least have an interesting narrative

checked

how about you get a job mate

This is a good post with good digits.

the white race truly is superior in all moral and ethical aspects

Literally good boy points tier.

Based fucking goosey

oi bikecunt, you here mate?

thinking about doing a lap around the river tomorrow starting at canning bridge if you're in mate

bikecunt is spending the week in a brothel mate

Yeah thought he might want some company for the ride over

Dire thread
Dire poomunity

CF69 was keeping this place on life support

someone make a new thread

Nah this one is good

*farts*

Already getting sick of t20 lads. I really tried, but I just can't.
I want Tests.

feels good stopping off to get coffee on the way to uni one day and seeing a bloke that used to give you shit in primary school mopping the floor

yeah don't even bother watching t20s these days

shit fucking format, got bored of it in 2009

>Former BCCI president N Srinivasan will not be allowed to attend ICC board meetings later this month as the Indian board's representative after all. That ruling was delivered on Monday by a three-judge bench of the Supreme Court, which had been asked by the Committee of Administrators to clarify whether office bearers disqualified by the Lodha Committee's recommendations could return as representatives of state associations or the BCCI.

He probably has more money and more job security than you, pooni poodent

How do I get into playing cricket as a 25yr old NEET

it's too late for me isn't it?

neetGODS

who u think will win?

>CricketFan69 was keeping this place on life support
lolwhat

no half of the guys at clubs are 45+ shitters that have a cardiac arrest after running a quick singe

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Seems like cancercunt(You?), statscunt, BSA and I are the only ones keeping /cric/ threads alive. Wondering if I should quit and stay away from Sup Forums for couple of weeks as well, at least until real cricket starts.

does everyone in india have at least basic knowledge of hindi?

I'm enjoying the IPL this year, it's nice to have on in the background while I work.

I've never felt like such a casual but I think I might embrace it.

How many people in /cric/ actually play?

Everyone except Tamils, Mallus, Banglas, North East states understand Hindi, if I have to put a number I'd say 75% of people.

I play with my mates occasionally but never joined a club or anything.

ipl is better than nothing and is better than anything on during down under time

/cric/ on life support

I play for a club. I'm pretty garbage but so is everyone else.

What did these slags mean by this?

>ywn cuddle up with Daniel, listen to some Opeth and then blow each other

looking forward to today lads

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why even live?

just woke up

>Bravo dropped from the test side

Literally what the fuck is going on in the West Indies?

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Will Smith is an actor m8

feeling strong and muscular lads

>457s cancelled

Subhuman coloured on suicide watch

Wew that's a surprise

Hold on.
Assuming this isnt bait are you telling me she divorced your dad because he smoked some weed???

he (rightly) insulted the WICB chairman on twitter

Fuck of Ahmed

I'm medium pace swing bowler and pretty handy batsman at 6 who you can build up a partnership with.

Dude have you ever been to NE ? Everyone speaks Hindi there.They are way better than Tamil and Bangalis can speak too.

remove tamil, bring in SL

mom scolded me "Sonu Nigam bhe uthh jata hai Fajr k liye aik tum he nhe uthtay."

haha

wassup /cric/ its DJ Aaron Ellis

I remember this cunt
apparently he used to live in wellington

hey how are you going

that's a lot of cash

/rug/ rules /cric. drools

>The Federal Government will abolish the 457 visa and replace it with two new visas, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says.

>Current visa holders will not be affected by the changes, which will see the introduction of two new temporary skills visas — a two-year visa and a more specialised one for four years "targeted at higher skills".

>Mr Turnbull said the new system would be "manifestly, rigorously, resolutely conducted in the national interest".

>"The migration program should only operate in our national interest. This is all about Australia's interest," Mr Turnbull said.

>"This is about jobs for Australians."
>Immigration Minister Peter Dutton said the Government would also slash the number of occupations available for the two-year visa, down from the current tally of more than 650.

>"What we propose is that under the temporary skills shortage visa short-term stream there will be a two-year visa, with the options of two years, but there won't be permanent residency outcomes at the end of that."
kek
KEK
K E K

Will the subhuman coloured EVER recover?

A cuckbourne proxy is the closest thing YOU will ever get to Australian residency now.

>a bad leg will LITERALLY be what cost the subhuman residency

golf is the best way to meet korean qts

Why mad? because Islam is superior?
Drink a glass of cow piss that might refresh you.

>white_people.jpg

I spent 4 years in a Jesuit hostel with kids exclusively from the North East, especially Manipur, Nagaland and Mizoram. They could barely understand hindi let alone speak. Only Assamese speak hindi/urdu because of the Muslim influence.

I'm a >muh natural game right hand opening batsman.

www.halaltube.com
You need to revitalise your Imaan brother.
Never, never, never miss Fajr.
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did you fuck any

>tfw no brazilian-japanese gf

my handicap is too high for them to give me any attention

I had to google handicap

do they play golf in BR?

haha

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>bikecunt will never laugh at you for driving a cuckmobile

My application was already completed using the old system, and besides, I have enough money to come in on a residency one in any event.

NEET cricWORMS on eternal suicide watch.
Stay obsessed.

Have you received a visa? My understanding of it was that only existing visa holders are having it honoured.

> I have enough money to come in on a residency one in any event.
Enjoy being shunted out to Bendigo or Geelong

The only place that I cannot go to due to insufficient funds is Sydney lad, that place is far too expensive when I am at a 10:1 disadvantage.

I'm not talking about where you chose to go but where the government wants you

Come to Namibia bruh

when's the fucking test series on lads

November

Christ, where do dipshit bogans like yourselves get information? The Bolt Report?

The only time the government ever 'shunts' anyone out into the regions is to the asylum seekers (note: not refugees) who arrived illegally by boat between 2007-12 and they do it in exchange for a SHEV visa which offers a pathway to residency. And even then it doesn't work properly.

This isn't fucking North Korea, the government can't tell people where to live.

What you are correct about is that the subhuman coloured's prospects of migrating to Australia just went down the dunny and whatever application he previously filled out is completely redundant.

I was talking about regional residencies

And I just told you about quite literally the only circumstances in which those actually exist in relation to permanent residency. So unless the coloured jumps in a timemachine, goes back a decade and illegally attempts to migrate to Australia by boat, it isn't going to apply to him.

give me some /cric/ approved bands then

Nickelback

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eBay is threatening to block Australian customers if the federal Government enacts laws to collect GST from online sales.
The e-commerce company claimed plan to tax all goods sold by overseas businesses was 'complex, inconsistent, unworkable and would harm Australian consumers'.
Online sales of less than $1,000 not taxed under current laws but the government plans to remove this threshold for businesses with sales of $75,000 on July 1.
Treasurer Scott Morrison said it would level the playing field so Australian businesses 'do not continue to be unfairly disadvantaged by the current GST exemption'.
He was backed up by retail giants Harvey Norman, and Premier Investments - owner of Just Jeans and Portmans - that were struggling to compete with online retailers like eBay, Amazon and Asos.
But eBay repeatedly slammed the laws as 'hastily introduced', 'counter-productive', 'complex', 'inconsistent' and 'unworkable' in its submission to a Senate inquiry.
'Regrettably, the government's legislation may force eBay to prevent Australians from buying from foreign sellers,' the company's Australian and New Zealand boss Jooman Park wrote in his submission.

>Jooman Park
>Jooman
hmm

Used to work with an Indian who had to move with her husband to Bathurst in 2015. Not sure on their exact status but they both legally worked in Australia.

all the asylum seekers are working legally in Australia

what you described sounds like a SHEV visa requirement. 2015 fits the timeframe for them as well.

I know a Kenyan that had to do the same thing, but I'll default to the civil servant's greater knowledge

Well when I get my visa, I will post a picture and a big 'ol timestamp for you lad, so that you can cry yourself to sleep.

fucking hell I think I've done my shins in lads

>being friends with muslims

i bet you like watching your wife getting fucked by lebanese too