It is my sister's birthday. what would you give her?

it is my sister's birthday. what would you give her?

Liposuction.

Slimming World pass

the phone to a plastic surgeon.

Gym membership

KFC shit

Definitely not cake.

Dentist appointment

A case of slimfast

Lips

some shampoo and conditioner that shit look greasy

a seat on my face

30 minutes of cardio 3 times a week with resistance training on weekends and a low carb diet

Semen, administered orally.

What race r you

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a ticket of the rape train

I think she's really hot..i don't know what everyone else is talking about! I would pay to taste her!

dat face is busted

Show nudes of your sister or fuck out of here

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Tell the bitch to get more sleep.

gorgeous...any nudes?

She looks kinda like my aunt who I have a huge crush on, too bad she went to austria

man, your sister's bday happens very often...

A good hard fuck

herpes