I've got a six week college algebra class and I don't know how to math. It's online and I'll give access to the course. Here's the deal: I will employ you to cheat for me. Do this whole class online using any methods possible and I will pay you for your grade. 90-100% (A Average) 500 USD 80-89% (B Average) 400USD 70-79% (C average) 300 USD
I'm not fucking around or baiting, this is the real deal. I need this last course for my degree. You help me, I help you. I'll start with discord for communication.
Kevin Clark
Dude just use wolfram alpha you dumb fuck
Brody Thompson
Here's my problem. I literally don't know what any of these mathematical terms mean. I don't know what it's asking. I can't multiply or divide. I'm literally so bad at this, I can't cheat.
Joshua Cook
Also. What is that and how does it work.
Levi Gonzalez
lol how did you get into college without knowing elementary math
Oliver Sullivan
Like, I don't know what this is even called. This checkmark and small three.
Henry Flores
I had to start with remedial, but found a flaw in the system which gave me all the answers. I did that for the first four courses until they patched it. Now I'm fucked.
Liam Moore
thats a cube root
Just get a tutor bro it'll be worth the money, they will actually help you learn
Josiah Gonzalez
copy paste that shit into wolfram and it will probably tell you what u is
Easton Hernandez
A face
Michael Fisher
bro i dropped out of highschool at 16 and i know thats a square root but i think the 3 in the corner makes it cubed. you need more than help.
Carter Young
thats like preschool math
>math major here i dont need your pennies
Camden Butler
You're godamn right I do. I'll admit, I'm basically mathematically retarded I don't give a rats ass to learn it. I just want to pay someone else to do it for me.
Chase Sanders
What would it take to get your help here?
William Miller
op is an americunt
Andrew Brown
That's my other problem. I can't copy and paste. It's a picture. So I don't even know what these symbols and lines are called or how to type them.
Brayden Gonzalez
i wish i could help OP, i'm not a "math mind" either which sucks because i could use the money. hope you find someone.
do you suck dicks? i hear math majors are into sucking dicks
Chase Johnson
Hey I'll do it. I'm actually a math tutor. Email me [email protected]
Michael Torres
Nigger
Ryder Gray
Math tutor from the previous comment here. The answer is 2. Just did it in my head.
Not bragging, just letting you know that I know my shit.
Zachary Barnes
That's not fucking helping him.
Michael Cooper
Fuck you too
Andrew Foster
I am so glad i learned medicine stuff
fuck math is for chininese people
Chase Morgan
Take a bath with a toaster.
Brayden Jenkins
So you could really find the cube root of 8 in your head? Are you a wizard, or did you graduate high school? That’s not something to fucking brag about...
Tyler Powell
photomath?
Grayson Brown
Sure idiot. Nothing's going to happen. If you are smart, you would have said take a batch with a toaster while toasting your fucking tendies. Nigger
Daniel Evans
>batch Retard
Ethan White
I emailed you. It's gonna be real obvious who I am. Probably in you spam box.
Owen Williams
Bath. Fucking autocorrect. Sub human nigger.
Parker Hill
if u send your sister nude pics or gf i will help you
Jaxson Sullivan
$300-500 is the best I can do. I don't even know where the hell my sister went.
Julian Nguyen
I'll get you an A but I want 1 BTC
Caleb Sanchez
>>WHat is this checkmark FUCKING KEK I am amazed that you got this far, kudos man.
Samuel Wilson
If the questions are as easy as you showed, the i'll get an A for you easily. I'm a swiss student with math as my main subject. For contact email me via: [email protected]