I've got a six week college algebra class and I don't know how to math

I've got a six week college algebra class and I don't know how to math.
It's online and I'll give access to the course.
Here's the deal:
I will employ you to cheat for me. Do this whole class online using any methods possible and I will pay you for your grade.
90-100% (A Average) 500 USD
80-89% (B Average) 400USD
70-79% (C average) 300 USD

I'm not fucking around or baiting, this is the real deal.
I need this last course for my degree. You help me, I help you.
I'll start with discord for communication.

Dude just use wolfram alpha you dumb fuck

Here's my problem.
I literally don't know what any of these mathematical terms mean.
I don't know what it's asking.
I can't multiply or divide.
I'm literally so bad at this, I can't cheat.

Also. What is that and how does it work.

lol how did you get into college without knowing elementary math

Like, I don't know what this is even called. This checkmark and small three.

I had to start with remedial, but found a flaw in the system which gave me all the answers.
I did that for the first four courses until they patched it. Now I'm fucked.

thats a cube root

Just get a tutor bro it'll be worth the money, they will actually help you learn

copy paste that shit into wolfram and it will probably tell you what u is

A face

bro i dropped out of highschool at 16 and i know thats a square root but i think the 3 in the corner makes it cubed. you need more than help.

thats like preschool math

>math major here i dont need your pennies

You're godamn right I do.
I'll admit, I'm basically mathematically retarded
I don't give a rats ass to learn it. I just want to pay someone else to do it for me.

What would it take to get your help here?

op is an americunt

That's my other problem. I can't copy and paste. It's a picture.
So I don't even know what these symbols and lines are called or how to type them.

i wish i could help OP, i'm not a "math mind" either which sucks because i could use the money. hope you find someone.

do you suck dicks? i hear math majors are into sucking dicks

Hey I'll do it. I'm actually a math tutor. Email me [email protected]

Nigger

Math tutor from the previous comment here. The answer is 2. Just did it in my head.

Not bragging, just letting you know that I know my shit.

That's not fucking helping him.

Fuck you too

I am so glad i learned medicine stuff

fuck math is for chininese people

Take a bath with a toaster.

So you could really find the cube root of 8 in your head? Are you a wizard, or did you graduate high school?
That’s not something to fucking brag about...

photomath?

Sure idiot. Nothing's going to happen. If you are smart, you would have said take a batch with a toaster while toasting your fucking tendies.
Nigger

>batch
Retard

I emailed you. It's gonna be real obvious who I am.
Probably in you spam box.

Bath. Fucking autocorrect.
Sub human nigger.

if u send your sister nude pics or gf i will help you

$300-500 is the best I can do.
I don't even know where the hell my sister went.

I'll get you an A but I want 1 BTC

>>WHat is this checkmark
FUCKING KEK
I am amazed that you got this far, kudos man.

If the questions are as easy as you showed, the i'll get an A for you easily.
I'm a swiss student with math as my main subject.
For contact email me via: [email protected]