Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

But I love her.

you have a pretty face and I would like to date you, faggot

I have those exact same glasses frames.

I bet you're wonderful to have a conversation with over a cup of tea

I like the way you’re nails alternate in color, it really makes them pop. Also I love the way your hair is done. Thank you for gracing us with your beauty and I hope you have a wonderful day, week, month, and year. Happy holidays, I hope you have a great time. :D

Give me that cheddar jalapeno popcorn now nerd.

Clarice, doesn't this random scattering of comments seem desperately random - like the elaborations of a bad liar?

When someone says roast me but the betas think it's time to get a gf

White Cheddar Popcorn is one of my favorite flavors

you are gay

If you want to get roasted go to Reddit, we here on Sup Forums respect women.

Save some of that popcorn for the rest of us bitch

shits so 1% that i forgot retards were let in the local mall skadoooosh little one one oh and heres a dollar

Bitch you look like a twice baked potato with Down syndrome.
Bitch you look like you been stealing extra chromosomes.
Bitch you look like gremlin.

Looks like you're having a party!
Have a good time with your friends!

I'd take you to church and put a ring on that finger. Maisie is so hawt

Chip selection: Approved. Definitely would chill with her.

hey, you, yeah you, with the glasses and the bags, your fucking cute. date me.

Your forehead and eyebrows are a bit wacky but otherwise pretty damn cute.

Tits or gtfo

There's a rapist at the back. But you're so ugly he isn't going to do shit.

...

You look like you would be super fun to take grocery shopping!

You seem to have a thing for corn. I like corn too!

nobody is going to mention her eyebrows or the fact that our offspring would have the eye sight of a mole?

or her 1980s male hair-metal hair?

>yfw the car salesman gets you to uprape to enhanced package.

Faggots

>you mean let me jerk off to you

>spitroast me, Sup Forums

I so would.

Did not one of you faggots notice the photo is Maisie Williams?

nah i don't watch that fucking filth

No tits. Not on you or anywhere in this thread

Her eyebrows are like two furry caterpillars crawling across my heart.