I have an 11 year old brother. What the fuck kind of shit do 11 year old boys like?

I have an 11 year old brother. What the fuck kind of shit do 11 year old boys like?

If ONE of ya'll is even remotely helpful, i'll cut off my toe.

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fingers in the ass

MMA, now post that video.

When I was 11, I mainly wanted firecrackers

this + post pic

According to online gaming, they seem to enjoy fucking my mother a lot?

Lol are you volunteering her?

My bro hasn't ever killed a small animal for fun tho.

Post toes

no clue, but here are some ideas for gifts in general imgur.com/a/1UEh7

Fuck off bandy

is he a gamer?
a weeb?
a jock?

give us something to work with user ffs

Get him an airsoft gun, and a pack of targets. Tell him if he can show he's responsible with that, then when he's 15, you'll get him a .22 rifle, and take him small game hunting.

Or you can be a true "best big brother ever!" and get him a hooker. One way or the other, I'm sure he'll enjoy himself.

Will Fuck Your Food

Get a log of this guy

I had that shirt from warped tour 1996

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He plays a lot of xbox 360. He has a nice laptop and I was kinda thinking maybe a good pc game, with a compatible controller.

Why do you immediately jump to animals?

It's also fun to stuff them in people's mailboxes, the school toilet, or hallowed-out fruit in the cafeteria

Bewbs and Minecraft

lol he already has a 22 rifle and a shotgun. Still a good idea, something to do in the yard.

He's a good child, none of that shit.

Get that greasy cheeseburger locker out of here

yeah i guess an xbox game would be nice.

for pc, dont even bother buying the game, just give him some amount to spend on steam or some shit

fuckin good idea, Ill just make him a steam account and tell him to find something. Brilliant idea m8

minecraft and cowadooty

fidget spinners if no vidya

150 fidget spinner in a tube sock, then beat the shit out of him with it.

glad i could help user.

Get the fuck off of Sup Forums Randy Bobandy

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When i was 11 (year 2000)
>bicycles
>super soakers
>sledding
>fishing supplies / fishing
>pokemon cards
>K'nex / lego

I have now have a 9 year old nephew, this is his life:
>minecraft
>GTA
>iphone / ipads
>Only eats junk food / drinks pop
>regularly swears / tells my sister to fuck off
>only wears expensive brand name clothes

For his birthday i taught him now to light a lighter, and we burned some papertowel in the yard and he had ZERO intrest. At that moment i realized i will never have children for fear they will grow up as a millenial pussy / failure

OP here and I, too, will never have children. This time last year my bruv was into Minecraft and Nerf guns. But he has a shit ton of nerf guns so...

Also, my OTHER brother and I don't live near my 11 year old brother and he has no other siblings so he often has no one to play with. It makes me really sad, kind of have to think of things that will occupy him while he's alone, which is always. :\

Fuck off Bandis

>What the fuck kind of shit do 11 year old boys like?
fapping

why doesn't that motivate you to get some kids and making sure they grow up to be decent normal kids? instead of all the shitbags of kids that exist today

That is an activity.

A lot of what a kid learns is not even from it's parents. After a certain age, most of a childs time isnt even spent with its parents. Whats that cunt learning from the other piece of shit kids?

Damn dude, that's sad. When I discovered firecrackers and matches I was 8 and I played with that shit until I was 15.

It's a shame that kids nowadays can't appreciate playing with sticks and rocks in their own reality like Africans.

Prostitutes

My God we've been in the eighth console generation for like 4 years now this makes me so sad I am so sad for poor people I'm so sad

put a shirt on you punk

They post on Sup Forums and pretend they have 8 inch dicks, are successful business guys and that they voted for trump

y tho

being trained to take big black dildos, then selling their booty for side cash to buy xbox games

Need a bit of info does he prefer being outside or inside if inside a video game if outside a bike

Show him how to fish. Or get him something like a good book that you've read. That shit kicked off my relationship with my older brother and I

Give him the spongebob canned condoms

does he have pictures of men or women hanging in his room

if women rent him a whore

if men take him to a truck stop and let a couple dozen truckers pull a train on his ass

Lmao. This is the truest shit I’ve read on Sup Forums in weeks. I have a 12 year old and I have to make his ass do shit other than gaming.

What sort of a sickfuck would ask a male model to pose in such a degrading way? I wonder if he even got paid for it.

Lmao

op was never going to cut off his toe, op just wants to suck semen

He doesnt have lewd posters, hes fucking 11.

Yeah I would love nothing more than to go fishing with him but I live 6 hours away.

He is just a troll samefagging his own ass...look at the replies and you too could pretty much be him.

You're right, I am not cutting my toe off, but I DO feel bad about lying because you guys have been really helpful so...I'm sorry for betraying you all.

...

What says you can't? Over the summer go over to where he lives and do something with him. Letting distance limit you in this day and age is what causes regret. If you wanna do it, make it happen dude.

FUCK YOU I STARTED JERKING OFF WHEN I WAS 10

Jerking off aint the same as having naked people on your bedroom walls idiot

When I get my license back in a years time, first thing I'll do is go see my bro. Thx friend

Good. If you treat him with love and let him know you care he'll appreciate it when he gets older. I know I sure did when my brother was like that.

Yeah we hadgood times together before I moved away.

Get that little nigga a pack of Marlbro red, a Mickeys 40oz, and an 1/8th of weed.....put Xanax in his stocking

Another thing he might like is some tools or a bike. Don't give him basic shit, give him an advanced kit but no electric tools. That shit is the best.

I have acually been thinking of getting him some kind of kit for something he can build. Build his own watch or alarm clock or some shit that will be useful when he is done with it. *gratification*

Yeah it lets him be more creative. Get him some wood too. It works out his arms and it can teach him to use measurements and stuff as well.

When I was 11, Legos.

If I could be there to build something with him, I would. I am actually looking into building a commode for my bedroom now that you mention it, and I am building my boyfriend a bedframe for xmas. lol woodworkings in the family

You are telling me 11 year old boys are no longer interested in lighting shit on fire? We are fucked then. Used to light shit on fire, eat popsicles and sharpen the sticks on concrete, throw pocket knives at shit, make forts in the woods with random scrap lumber and hardware, shoot shit with BB guns, steal dad's porno mags, put fireworks inside shit and blow them up. Parents used to kick us out the house and say be back at dark. Fucking casuals nowadays

get him a hooker

All of that is dead now. Your cherished memories are seen as the uneducated activities of the previous generation who is out of touch and barely even tolerated.

You all grown up now.

Parents were right, huh?

Cool cool dude. do your thing
>A couple people say that their nephews don't burn shit anymore

You're retarded for thinking every kid is like this off of a few posts on a board mainly over-run by shitty memes and porn from a person who's probably lying or exaggerating the facts.

I tried that with my cat. She scratched me.

gratuitous amounts of roblox porn

My grandparents literally wouldnt let me take him camping because they were afraid it was too dangerous and that someone would kidnap us or something. So it aint for lack of trying that he doesnt do anything. He is always alone, no kids live near him, no one to play with EVER. Burning shit isnt fun alone.

>You're retarded for thinking every kid is like this
You're right. Some kids are worse.

I have 2 daughters. Trying to teach my eldest right. We shoot bows, forage for mushrooms, cook, build robots, and all that jazz. She is taking martial arts. It's an uphill battle. So many complete candy asses now. She ain't getting a phone until 8th grade

great job!
keep going with that
plan to do the same with the youngest?

My heart goes out for that kid and everyone who is wrapped in bubble wrap. Bad shit happens rarely but good shit doesn't happen without a chance of bad outcomes. Everyone needs to fail and fall down and cry and hurt. That's how they learn to get back up, do it better and grow.

Raising a WOMAN like that?! Put that bitch in the kitchen, dumbass!

Yeah. She only 1 now though, my oldest is 9. Don't get me wrong I love Vidya and we play together. But I want them to know the world is big and magical, and that they can do for themselves. The worst part about social media is how all the dumb shit you do is there permanently. Everyone should have a right to be forgotten. The peer pressure is unreal. No lie I fear catty "friends" on the internet more than I worry about her getting into drugs.

I agree, you n ever know what thing they see or read will really stick and become an influence...Good luck my dude

Well I am a chef and so dad cooks. She is learning to cook too. Probably will make someone a good wife one day. Though she says she won't move out unless she finds someone who cooks better than me. Not to toot my own horn but that is pretty unlikely. Maybe she will be a basement dwelling weeaboo one day.

Buy him a fucking bicycle! Unless tou want him to get fat and lazy like you.
respect the trips. nuff said

all of these cucks with children, grow the fuck up

Do you even have a basement?

He already has a goddamn bicycle.

buy him a book

you ever hear of one of those

Video games. Kids don't care about toys anymore, they just want games. Go ahead and get him CoD WW2.

I used to take care my 11yo bro until I discovered he's a time traveler and was my father. Things never be the same. Alpha und Omega.

So what did he get you to play with/

Yeah. Kinda...

Im from florida, the land of no basements, so theyre still pretty novel to me.

get him a nice lawn mower so he can go make some cash on his own

Small rural town, everyone mows their own goddamn lawn.

Dude, if you're still in this thread, so did I! I was 14 years old and I bought that shirt. My mom saw it when I came home and wigged out.
I remember I think I wore it maybe twice and then it (((mysteriously))) disappeared, and I never saw it again.
I try asking her about it today, and she swears she can't even remember the wig out about the shirt or taking it off me secretly, but god damn it I know it! I know it was you Mom! I want my fucking shirt back god damn it!

I make sure my family never sees my horribly disgustingly offensive shirts so they cant throw them away. Bwehehehehe

11yo needs family memories with big bro. Take him to cinema, pay him a videogame, eat a ice cream together, have fun in a way he can't have alone. Memories don't need hundred dollars, just fun creative times, laughs and peaceful behavior.

I should've known better. If I had a time machine, I would go back to my 14 year old self and kick him square in the balls and tell him "Hey hide that shirt stupid! You know she's gonna bust balls and take it off you."
I mean, and then maybe I'd go do the Hitler thing or Jesus dinosaurs whatever.

They like things that are neither appropriate for boys aged either:

(a) < 10 years old ; nor
(b) > 12 years old .

suitable options are :

high pressure water guns ;
catapults with ballistic bands that they are scarcely able to stretch more than three inches ;

tree-houses ;

( non-electronic) drum kits (that cannot be turned down ) ;

materials & instructions for making home-made fleshlights, lube, life-size replicas of that cute chick in their fifth grade class : using a pillow, marker pens, and stuff that looks like girl underwear, etc. ;

puppy dogs ;

torches, walkie-talkies, invisible ink, 20 metres of string with a polystyrene cup on each end, or anything else that can be used for sending secret messages ;

anything that they perceive to be fashionable clothing, like :
white ankle sox, long trousers that don't quite reach down to their ankle sox but still have enough room to include at least six pockets on each leg, frogman flippers, camouflage combat vest with authentic Ben 10 logo, pants without cartoon characters on it (unless it is spoderman) etc. ;

Also : do NOT talk with him about adult subjects like war, sex, divorce and stuff. Be his responsible friend, not the "end" of his childhood. Make him grow in his head with confidence and security.