What the fuck do I give my 12-year-old brother for christmas?

what the fuck do I give my 12-year-old brother for christmas?

a beejay

drugs

why in the FUCK would you ask Sup Forums that question? you dont want to give your 12 yo bro anything Sup Forums suggests:
>case and point

a concussion

A Nintendo Switch

>case and point

3/10, made me respond.

get the kid cowadooty world war 2, the new one

out of ideas

the little shit would probably enjoy it

Flesh light

A chin check every time he gets upset that he got something he didn't want lol

bump

Is this like a drone or something? Google isn’t showing anything

did you get enough oxygen when you were born?

AIDS.

rape

Look I’m sorry I’m not up with the latest trends!

he was spelling BJ (blowjob) phoenetically

This is a terrible gift. No brother should give rape...

I suggest a quality struggle snuggled FOLLOWED by rape.
Make it romantic. It's christmas!

Give him a big ol hickey on his neck
Nothing too crazy, and he’d probably think it tickles

a hand spinner

Your dick.
Delivered to his ass.

potatoes.. lots and lots of potatoes

...

I need confirmation that this is a real product sold to real people.
I need to lose that last bit of faith I have in humanity.
Please, brother. Sauce.

Tumblr is that way >

...

nice dubs
he probably just figured out how to fap
kek
are you allowed within 500 yards of a school?
of course it's not real you fucking twat

Your mom is on my dick

alas bro it´s fake.

Loss of virginity.

The red pill

i dont have a mom

I know, because she is on some anons dick.

Did your dad say he was going to get a pack of smokes?

a nice fuck in his tight cute butt