Hey Sup Forums, remember this post? Well I'm redoing it with some new rules
1: For every 2 wishes you grant, you must make one
2: No "invincible" or "live forever" you already know what will happen.
3: No post changing wishes (Spidey thread wish, etc..)
All good? Alright. Let's get wishin'
Hey Sup Forums, remember this post? Well I'm redoing it with some new rules
go away fag
They do, but you have to go with them
Wish I had a trap gf
granted, but has aids
You will have a trap, but she will look like Rosie O'donald
Granted, but it has a vagina
I wish that my dad came back from the store.
I wish that I didn’t have cancer any more
I wish I had a cum thirsty friend who would like to suck my dick every week
Your dad will come back with a store, but will come asking your mom for a devorce for the girl that helped him at the store
Granted but she will be an old woman with no teeth
You will but your "friend" is actually your dad.
Granted, but you will dad will get it instead
At least I can goodbye
Granted, but its the local chad
I'd fucking take it anyway
I wish that my wish can't get corrupted by other anons
granted, it's corrupted instead by your worst enemy
I wish for a death note and a list of the name of anyone that might corrupt my wish
Granted but it's all anons
Granted, but by making a wish, you are the only one responsible for your wish's corruption, so only your name appears.
Granted, but that death note will have your name on it
I wish I was happy
Granted, but only for a limited amount of time.
Granted but traps are not gay
granted, but reply to this post or your mother wil die in her sleep tonight
granted, you now have ALS
Fuck you
I wish I had the courage to kill myself
I wish I won the lottery
I wish for the Donald to start an all out war with all Nuclear Powers.
you will win the lottery the day before you die
granted, you get the courage and fail, end up in a nursing home alone and brain dead
You do, but you're immortal.
Granted, but you'll kill yourself in an extremely painful way
haha you sick fuck that would suck dick
Granted, but he is drunk and beats you while telling you that you're a worthless piece of shit
Granted, but he loses the election to Bernie after being ultimately successful.
cruel
Granted, but it'll only happen in your dreams
I wish for immortality
I wish I could pass my calc classes without studying.
I wish I was funny and likable.
Granted, but every waking moment is spent getting bum-fucked by an angry walrus
triggerd n00b
granted, you will live on as a brainless zombie until the earth is swallowed by the sun
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
I wish my for infinite non corruptable wishes and that those wishes cannot have a wish granted against them such as "I wish I could corrupt non corruptable wishes" and so on.
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Granted, but you constantly experience excruciating pain for which there is no numbing or getting used to.
but you are, just not to humans
Granted, but youre secretly depressed and unable to properly express your feelings for the fear of being alienated and destroying the funny likeable reputation youve built
Granted, but you'll be paralyzed for eternity
Granted, but you'll be a virgin forever. Oh wait.
Granted, but youre gg allin and you have flowers in ur pubes
You are, but your opium addiction leads to you becoming the laughing stock of the music industry.
Granted, but everyone else has been erased from existance.
Granted, but all those uncorruptable wishes go to someone else.
Granted, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.
I wish I had a qt3.14 gf (that is a cis-female and not a fucking gay trap godammit anons!!!)
Granted, but all you can think about at the time of wishing are big meaty dicks
Granted, she's a bitch tho
Granted, but you fail all your other classes
Granted, but she has a peepee instead of a pee hole
I wish I was a goatkid named asriel
"I wish that I had a billion dollars to give to user." etc.
Granted, but she's only interested in you so that she can kidnap you, cut off your limbs, sew your eyes and mouth shut, and hang you on a meat hook in her basement while allowing you to subsist for 30 years on IV injections.
Granted, but she is a dom in bed with a strap-on/pegging fetish
I wish I can get any girl I want
jesus christ
Granted, but she hates you and immediately leaves you for someone else.
I wish I could swap my gender at will
Granted, but you spend your whole life on a farm before dying and getting served as food.
I wish i could learn anything without practice
Granted, but you realize you were always gay
granted, but you will never have an erection again
You faggots always find a way to make shit gay; it's incredible actually.
Granted, but each time you do, you gain an X chromosome.
Granted, but you can only change between unpassing transgenders.
Granted, but she only likes Tyrones meatpole, and not white dicks
Granted, but they all die 2 seconds after falling for you
Granted, but the more you learn the less you express yourself (like a down, you know)
brain dead is the same as dead
I wish i could date the 10/10 qt
Granted, you don't get a gay trap gf because traps aren't gay, her penis is petite and feminine.
I wish I could fuck a furry
granted but your gf gets it
I said that my wish is uncorruptable so any reply it gets is invalid
Granted, but she won't contact you after the first date
He doesn't have one though
Granted, but they try to cannibalize you afterwards
*gasp* monkey's paw
i wish i had a new computer.
I wish I wouldn't have gotten molested by my cousin when I was six.
Granted, but it has 30 tetrabytes of child porn on it, and the FBI knows you have it.
I wish I had a qt very passable disease free gf.
Granted, but you were molested by your granny instead
Granted. Your date fails miserably and she makes fun of you on Sup Forums.
granted you will have gotten molested by a bid nigger when you were 8
Granted, but you become pedo