Hey Sup Forums, remember this post? Well I'm redoing it with some new rules

Hey Sup Forums, remember this post? Well I'm redoing it with some new rules
1: For every 2 wishes you grant, you must make one
2: No "invincible" or "live forever" you already know what will happen.
3: No post changing wishes (Spidey thread wish, etc..)
All good? Alright. Let's get wishin'

go away fag

They do, but you have to go with them

Wish I had a trap gf

granted, but has aids

You will have a trap, but she will look like Rosie O'donald

Granted, but it has a vagina

I wish that my dad came back from the store.

I wish that I didn’t have cancer any more

I wish I had a cum thirsty friend who would like to suck my dick every week

Your dad will come back with a store, but will come asking your mom for a devorce for the girl that helped him at the store

Granted but she will be an old woman with no teeth

You will but your "friend" is actually your dad.

Granted, but you will dad will get it instead

At least I can goodbye

Granted, but its the local chad

I'd fucking take it anyway

I wish that my wish can't get corrupted by other anons

granted, it's corrupted instead by your worst enemy

I wish for a death note and a list of the name of anyone that might corrupt my wish

Granted but it's all anons

Granted, but by making a wish, you are the only one responsible for your wish's corruption, so only your name appears.

Granted, but that death note will have your name on it

I wish I was happy

Granted, but only for a limited amount of time.

Granted but traps are not gay

granted, but reply to this post or your mother wil die in her sleep tonight

granted, you now have ALS

Fuck you

I wish I had the courage to kill myself

I wish I won the lottery

I wish for the Donald to start an all out war with all Nuclear Powers.

you will win the lottery the day before you die

granted, you get the courage and fail, end up in a nursing home alone and brain dead

You do, but you're immortal.

Granted, but you'll kill yourself in an extremely painful way

haha you sick fuck that would suck dick

Granted, but he is drunk and beats you while telling you that you're a worthless piece of shit

Granted, but he loses the election to Bernie after being ultimately successful.

cruel

Granted, but it'll only happen in your dreams

I wish for immortality

I wish I could pass my calc classes without studying.

I wish I was funny and likable.

Granted, but every waking moment is spent getting bum-fucked by an angry walrus

triggerd n00b

granted, you will live on as a brainless zombie until the earth is swallowed by the sun

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

I wish my for infinite non corruptable wishes and that those wishes cannot have a wish granted against them such as "I wish I could corrupt non corruptable wishes" and so on.
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Granted, but you constantly experience excruciating pain for which there is no numbing or getting used to.

but you are, just not to humans

Granted, but youre secretly depressed and unable to properly express your feelings for the fear of being alienated and destroying the funny likeable reputation youve built

Granted, but you'll be paralyzed for eternity

Granted, but you'll be a virgin forever. Oh wait.

Granted, but youre gg allin and you have flowers in ur pubes

You are, but your opium addiction leads to you becoming the laughing stock of the music industry.

Granted, but everyone else has been erased from existance.

Granted, but all those uncorruptable wishes go to someone else.

Granted, but you were born too late in a world that doesn't care.

I wish I had a qt3.14 gf (that is a cis-female and not a fucking gay trap godammit anons!!!)

Granted, but all you can think about at the time of wishing are big meaty dicks

Granted, she's a bitch tho

Granted, but you fail all your other classes

Granted, but she has a peepee instead of a pee hole

I wish I was a goatkid named asriel

"I wish that I had a billion dollars to give to user." etc.

Granted, but she's only interested in you so that she can kidnap you, cut off your limbs, sew your eyes and mouth shut, and hang you on a meat hook in her basement while allowing you to subsist for 30 years on IV injections.

Granted, but she is a dom in bed with a strap-on/pegging fetish

I wish I can get any girl I want

jesus christ

Granted, but she hates you and immediately leaves you for someone else.

I wish I could swap my gender at will

Granted, but you spend your whole life on a farm before dying and getting served as food.

I wish i could learn anything without practice

Granted, but you realize you were always gay

granted, but you will never have an erection again

You faggots always find a way to make shit gay; it's incredible actually.

Granted, but each time you do, you gain an X chromosome.

Granted, but you can only change between unpassing transgenders.

Granted, but she only likes Tyrones meatpole, and not white dicks

Granted, but they all die 2 seconds after falling for you

Granted, but the more you learn the less you express yourself (like a down, you know)

brain dead is the same as dead

I wish i could date the 10/10 qt

Granted, you don't get a gay trap gf because traps aren't gay, her penis is petite and feminine.

I wish I could fuck a furry

granted but your gf gets it

I said that my wish is uncorruptable so any reply it gets is invalid

Granted, but she won't contact you after the first date

He doesn't have one though

Granted, but they try to cannibalize you afterwards

*gasp* monkey's paw

i wish i had a new computer.

I wish I wouldn't have gotten molested by my cousin when I was six.

Granted, but it has 30 tetrabytes of child porn on it, and the FBI knows you have it.

I wish I had a qt very passable disease free gf.

Granted, but you were molested by your granny instead

Granted. Your date fails miserably and she makes fun of you on Sup Forums.

granted you will have gotten molested by a bid nigger when you were 8

Granted, but you become pedo