Would you suck my freshly shaved dick? Dick rate thread

Would you suck my freshly shaved dick? Dick rate thread

Holy shit, monster/10. R8

kik OP?

yes i would please post more

Show me yours

mine is too small. please keep posting more, id love to choke on it

Yes, tbhon. Pls gib dicc

Yes, yes I would, would swallow the load too. ;)

I wanna show you my little tarp butt OP post your kik x_x

That thing is hot af, of course. Also 9.5/10 tbh.

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At first glance I'd say yes, but then I realized you're not cut. Have to give you a big ol' no great size though, lucky you

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9/10
I'd wrap my lips around that beautiful fucker.

>tfw chemo is a bannable offense
>tfw you cannot change anything
>tfw cockrate and trap threads are here to stay

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Thanks, I pride myself in my huge balls. My dick is pretty big to

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Fuck to te yes, my dude

can you even pull back your skin past your head?

shit looks like its suctioned on there like a leech

Give me an honest opinion.

Would gag on that cock

oh god no why

Nice veins, great foreskin. Really like the colour of your head. Looks like there's some precum too. Clean. 7/10.

Length looks pretty good. Really like your head. Balls look nice, and I love your bush. Piercing is also pretty nice tbh. 8.5/10.

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I had conflicting thoughts, not sure what i wanted in my mouth first, settled for wanting to drain your balls down my throat.

dammit
i was excited because you were being like really accurate with details but your ratings are exaggerated ):

am I the only one on Sup Forums who isn't just thirsty and gives like, objective ratings?!

how about this one

super hot cock but rings always look bad IMO.

I'm not trying to sound thirsty or exaggerated tho. I give ratings that I genuinely believe are accurate and reasonable. Oh well.

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rate?

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Like, let's look at #1 for example
He can't be more than 3 or 4 inches at most. Pretty much regardless of how pretty it is at this point he's below an average of 5.

And #2 while he has ok length its kinda thin, you can't give a kinda thin cock an 8+. That's reserved for like top tier stuff...

What would you fags do to get a lick?

It's egotistical as fuck, but I like to call him monster.

9/10 hole

OP here with Gf

if you believe anyone who tells you your cock is beautiful, you haven't shown your dick to enough honest people.

holy shit anything

Any guy have like 4 or 5 dick pics of the same dude? I gotta trick bitches on Kik that it's my dick

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decent enough, I just can't get excited about uncut dicks
a bit thin
reasonable size, love the piercing and that you kept the bush
nice shiny head
not bad
great size, nice big head, would suck
average but attractive enough to suck
I find the head texture kinda gross
beautiful, would suck all day

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I gave them those scores for reasons beyond their length and girth, but I guess I can see where you're coming from. Especially with the first dick. He's nice, but he does kinda fall flat when it comes to the measurements. How would you rate them?

any southeast michigan?

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rate me

Would you lick up all my precum?

Hmm ok, I'd say #1 is 4/10 or 5/10 because despite its size its really clean and like you said the coloring is realllly nice

#2 I'd give a solid 7. It has enough length and girth to put it above a 6 (i'd accept either length or girth above average to rate a 6, but this guy has a little of both)

How long can you stay hard after you stop touching yourself, i.e. you are going to masturbate/have sex. and suddenly stop touching yourself or whatever, how long can you last with a boner without touching your dick or doing anything?

I'am

How about suck on my semi?

fucking faggots

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I wish you were pulling my little butt up and down your cock instead of that):

Hmm, alright. Maybe I need to start shifting the weight of the final rating towards the length and girth, and not so much the aesthetics and overall appearance. I'll give things a try again. Thanks for the feedback user. :)

I'd throat gag and swallow your cum daddy~

dear lord, yes, and moar!

R8 plz.

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id love to suck that cum up no homo haha

Yeah exactly you got the idea!!

Yay another objective rater on Sup Forums haha

here's mine

Botched circumcision? I'm unsure, not my penis.

>literally 1 inch erect

Nice cutfag coping

19,5cm bpel
15,7-16cm eg
rate? :^)

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Unfortunate skin bridge. Still pretty nice though

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Aesthetics come into play more in the lowering of scores than raising them, most cocks are super average

But like this this is an aesthetic dick I'd add points to because its so fucking pretty.

it's a non-retractable foreskin. a tiny portion of the head is being extruded through the tight opening.

I'll give you some crayola and elmers

Feast your eyes

my ass wants to feast on it

can't rate a thumbnail
attractive
would suck hard on that
good shape, looks nice and thick

Nice lamp

on your dick zits and shitty circumcision?

>feast your eyes
no. not deserving of this kinda introduction.

Me now

Your dick looks like the franken penis ftm trannies get

Maybe you’ve seen enough...

Yeah, I have. Bye

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oh you tease

Judge me. I can take it.

Maybe a little...

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I love the angle this is taken from, because it's like being on my knees looking up, getting ready to suck on it.

lick it balls to tip?

My limp wang

Like I would even let you..

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like you'd turn down head from an expert

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Mmmm.... nice.

definitely lickable
would push that skin back with my lips