I've recently disowned my family. I've cut all contact with them, and I've moved a few states away from them. The last connection I have to those fuckers is the shitty name which they gave me.
I'm legally changing both my first name and last name.
Since you guys are more of a family to me than they ever were, I want you all to decide my new name for me.
Dubs decides first name. Trips decides last name.
Rules for the names: >You can't change your name with the intention to mislead. This usually involves taking the name of a famous person. >You can't choose a confusing name that includes numerals or punctuation. However, some courts have permitted people to spell out the numbers, for example "Seven" instead of "7." >You can't choose a name that would intimidate, offend, or be considered obscene. >You can't choose a racial slur.
Ryder Thompson
willy wean
Christopher Richardson
Nigger n. Nigger
Ayden Cruz
teeby tinko
Ayden Jenkins
BlackHenry Masterson
Michael Sanders
Archer Bond
David Gomez
Max Power
Luke Mitchell
John Doe
Sebastian Wilson
Bump
Nathaniel Murphy
vincent
Isaac Wood
>Vincent Nice, that's actually a pretty good name.
Michael Richardson
...
Jackson Jones
Kant McDichenson
Jackson Allen
Dick Richard
Jackson Edwards
how about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Lincoln King
You want a name? I'll give you A FUCKIN NAME
We got Dunkin D(og) Donuts Donny D(ick) Ram A'alket (Nickname "Al") S(al) Sa Reese C(up) Pisces
Charles Cooper
Your last name is whatever your occupation is. If you have a weird occupation, let's figure out a derivative of it that can be your name
Luke Jones
i second that user
Nicholas Ward
I'll relroll once but I got shit to do
Aaron Clark
I third this notion. What's the occupation?
Dylan Peterson
Joestar
John Campbell
Viktor Z. Silvus
Jax D. Aurum
Urio J. Lucius
I can do this all day.
Dylan Cruz
Software engineer.
Angel Fisher
hugh mongus
Samuel Ross
Valentine
Joseph Torres
Jefferey dhomer
Jason Adams
>Chad Thundercock
Alexander Mitchell
Howbout Middle name for dubs OP?
If so, "the"
Luke Barnes
Travastor
Colton Bailey
Turing?
Lincoln Lewis
Coder
Kevin Gonzalez
VincentVincent
Colton Moore
Cody is better
Leo Sanchez
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Christian Rodriguez
Soft
Kevin Brooks
Robert Dickerson
Evan Miller
If you dont go with one of these or something similar, I will be very dissapointed.
Please dont pick some lame normie shit.
Ian Butler
Hugh mungus
Joshua Martin
Vincent Cody? It might take a while to get used to two first names but it could work out.
Luke Watson
Tuples How much do you make btw? I'm starting a SE job soon
Noah Watson
I hope you realise his new first name is just fucking Robert thanks to you
Nathaniel Ramirez
Vincent Zipants
Lucas Hernandez
And that's a bad thing?
Austin Carter
$80k right now.
Jayden Lopez
That sounds alright
Nolan Gomez
Yes
Dominic Clark
Can this be overwritten?
Adrian Garcia
Sprite
Isaiah Williams
VINCENT IT IS THEN
Julian Adams
Walter White
Carson Long
Vincent already won.
Levi Morgan
David D Davidson
Nolan Jenkins
No, first dubs decides it. Same for you
Henry Martin
Nice, how long have you been working?
Juan Wood
Vincent Trips
Aiden Martinez
Forchanic
Dylan Perez
Van Gogh
Colton Morgan
Quads
Ryder Wilson
reroll
Jayden Gomez
Squilliam Fancyson
Robert Campbell
2 years.
Benjamin Sanders
roll
Jeremiah Cook
Cody?
Carson Butler
kachiga kachiga kachiga
Jayden Roberts
Timmy Nguyen
Mason Mitchell
Blitz
Jose Fisher
Thomas Thadius Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen
reroll
Sebastian Martinez
Meatloaf
Ryan Sanders
My last name suggestion would have to be Vaughn
Adam Jones
Bartholomew Beethoven Jr
John Hall
reroll
Chase Cruz
roll2
Jonathan Morris
Pumper
Wyatt Wright
no, Beetolomew Bartoven Jr
Zachary Barnes
OP You're going to have a terrible last name. Just wait.
