>No one is particularly alpha. >Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps. >All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Draymond who's a loudmouth donkey >Most entitled team in NBA history >The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career >His "splash" brother is another rich kid of a millionaire basketball player who tries too hard to act like a spacey pothead, but really is covering up the fact he has absolutely no fucking personality besides being a fucking spacey pothead >Their """""defensive""""" anchor is a loud-mouth nigger piece of shit who talks a lot of shit but rarely backs it up and the only reason why anyone pays attention to him is because his teammates bail him out since he has no offensive give. >Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor >Their coach is a loudmouth SJW who can't keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to things that don't involve basketball. Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.
Not to mention this might be the most millennial team of all fucking time, and everyone fucking hates millennials
I like this forced meme with the millennials and all but this is now [s4s] material.
Camden James
This is not funny anymore
Luke Wood
t. butthurt millennials
Levi Allen
If the fanbase being "millennials" is the only insult then surely they're doing something right.
Jeremiah Butler
Yeah tell that to the fan that Steph Curry threw his mouthpiece at.
The Warriors have utter contempt for the fans. That's why KD had no problem breaking the hearts of millions in middle America.
Blake Reed
nice projection
so you are: millenial, beta, soft-spoken and autistic
Evan Sanchez
>Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists
Justin Sanders
Kerr went all SJW preaching kumbaya about refugees. How would he feel if he had a family member killed by terrorists? I bet he'd be singing a different tune.
Brody Allen
It's Oklahoma man relax
Matthew Bell
Kerr's father got killed by Islamic Jihad in Lebanon, you stupid fuck.
Cooper Gonzalez
Guess what OP, you're a millennial too!
Bentley Anderson
Because they rely on team work and skill instead of size and athleticism.
More people can relate to the light skinned scrawny Curry than some 6'9 giga nigga.
Nathaniel Turner
Literally this.
Parker King
I can't relate to being a beta begging KD joining my team
Can't at all.
Maybe that's how millennials are but I have a gigantic ego that needs to be satiated all the time
Either you're with me making me look good or you're a piece of shit. Curry is no leader at all
Asher Flores
>Maybe that's how millennials are but I have a gigantic ego that needs to be satiated all the time
With BBC's?
Luis Smith
Underage, off-board, Cavshitters need to kill themselves for this forced meme.
Tell me that KD isn't the most awkward millennial of them all
William White
Not for a few more years.
Joseph Ortiz
LOL KD is an autist
Anthony Thomas
keep your retarded shit on Sup Forums
Adam Nguyen
Even more so this.
Adam Jones
>This whiny-ass copypasta
"A BLOO BLOO BLOO, THE TEAM INTHE FINALS ISN'T THE TEAM THAT'S BEEN IN THE FINALS SINCE 1999."
OP sir, you are Beta As Fuck
Landon Reyes
I love in southern California and have been a Lakers fan my entire life. I also have to say I'm a golden State fan because they've been entertaining and competitive while the Lakers have been shit. They're like my adopted team.
David Ward
>WAAAH WHY DO THEY SHOOT THREES WAAAAH
John Lewis
Lebron is the ultimate millennial hero
-cries when things don't go his way -collapses in a heap and refuses to play if the air conditioner is broken -has to get princess-carried to the locker room when he pulls a calf muscle -is a well known bandwagoner -even changes the team he plays for at the drop of a hat because being the #3 star on a team is easier than being the #1 star
Julian Mitchell
Well then Trump is the ultimate millennial President, thank you please drive through.
Julian Watson
Stupid fucking Millennials, I’m from Generation Z (born 1999) and I’d just like to say we’re better than you. We’re a little more right wing, which means most of us are aware that niggers are inferior and shouldn’t be bred with and here you millennials are watching niggers on TV like a bunch of cucks? No wonder your generation failed so miserably, you’re all a bunch of lazy entitled losers whose only plan in college was to finish. Well you know what, I’m not a dumb spic or nigger fucker like you, I have a plan for college, I’ve got the right major picked out, you know what, I planned on dropping out and starting a startup, hiring a bunch of Pajeets and Gooks to do the work for me. Generation Z is uncucked and nationalist, we support Donald Trump, Marine Le Pen and Nigel Farage against the globalists and Jews. You guys can stay cucked because I’m gonna be blazing past you financially while you’re all too busy blazing on weed like degenerates. We were raised on the internet and we’re not gonna be cucked to anyone, unlike you shitty millennials. You are all entitled race mixers who watch cuck porn and dream of a united, globalist world run by niggers and jews. It’s really sad to see the fact that so many of you were decedents of white people and you choose to sell out that heritage. Your generation is utter garbage and I can’t wait until you all march into Russia and get cucked by Putin.
James Long
Imagine being a cuck.
Michael Gomez
>born 1999
You're a millennial, you stupid fuck.
Jacob Hall
First day in from reddit pal?
Chase Mitchell
Don't think so senpai
Robert Allen
Greatest Generation: remembers WW2 Boomer: remembers Moon Landing Gen X: remembers Soviet Union fall Gen Y/Millenial: remembers 9/11 Gen Z: does not remember 9/11
Elijah Long
Gen Z is after the Millennial?
What the fuck are you even blathering on about, you retarded lazy fuck, or that also a characteristic of millennials.
Cameron Torres
>Z is after Y????????????
Juan Davis
t. Larry
Daniel Roberts
It's like you don't get it's a well crafted incessantly spammed shitpost
Kayden Hernandez
I know a lot of Laker fans that have adopted the Warriors as a second team. I think it's a California Love/Little Brother deal because the Lakers have basically cleaned the Warriors up for years in divisional matchups.
Juan Parker
Op sounds exactly like my Cavs fan friend. Isaac go to bed.
Josiah Baker
Naive underager
Jaxson Brown
No, I said "Z is after Millennial?!" because Z = Millennial, except for you stupid fucking assholes who can't read or pick any candidate who doesn't rub his dick on the podium and shout racist fuckery.
Crawl back up your mom's womb, you're wasting our time.
Cooper Baker
Your logic give me a headache
Brayden Perez
you know Sup Forums is satire right? its cringe when you spout this retarded shit in public
Chase Sanders
> >I'm just wondering....how did this meme even start?
It started from a Colin Cowherd segment that the OP just blindly parroting, which makes this forced meme all that more pathetic, since it's literally a retard advertising for a talking head of the media without forming a legitimate opinion of their own.
Because curry is the greatest player of all time. Curry makes people weak at the knees. Dont believe me? Just ask kevin durant how his mcl is doing.
Aaron Rodriguez
Is this an pasta from chokelahoma?
Connor Hill
Is Cowherd really serious this segment?
Daniel Martin
post yfw you found out worriers are millennials spammer is a 17 year old nigger
Dylan Stewart
Nah it's literally one retarded underageb& who posts this everyday.
Carter Cook
The biggest shame is they already have one title* already
Jeremiah Gray
>Being THIS stupid.
Jacob Wood
Sorry, meant for
Nathaniel Bailey
This isn't a soap opera you faggot, its sport. Who cares whether a guy is alpha or where they came from? Just watch the games you loser
Kevin Jackson
>Curry is shit because he acts too white >Draymond and Iguadola are shit because they're niggers
OP?
Gabriel Williams
oh hi lebron!
Logan Rodriguez
Google says this isn't copypasta but it must be, jesus
Anthony Morgan
why does Sup Forums like the warriors all of a sudden? lmfao
Jonathan Howard
>He's never eaten fresh pasta
Julian Flores
>why does Sup Forums like the warriors all of a sudden? lmfao
More like Sup Forums just remembered how much they hate Lelbron. His shitposting fanfags are the sole reason with their obsession over Golden State.
Ayden Butler
FOR FUCKS SAKE, ITS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY, of course it is gonna be the symbol of entitled degeneracy.
Landon Green
No one liked this team prior to a few years ago.
Christopher Cooper
Cuck pls go. No one is stopping GSW. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Christopher Hill
Actually, no one knew they existed.
Perhaps the same could be said of most NBA teams.
Aaron Johnson
Take your old ass of Sup Forums and your mom's basement lol
Parker Cox
This exact same bullshit is said about every single team that has ever been good at any point.
Grow the fuck up and learn how retarded the "logic" of sports fandom is you dense nigger.
Jason Peterson
Z isn't Millennial, you dumb cunt, it's post-Millennial. Read a fucking book.
Parker Thomas
Eh, I just shit it onto Sup Forums and the thread exploded. So it's Pasta now
Ryan Mitchell
They win.
And they win in a way that's fun to watch.
Go watch the Warriors for a couple weeks and you'll be ruined for watching other teams. They're just not as fun.
Mason Myers
Because it's fun to laugh at this shitskin autist who keeps making this shitty thread
Jose Foster
or is he merely playing his part in the increasingly complex ruse
Jayden Johnson
Millennial
Colton Myers
Cowherd keeps saying millennial like it's a bad thing
The fuck?
Jaxson Martin
Used to be. Then the impressionable youth came along and mistook it as wise "red-pilled" anons. The anonymity allows this to happen. There is no way to tell if people are serious. I used to use this site underage, it's pretty dangerous.