/brit/ - The God Wills It Edition

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Anime

how about you foy

>walk into tesco for some fags
>see this

what do?

I tried to sleep alone, but I couldn't do it
You could be sitting next to me, I wouldn't know it

act like a nigger

I bet /brit/ is the first place MI5 come to when a terrorist attack occurs

>Oh fuck another terrorist attack, let's check to see if it's pakipoo

is this quintessential british cuisine?

i bet it isnt

what should i have for tea?

>not bad looking or super autistic
>good job, social life etc
>know I could get a GF if i tried
>scared of getting performance anxiety when the time comes

how do I get over this lads? I just KNOW that I'm not gonna be able to get it up

anime

hate muzzies. send the tanks in

'za

pepperoni pineapple

yes

she's too dumb to make a bomb and too antisocial to acquire one

sowhr

It'll be Ummah.com

made a post insinuating pakipoo was the manchester bomber a few threads ago and only one lad Bradley posted in response

Ballbag is currently hotter than the surface of the sun

>she

YAAAAS

**flops willy on table**

this

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go to the doctor and get pills, either calming ones or erection ones

How easy is it to fake autism in order to get neetbucks?

can I interest you in a water filter

CHOKING

Dying for a cold drink. Been out in this heat, in a jacket, for 3 hours walking and of course forgot to bring more.

DYING

wew
would give this a go if I knew there was someone standing by with a tranq gun

need to be sacrificed to the bearcube

bet rorkes would love immigration if it was Coptic Christians

didsbury mosque

Take phenibut prior to the occasion

me in the cage

tranq guns take a while to work on something that size

Why havent you took the jacket off?

me in the box

hmmm good shout tbf
*chops willy up and puts it on 'za*
heh... thanks for the pepperoni... ..

mental how many people in first world countries think suicide is illegal

"naan bread" = bread bread
"chai tea" = tea tea
"chutney sauce" = sauce sauce
"sharia law" = law law

People just don't want Muslims/Pakis/Africans

>mfw couldn't get it up on my 18th bday with my gf at the time because I was too nervous and drunk
>had another chance but was too scared the same thing would happen again
>now 24 year old virgin and worried my willy won't work when the time comes

All I can say is try to relax and don't drink beforehand, also don't want for a few days before.

a bloody big one then

the fuck are you doing wearing a jacket today lad? it's shorts and t-shirt weather.

>the bear will never break the glass
>he will never serve malthusian justice to these runts

I'm a really big fan of the Chinese idea that the soul is something that needs to be cultivated rather than something innate to everyone.
the seed may be innate, but often the seed is never allowed to grow and bloom.

the folk religion here is very interesting and you can definitely see the parallels with European pagan ideas. I know in the Icelandic Edda they echo a similar idea that the soul needs to be grown and strengthened rather than something given by God for nothing.

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how dare you

sahara desert = desert desert
gili island = island island

The zip is stuck and I can't take it off

assume it's part of some deano's shit youtube prank

if he was using fit in the health way then he was right

don't care about foreign languages

english is literally the one world language at this point

if you don't speak it you're guaranteed to be wither poor or retarded or both

mount fuji = mount mountain

would sacrifice every leaf to the bearcube hehe

Me trying to get the girl in the cube

5 o'clock needs to get a chicken on

LOL

And gypsies

..doing a poo.. haha doing a wank lads.. hahaha doing a post

..haha me on the left lads, haha me on the right... ahaahaha me in the radical centre

ey la FOY, la FONT, ahahahaha.. ey la 'sheed, 'orke la

HOWLING ahahaha

could heem anyone in this thread la ahahah


brit in one post

niggity nogs are quite ugly tbf

Business idea: Assyrian christians

if i wanted this much heat i'd have stayed in bangladesh

nonce

>don't care about foreign languages
>english is literally the one world language at this point
>if you don't speak it you're guaranteed to be wither poor or retarded or both

Autistic about my arms

thanks for helping that catch on

Torpenhow Hill = hill hill hill hill

Whats stoppping you from taking it off overhead like a jumper? Stupidity?

great post desu

at least gak doesn't ruin my bowels

anime nonce = paedophile paedophile

Bryn = hill (in welsh)

>tfw can't wear short-sleeved shirts out because my arms are STILL covered in embarrassing gimpy scars from years ago
fucks sake

I've been saved lads. Some absolute HEROES are giving out free tins of coke in the city centre.

Live to post another day. Thanks be to God.

How do I achieve a shag of a slag?

need a (white)german-speaking gf

>he thinks christianity will save EVROPA
stop

it's zipped to the collar
i tried doing it but i ended stuck and looking like nun

PLUS
NO
BODY
I
KNOW
GOT
KILLED
IN
SOUTH
CENTRAL
LA

Sorry Nazis, race doesn't even exist

youtube.com/watch?v=VnfKgffCZ7U

Here, this is what you wanted right?

haha, you have something in common with pakipoo

bio oil la
but seriously i doubt anyone would notice/care. My mate had some pretty big scars around his forearm and i genuinely didnt notice till he pointed them out

*winks at you*

dont even need to watch to know its wrong

>..doing a poo.. haha doing a wank lads.. hahaha doing a post

>..haha me on the left lads, haha me on the right... ahaahaha me in the radical centre

>ey la FOY, la FONT, ahahahaha.. ey la 'sheed, 'orke la

>HOWLING ahahaha

>could heem anyone in this thread la ahahah

>brit in one post

that gut is seriously weird compared to the rest of him

Bit warm x

back from my walk was about 2 and a half hours

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tim's body reminds me of my own

haha

Ah yes, the radical centre

Feel fucking awful but don't know why

idk if paganism can be successfully rehabilitated
and just directly importing eastern ideas without context is no good either

like it or not, Christianity is like the old man working in the civil service who refuses to die and therefore allow someone else to move up

*does a funky jig*

>don't want for a few days before.

Not a fan of this gimmick where some lad pretends to be me and acts like I'm too stupid to take off a jacket instead of being too autistic and body conscious to take it off

delete this
they're pretty noticeable
think it's just the paranoia that somebody I know will ask how I got them and I won't have an answer