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NEVER drinking again buds...
going to need to run, or work or something today
>NEVER drinking again buds...
You said that last time
Based Trump
maybe he'll prescribe you some sleeping pills
drink lots of water. you'll feel better by tonight to drink some more
>girl I grew up with was a family friend
>her mom married into the family
>she always had a crush on me growing up
>now we're grown up
>she has big boobers while still being thin (rarity around these parts)
>runs a massage place
Should I go get a massage or would that be awkward considering she's kind of part of the family even if it's not blood.
its not a fucking blow job joint bud, you are doing her a favor giving her business
I fully expect to get my penis massaged if I'm going to a massage place.
Isn't that just Asian ''massage parlors'', or white places do happy endings too?
I don't know I've never been to one. But I'm pretty sure this girl is into me and she would be rubbing my body so my expectations are pretty high
mcdonald's incoming now
I remember when I was kid in boyscouts one of the dads used to tell stories about how he would get happy endings from Asian massage places
you gotta do it then tell how it went
Should I go to the gym and have a big work out before I go?
yep. one of my freinds from other board told me a story
they have mcdicks delivery where you live?
The special in Taiwan right now is some pineapple on either shrimp or chicken paddy. I was gonna get one earlier actually but the line was pretty deep.
Miss shamrock shakes and rib witch,
yeah get that T flowing
Never been but there was one in my old town
Paying 20$ for a hand job is stupid though, nothing to be proud of
>tfw you haven't smoked weed in months and you get a strong wiff of weed out of nowhere
not a fan of temptation
>being a druggie
I haven't smoked weed in over 6 months and I haven't drank alcohol in over 3 months.
why would you tell kids that? sounds like a latent pedophile
i'm such a pussy
i like pussys
>drove to campus
>got out of the car
>look at my shirt
>it didn't look even clean even though I just pulled it out of the dryer
>decided to just go home instead of walking around in a dirty shirt
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will wiping my cum on my face attract women?
if it gives you good skin perhaps
powerade bottles are now vastly superior to gatorade
i will NEVER buy gatorade again
you lost fuckos
Been at work for less than an hour and I want to leave already but it'd feel weird leaving early today considering I called in sick yesterday. Sad!
Just be good with her man. She might legitimately like you. As in beyond the lust.
I will marry and I will put the ring on her toe.
touched part of my face with green chilli hands
ate too much mcdonald's
yeah women love cum smell
I will take that toe ring right off, with my teeth
not a big fan of pepe drinking stuff pic
tbqh lads
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i thought german indian and taiwain were all same foot fetish guy
I'm autistic though so probably not
buds i need the succ
Augst 31st I'll be back.
the new taiwan is the foot fetishist's gf
Wish I had a girl who was in to me beyond lust
>a girl is reading my posts
slutty nurse waifu is the best waifu
we are not the same person you knob
Nurses always get fat and bitchy, I'll pass
Gonna get my dick sucked
fuck dude wish that was my mouth
slutty nurse =/= not a real nurse
stupid thirdworlder
>people pay $35k for a year of tuition at a 3rd rate liberal arts school in the middle of nowhere
Why would anyone from out of state come here? That doesn't even include $1500/mo in rent at an inflated student apartment or any other services at all.
daddy's money and some icon telling them it's the school for them
I wouldn't mind going out of state to be away from my family, but seriously that's a retarded investment. I'd rather pay 20k to live in norway and go to school for """free"""
i hustle everyday for my girl
dude
weed
lmao
So this is the Taiwanese girl posting right now?
it's my GF you mong
The "Taiwanese" poster is the Kraut samefagging with a VPN
no it's the one that has worms or something up her butt
In the North east US, there are a lot of schools which meet your criteria that are struggling to maintain enrollment
Several schools have closed in the past decade
The situation is similar in Taiwan, though for slightly different reasons.
But you are right, there are a lot of retarded expensive private schools which draw students for seemingly no reason at all. Anyone with a brain would just go to a state school and save some debt.
who this fine female
It's the same with psu
people from all around the country go there, but there's nothing special about it
mind boggling
Because it's a west coast state. People flock to west coast universities all the time just to be on the west coast.
im not on a vpn
didnt know I told you guys about my scratchy ass hole
Also the amount of girls from out of state on Tinder who are in universities in my area is pretty mind boggling
Gonna head to Keelung Nightmarket on my first night, never been there. Does it hold up to the hype?
spyro has a good soundtrack. the sequel too
Listen to Ecco instead.
every other girl on tinder here has [out of state] -> UO in their tinder bio
They could just stay in-state and spend 1/8th the money. Undergrads are basically the same everywhere unless you're at a really nice school.
startin to feel less shitty now lads
also congrats on having a gf
I have only walked through it during the day. It's okay but to me a night market is a night market. I actually prefer the one by my house (樂華) because it's never too crowded. I like a small crowd but I have been in Shilin a few times when it took 10 minutes to walk 1000 feet and I just felt bored. There are always some pretty prime bitches on the streets of le hua too so you can eat your do hua and check out the toe parade.
people that travel for uni typically arent paying out of pocket in my experience
ok right after I finish ripto's rage
thanks bud
heh yeah i guess so
shilin succ a dicc desu
fengjia in taichung was some overrated shit as well
At least in New England, the states are too small, and there doesn't seem to be much of a choice other than to go to a different state (for me anyways, and for what I orginally wanted to get for a degree). They might offer discounts for living in a neighboring state, but it would still cost more having to live out of state (compared to staying with parents).
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NEED a shamisen right now 2bh
Out of state girls seem to be easier than in state girls in my experience
have this one fat chick on my IG (friend of a friend) and she posts pictures of her meals every day and she eats for five fucking people then every odd week she's gonna drop one pictures of her feet in sneakers with like "2km" over it and #workout #healthy #running as the hashtags lmao fat people need to be genocided
you'll like this MV youtube.com
can't tell me the guy behind the cam wasn't rocking a solid one all day
k-shitters need to be purged from /cum/
shall be going to the store to try and avoid people while buying alcohcohl
shall not be drinking anymore after this! lmao implying
that's the shit i wanna see in music videos my buds
Well sure they're probably taking out loans. But that's easily 100k+ in loans before any scholarships or help from parents. I don't get why you would do that. I've heard that it's still somehow cheaper for Californians than going to Californian schools, but I have a hard time believing that.
Bachelors really aren't that special, it seems likely that they're falling for good marketing.
I've had more luck getting along with in-state girls, but meet more out-of-state
what are they trying to say with this imagery
*posts a japanese girl instead of a korean*
will taiwan or germany ever be able to respond to each other in under the post limit?
no one knows!
guess not
is an indy user on?
The highest punishment in the US is getting a 140 character letter explaining how much of a loser you are. This punishment is feared bigly!!
I know y'all would succ deez
sista can put em pon me
so what do i have for dinner ffs
reminder that it is your moral duty to report all german and taiwanese posts
niBBa u ain't gon do shit
buttermilk biscuits and chicken
Did the canadian who was in the hospital finally die yet?
What should I get for lunch, buds? Didn't eat breakfast.
Jamaican Jerk Chicken