/brit/ - The Toyota Celica 1600GT Edition

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First

Would rather die than relocate to Liverpool.

Gone pink lads
Sunburn

anime

'Ate pakis
'Ate foreigners
'Ate leftists
Love pints
Love ingerland

>slam the door
>brake my nose
>shatter my bollcoks

bit greasy, should take a shower, nah?

going sleepy again salut

which one of you was this?

talked to a girl outside lads
a girl i dont know

Muhammad was a cocksucker.

Good. Its a Gaelic city, dont need more a*glo rats

*sniffs vigorously*
FUCK OFF PHONEPOSTER

literally lmfaorofling out loud at right now my lad

*slaps your gf arse*

opening my eyes wide and SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE until you (the royal you) pay attention to me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/wavertreemassiv/

>hrm, excellent service record Commander
>however because of the dominion war we are a bit short on starships
>nothing to worry about though, we have something perfect for a distinguished war hero like you
>welcome aboard, Captain.

Mentioned

>the first reply
honestly does my head in when foreigners force their ugly heads into debates about immigration and multiculturalism as if they're from here

theory: both rorkes and rasheeds are so upset because they are sexually starved

nice reddit image

LIVERPOOL MENTIONED

Cute

Listening to 6Music, eating anchovies and drinking Earl Grey tea whilst browsing /brit/ in the sun. Ahhh, can life get any better?

Wew

Gimme

business idea: force 'orkes and 'sheeds to shag one another

oi
yew
yeh yew
giz a (yew) yeh?
theres a good racist
giz a (yew) and ill gi yas a pint

koran idea: let 'sheeds wank to release some of the pent up sexual energy

Would you fight in a race war for her?

Nice day out. Think I'll shitpost and play video games instead.

bum?

'ddit bio

"her"

The wavertree pedo in?

>tfw america took away the ozone layer over australia and new zealand
>tfw afraid to go outside
i should move to somewhere with no uv, but no grey skies
is such a place possible??

>says the irishman in /brit/

STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE ANGLO RACE

GIVE US PEACE

rorkes have been talking about a race war for years
just do it

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wont be disrespected like this reeeeeee i exist i exist i am here

Quite like new build estates

'nce

there was an old bag in the waiting room yesterday and my dad and i started talking about how great trump is and how terrible hillary would have been

should have seen the look on her face lads hahaha

kiwi? more like poowee

>friendlyatheist.com

*destroys you from the inside*

I thought the ozone layer was thicker around the equator
can't you just wear one of those hats with the flap?

Better not get (You)d

post scenic-route.jpg

post yer arse already

italy, spain, france, switzerland, probably more?

i just realised

but blumpf is embarrassing
at least hitler was successful in the pre war years

Don't expect a (You) from me then.

*realized

Gotcha.

The Eternal Paddy much be destroyed
Don't know what that is
... that Inidan belong in /desi/ not /brit/ FOY

cannibal

he's only embarrassing if you listen to fake news

was waiting in the hospital and some runt, at random, started talking about drump (i think at least, he was stuttering and spitting a lot)

mmm yes (hans moleman voice) now youve done it

yer arse already HAHA youve just been shot you friendly litle atheist

pising of thanks

*FOY

Heh... Here's the thing suckers, I actually DID want to get (You)d

And now I've had my fix, who knows what antics I'll get up to!

>he's only embarrassing if you listen to fake news

dodie

rorkes should take up arms and kill the next rasheed they see instead of complaining on the internet

>yer arse already
NO!
I DIDNT ANTICIPATE THIS

alri deano

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Running out of alcohol lads. -_-

Not sure what you're on about, you'll never get a (You)

LOVE limmy's show
LOVE the fact that yanks can't understand what he's saying
thanks scotland!!

Q: what do you call a cannibal eating cannibal?

who dis?

love are liz

What did they talk about?

running out of potatoes ha ha

holy shit she got to meet the queen

totally worth getting your legs blown off

can't believe the previous thread went to nearly 5 thousand posts before janny finally permitted a new

my dads cat is called tegan

haha

delet

Boxers are literally drenched with sweat

He's a Scottish nationalist and went of a crying spree on twitter when they voted to stay lol

rorkes describe themselves as real men and above all the shit you can see today yet are too scared to take up arms and clean up the west by themselves

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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unironically think hong kong should be independent desu

The Queen said she thought Ariana Grande was a very good singer

craving some doner meat in my mouth right now

i have hiv

How do you act when the queen is around?

you gotta bow and shit.
Is it alright to just call her Elizabeth?

>Limmy @DaftLimmy 1h
>Ah, so THAT'S why Morrissey was always lonely and nobody loved him. Cos he's a right wing cunt.

french one man anti rorke brigade

try and stay positive lad

Fucking hell, even the walk from the station to home was a scorcher

Scotfag here, he is a cunt. Not funny in the slightest and an SNP faggot

No, you have to say "your majesty"

That Corbyn guy seems to be telling some truths.

Really like him.

>Morrissey
>right wing

you
what
friendo