can't stump the trump edition
/147/ World Snooker Championship 2017
First for Mark O'Fu
SHIT BRECEL'S AHEAD!!
DOUBLE KISS
Lads i need your help.
I cant get this gif to flush down the toilet.
It just clogs the toilet and it fills up the bowl and stays that way till i plunge it. Should i try caustic soda? Or let dyno-rod deal with it?
Need help from gif fags and also plumbingfags whatever i guess.
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HOLY SHIT HE JUST EQUALIZED!!!!
>tfw can't fight the Fu
dat shot
fu is a terminator
if only he could fight back this well in the later rounds
Fuck my life
*hair loss intensifies*
It's not loss, it's just travelled south
FU!
Shaun Murphy quotes about Ronneh
>"To claim he has been bullied is, in my opinion, quite inaccurate,"
>"The player's contract is clear for all to see. He can say whatever he wants. No one has muffled him. But you can't live in a world where there are no consequences; no one lives in that world."
>"It's very hard to talk about lawyers and threatening the chairman and being embroiled in all of that - and focus on the snooker," he added.
>"I certainly couldn't do it. I don't know how he does it, but he seems to like it; he always seems to do do it. He seems to court it, like he enjoys it - so let him carry on with it with it."
>"In my own personal opinion, I think he is completely wrong."
Rppmie absolutely
B T F O
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F
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Can't wait for the whiny little shit to retire and/or kill himself desu
Tuesday 18 April
10:00
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)
John Higgins (Sco) 7-2 Martin Gould (Eng)
14:30
Ding Junhui (Chn) 7-2 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)
Judd Trump (Eng) v Rory McLeod (Eng)
19:00
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)
Allister Carter (Eng) v Graeme Dott (Sco)
Nice lad.
Called in sick today. Gonna watch snooker me thinks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tfw I missed the Fu comeback
Fucking hell, never expected him to actually pull it off.
Murphy - Ronnie Deathmatch when?
Fu pouted alot and walked funny, apart from that not much. Kinda memed his way to victory
Here we are then
He also looked a bit pissed off (sassy) when the table next to him finished (Allen won) and they cheered.
...and we're on.
Watched the last frame an hour ago. He looked pretty solid.
2bf that's understandable a bit.
All the lads
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Time for snooker!
I have a ridiculously light working day today. My break is long enough to catch almost the entire moring session.
Good feels.
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I'm only a semi-wageslave. My income is supplemented with mild autismbux, for people who can work but not too much.
It works well for me, as I've found that both NEET'ing and trying to work full time plunge me into depression.
What do you do btw?
Who do you want to win in this match, /147/?
I measure workplace occupancy rates. Which is to say I walk a couple of rounds per day (usually 6-8, today just 4) through any office that cares to hire us, and take note of which desks are occupied.
It's a real dumb job but I don't mind that and it keeps me fit. Some days I walk 20 kilometers.
cant bang the liang
What a stupid job. WTF.
Why can't companies just tell you this info.
cant mould the gould
the employer actually pays him for this
C E N T U R Y
There is a difference between how workplaces ought to be used, and how they are actually used. We also do universities etc where such data is useful and ever changing.
But the real reason this job exists is that our company has a great sales team, and is making a lot of money from this.
Sounds pretty nice.
My office partner is out today so I've closed the door and nothing is going on at work the rest of the day so just going to watch this and answer the few phone calls there will be.
oh shit they play each other in the next round
Nice
snooker is so comfy.
makes me wish i was a neet for two weeks so i could make a comfy snooker den and watch all day
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>tfw 13:00-21:00 (Brit time) shift this week
Won't even see Higgins getting rekt.
>general election 8th june
who you voting for lads? barry hearne for PM for me
C E N T U R Y
WHERES IT GOING
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do you guys watch on the bbc or euro sport
i watch on bbc when its on, but eurosport sees to always have it on, and theres two channels so choice of both games
its good as i dont have red button facility.
Eurosport actually seems better
Do you work for Eurosport or what?
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No, it just always seems to be on, and two channels mean both tables so it's handy for me as i don't have red button.
If i had red button I'd use it i swear!
anyone got a decent restream besides that shit eurosport one?
cricfree
I always watch BBC when possible because I like the comms.
>BBC comms
the only good commentator they have is fucking doherty
No brakes.
I dunno, I like Davis, Hendry, & Taylor as well.
wew
Lol I remember this, should've kept it at once though.
whats the red digital number on the front of the table?
oooooooooooooo
Magnets level.
see this is where i now change to eurosport lads
>tfw no red button
>who are you voting for
I'll move house to whatever constituency Nige is running and vote for him
could you give a further explanation?
are they using magnets to level the table?
>that black in the middle of the roaring crowd
No mercy
table temperature
GWAN GOULD
okay which one of you is rusing me
>literally dropping 6 frames to Gould
Higgsy is fín
...oh well
I don't think it's yet been such a long wait between sessions.
What do
It's all about game and how you play it
he lost his virgin status
Read and listen to choons
CARRINGTON
theres still snooker on
C E N T U R Y
back to back
first was his first crucible one
not bad lad
>lelbo
who /McLeod/ here?
No
Jesus Carrington
Is he the new and upcoming Goat lads?
Was he the one who said the sport needs to do more to attract black players?
Ye lol
bbc.co.uk
>"parents are pushing their children into education and not snooker"
>puts muslim belief before both family and snooker
>refuses to shake hands with females refs due to religious beliefs
Sounds like a champ
into the trash he goes
Being that cucked by Islam
That shot carrington
>'Other players don't mess with me'
I wonder why.
>"Music today signifies sex, drugs, witchcraft. And the artists are basically naked. It ain't good. I wouldn't have my 10-year-old listen to it."
>mfw
Wenbo back in this now.
Not to get off topic but this is a goldmine
>Bush did 9/11
>gave up music for Islam
>Women in Islam treated with utmost dignity
To top it off he's mates with Lelby, Ebdon AND Murphy
Oh shit lads, I just realised it's Trump vs. the Muslims (round 2)
lel
I know, I usually hate these types of posts but my gott it's just hilarious.
Why are Muslims so angry.
At least this one has a job though.
I just don't know who to hate more. I wish they'd both lose.
What are black muzzies like? Do they steal your bike before blowing some shit up?
What's wrong with The Juggernaut?
>"Al Qaeda is the name for a computer database that they decided to call Muslim terrorists,"
wew
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5-4 now
>"when the sun comes out, haram comes out"
Anyone else just fed up with the Ronneh show?