ITT the first time you saw a pussy irl

ITT the first time you saw a pussy irl
...you HAVE seen a pussy before, right Sup Forums?

Nope and I hope I will never.

I honestly can't remember. I have an early memory of seeing my friends younger sister naked but I have 3 sisters and have seen them naked for most of their lives as well as other relatives.. Also I've been with several girls and now have a wife and 2 daughters. So basically I see them all the time.

It was wierd.

It was her first time seeing a dick too so it evens out

It was pretty cash

I mean I've already seen plenty of pussies online before I lost my virginity, so it wasn't really anything new

>15 year old beta loser virgin
>hanging out, smoking a bowl with girl in circle of friends
>other friends go to store leaving me and girl alone
>she starts asking me personal questions which become pretty sexual
>I say I have never been with anyone
>"Oh my god user! That's so sad! ...well hold on a sec, close your eyes"
>I do
>hear her making noises a bit and then she tells me to open my eyes
>she's bottomless with legs spread, laying back in bean bag chair
>she says "TAA-DAAA!"
>PERFECT bald pussy, soft looking pink lips, beautiful
>she laughs at my expression of shock and awe
>"Now you can say you've seen a pussy!"
>friend's car rolls back into drive way and girl scrambles her pants back on
>it was a good day

Sister's friend's bikini bottoms fell off when she was coming out of the pool. Got full frontal view. Fap material for weeks.

nope except my little sisters when we were young

Skinny dipping in highschool with friends. 3 girls in our group of friends and they all joked around and compared eachother's pussies while sitting on the rocks in front of us. Still hands down the hottest thing to happen to me (and probably ever will ;-; )

WhenI was a kid I used to take off my cousin's panties while she was asleep and look at/smell her pussy pretty much every time I'd sleep over. I count myself lucky I never got busted or woke her up doing it.

>be kid
>dad's gf is watching me for the night and she brings her two daughters
>daughters are older than me and when dad's gf fell asleep we stayed up goofing off, I feel cool playing with older kids
>they convince me to show them my penis
>they giggle and poke at it cause they think it's weird
>we switch and they show me their pussies
>I remember thinking their things were weird/that their penises must have fallen off when you get older or something
>they make me promise not to tell anyone
Whoops, guess the cat is outta the bag on that one

Yo make a thread about sleeping/unconscious women, I can't do it

Never have...

first and only was best Sup Forumsro's little sis in the sauna
she was like 4 at the time and i was about 10
fapped so much to that memory
never seen one since
i'm 27 now

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You sad little man you.

Yeah.
Sucks to have social anxiety and a whole pile of shit wrong in your mind.

>15
>gf's family invites me to go camping with them for the weekend
>somehow they are cool with me and her sharing a tent
>she starts grinding against me at night and grabs my hand towards her crotch
>I wanna see wtf I'm doing so I turn on flashlight and put it in that inner dangly tent pocket thing
>she takes her bottoms off and I see she is sporting full black muff
>it's like she has bob ross in a headlock between her thighs
>finger blast her while trying to keep her squishing noises/moans to minimum so her parents don't hear
>she cums and she makes the lowest guttural moan like a fucking dying bear
>there is no way her parents didn't hear that
>the rest of the trip her parents treat me so fucking awkward, at first they were cracking jokes with me and treating me like the cool new guy in their family unit, now they give me one word answers and barely make eye contact
>gf tries to get me to finger her again the 2nd night
>feel way too awkward, say I don't think we should
>the next day she gets offended that I didn't put on a 2nd show for her folks, gives me the cold shoulder the whole way home
Weirdest fucking trip ever. It's like, yeah I got pussy, but in the end her panty afro ruined the whole trip...

^

>be me
>17
>drank some very good beer

I was ~4. Sis is 18 months younger. She showed me in the bath. Full on jab my finger at the opening out of curiosity. She cries. Mom yells.

seventeen, get girlfriend, kiss and hold hands for a few weeks, then kiss and feel her tits over blouse and bra, then under blouse, but still over bra, then after a few weeks when she was wearing just a tee shirt (deliberate) get to finally touch the tit, adn about six weeks later to suck her nipples, which kept us busy for about two months, although by then she was riding my leg when she was in her jeans and then one summer day in her shorts so i slipped a hand up the leg and felt her wet panties, and after that it was ok to slip and hand up her skirt or down her jeans to feel her, always outside the panties of course, for a few months, until one evening she had a skirt on and she was wearing a thong for the firs time, so it didn't cover much... after that I could finger her (well play with her clit and lips, it took about six months til I put a finger in her) but she would never let me look. I knew she was hairy, and saw her bush a few times, but she would not let me get a good view. Thhe next summer (by which time she was jerking me off in my pants and then after many months she took my underwear down to jerk me off easier, adn then after a few months she kissed it adn then a few weeks later sucked my cock, but not when I came) we are swimming in the sea and she is in bikini. we go up to the beach to lie in the sun, and she lets me play with her a bit, and then i pulled the side of the bikini where it was tied, and then the other side, and then folded her bikini bottoms down, and fingered her, adn slid down adn started to lick her. she opened her legs and for the first time I got a really good look. she was beautiful. fringed in fine hair, a glorious little triangle of curls above, plump outer lips, delicate pale inner lips and a rosy tinge as you looked further in. and she was delicious - salty from the sea and her own juice. I spent a good ten minutes licking her and looking and fingering her until she came. Never forget it.

>muh social anxieteh
But it's great to have trite, ready-made excuses, amirite?

It's not the only thing wrong with me, but it sucks to be afraid to talk to people.

Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep the denial of your inadequacy.

>kiss and hold hands for a few weeks
>about six weeks later to suck her nipples
>which kept us busy for about two months
>it took about six months til I put a finger in her
>after many months she took my underwear down to jerk me off
>after a few months she kissed it
>a few weeks later sucked my cock

Either you deserve the Nobel Prize for foreplay, or your gf was some kind of blueball nija.

Yeah I figure it’s usually the opposite. Like the girl services you first before she’s comfortable letting you get all up in her

14, iranian petite gf. I doggystyled her raw and creamed inside her. Risky shit

12 years old, seventh grade, 13 year old girl in my class flashing the guys in the schoolyard. First time I saw a vagina I was with 6 other guys watching.

So you were 35 at the time

i was 14 hhh

We were both 17. Her parents were out of town and we had the house to ourselves. We put on a movie but didn't watch it. Left a stain on the couch.

Had a yonger sister that used to walk around the house in nothing but a t-shirt all the time, so I saw her's pretty often.

There is no need to lie to strangers on the internet.

No lie, just what happens when you have parents that don't give a fuck in the south.

Some parents just think kids being naked is "kids being kids". My mom used to be cool with me and my sister swimming naked in our kiddy pool on our front yard in front of everybody. It's a good thing we never had any pedos on our street I guess. (At least none that were daring enough to try anything)

>be 16yo me
>hanging out with a few friends at girls house in her room
>someone puts on porn oon her computer
>everyone talking and bullshitting for an hour or so
>friends leave
>just me any girl I've been getting vibes from
>porn still on
>we lay in her bed talking
>I reach around and fondle her add over her pajama pants
>"user we cant!"
>move my hand to the front and rub her pussy over her pajama pants
>"why not?"
>slip my hand under her pajamas and rub her pussy covered by her panties
>she goes quieter except for loud breathing
>slip my hand under her panties
>fingers touch her vag
>she jumps on me kissing me
>rolls back over and without a word slides off her pajamas and panties
>spreads her legs and closes her eyes
>I see a pussy for the first time
>dive in and start eating her pussy like a starving Ethiopian child at a buffet.

My cousin and I used to mess around when we were like 7

>pretty young, prob 11-12
>playing with neighbor girl in playground in feild behind house
>we hide in tire pyramid
>she says she has to pee
>I close my eyes and she starts to pee
>"okay I'm done!"
>I open my eyes
>see her with legs spread and totally bottomless with her ass in the dirt
>get eyefull of first ever pussy
>she laughs at me falling for her ruse
>she says I have to show her mine because I saw her's
>say I gotta go and run back home
>WHY!? WHY WAS 12 YEAR OLD ME SO STUPID!? FUCK!!!
If I could go back in time and kick my own ass I would

Ya at 8 I would get it. By 12 hormones should have taken control of your brain in that moment.

Btw this was 2004, these days this is now considered rape. I feel bad for all you underage user out there.

Agree with this user. When I slept over at my cousins house my aunt would make us shower together so ty are would be enough hot water for everyone in the house. This went on until us older boys started hitting puberty.

>when I was 15 me and my friends would always play truth or dare whenever we'd get a house to ourselves
>we'd get pretty sexual with the dares and pretty much use the game as an excuse to fuck around
>hippie girl in our group gets dared to strip and show us how she masturbates
>she gets naked and more or less looks like pic related
>she goes to town on herself playing her clit like someone competing for fastest banjo player in the west
>got to see my first pussy AND my first girl orgasm in person at the same time
>feels pretty fucking good

First time? No idea.
Naked sauna and swimming is normal here so seen nude people since I was a kid.

First time I saw one in an sexual situation?
When I was 15, lost my virginity on Midsummer.

Fuck off Finn fag. Enjoy your freedom while you can. It's only matter of time before you have a Russian boot on your neck and a Russian dick in your wife and daughters.

Same here. Perkele.
>seen my 85 year old grandma nude

I'm Norwegian/Swedish.

You know all of Scandinavia/nordic countries is like that right?

I was 6. My sister showed me hers for showing her mine.

Yeah. Not up close though. In a play. I'll see one up close soon enough...

It's all the same. Bunch of weak and pathetic countries that have never been able to defend themselves. Scandinavians are cucks on a national level.

Same. Saw my first pussy up close on Midsummer 2005 here in Dalarna during the Bingsjö party.

>that have never been able to defend themselves
And here we see a completely uneducated fool.
Go read up on history.
Or even better, go troll someone else.

havent seen a pussy irl

going to call the suicide hotline again

>during the Bingsjö party
Was it your own sister? Cousin?
Kek, just joking. Would love to live there.

>Be 13, on neighborhood swimming-team
>Cute girl same age about 5 ft nothing, perky and hot starts hanging out with my group of guy friends
>Find out she’s into gymnastics and video games, I was a diver and was pretty into N64 at the time
>Invite her over after swim meet
>Play Mario Party 3 and make out
>Fast forward like a month
>She’s been coming over after every swim practice
>Playing video games and making out
>She tells me she’s been working on her front splits in gymnastics
>Ask to see
>She doesn’t do it on the floor, she lies on her back and stretches her leg over her head
>Nuo_My_Gahd.jpg
>I grab her by the pussy Donald style and make out with her
>She pushes me off of her and rips her pants off, grabs the back of my head and smashes it into her pussy, then pulls her leg back above her head
>eating the pussy like an apostle at the last supper
>She takes the other leg and pretzels both legs behind her head
>Eating her pussy furiously
>Her little pussy is gushing and she’s moaning and squealing and breathing heavily, sometimes holds her breath and shakes a little
>she tells me “lick my asshole baby, lick my asshole”
>I do it, it’s so clean from being in the pool all morning and her pussy juices leaked all over it
>thisisfuckingamazing.png
>end up doing this for a few more months until high school starts
>end up going to high school and meeting new girls
>lick most of their assholes
>I miss swim team

I got a normal 7 inch dick, skinny body, gray eyes, brown hair and glasses, but i got autism, (I think you already know this) socially awkward,Bipolar disorder for years,social anxiety, and normal suicidal,I think i forgot something, other than that I'm pretty good,
after i move out of my mom basement i can maybe be a lil happy.

I was high on mushrooms at 15 years old. it was a fun night (-:

Ironically my first time ever seeing a naked woman was on vacation in Sweden when I was 14 with my parents.
Some island outside Stockholm where people were swimming nude.
My mom kinda freaked out being the prude Catholic woman that she is.

Why are are the Scandi countries so open about nudity while other places fear it so much?
>inb4 memes and more memes

I was 7 living in a house that backed some woods (small area). My next door neighbor was a 6yr old girl with a 13yt old brother. He would always get her to flash me and kiss me and shit. One day we are playing truth or dare and he tells her to show me what he thought her. She took me up into the woods took off cloths bent over saw her pussy. Then she grab my penis and rubbed it. I didnt think much of it then. We both didn't understand She said it made her brother happy and it got hard. but now that I think about it. I know he molested her a bunch

17 was planning on suck starting a 12 gauge decided I'm not gonna die a virgin pay prostitute $200 to fuck biggest waste of $200

Ok so when God emperor Trump pulls the US out of NATO and we stop funding your defense you'll be able to stop the Russians on your own? Laughable.

Culture and proper sex education.
The human body is natural, dressed or naked.
It's not sexual just because someone is nude.

Maybe the operator will send you some pussy pics.

>implying the germans couldnt do it

>implying the U.S could beat a bunch of gooks with outdated weapons and no air cover or naval force

Probably not but that isn't happening.
And Finland alone stopped the Russian hordes during ww2.

This. Finland fucking crushed them. And with nothing but small forces of mostly farmers, hunters and reserves.

Yeah but no Finland is surrounded by niggers and shit. I hope they stay white.. now can we get back on topic

FUCK OFF Sup ForumsFAGS!!!
We're here to post bullshit stories about pussy, not listen to your bullshit.

Implying ww2 Russia has anything in common with modern day Russia.

What are vikings

I guess it was sometime when I was being forcefully removed from my mother’s womb

>ITT the first time you saw a pussy
>HUUUUUUUUUR THE FIRST TIME I SAW EUROPE ON A MAP! DUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!
I hate you people

No one said that but it's fucking great

Have you looked at yourself op? so yes, you have seen a pussy before, rejoice.

Are you me?
>also mfw my older cousin kissed my peepee in the shower for some reason

>be the youngest child and only boy in the house with a mom and 3 sisters
>you get used to it

Damn she's cute as hell. Who is she? Ploxxxx!!

Dunno, only pic I have of her

Once, when I was 16, on my first date.
I'm basically a re-virgin.

...

re-virgin or REEEEEEEE-virgin?

The first time I looked in a mirror lol

It was the first time I saw porn. When I saw it, it reminded me of the under-side of a snail(pic related). That was 20yrs ago.

Used to play truth or dare with my cousins so I saw my first few that way

>first time I had sex I was so drunk I can't remember it
>haven't had sex since

>first pussy I saw was a girl that lived on my street when we were around 13
>chubby asian girl that used to run away from home a lot
>she'd hide out in an abandoned club house in the woods off our street
>I'd find her smoking cigs or reading and we'd talk about her shitty parents
>we start making out
>we lay on an old matress in the club house
>she let me finger her a couple of times, she'd give me handjobs
>her dad got arrested and she ended up moving away with her mom
>still fap to the memory every now and again

The common factor is Russians.

...

Reported. Do you know what fucking greentext is? You fuckin dumb phoneposter?

>be 14
>my dirty old mom is going through some "free spirit" bs and walks around house naked not giving a fuck
>she even does this around my friends when they come over
>suddenly my friends want to hang at my place all the time
>none of them want to actually hang out, they just come over to see my mom's massive bush
>moved out at 18 and haven't spoken to her since
>my mom's monster vag still haunts my dreams till this day

>she makes the lowest guttural moan like a fucking dying bear
my sides

>babysitter falls asleep in loose bootyshorts
>I find out she doesn't wear underwear
>also find out she shaves down there
>I see everything, I see it all

kek

My story is I looked down and realized "Oh fuck"

>my sister calls me into her room
>she is sitting with her friend on her bed
>her friend is sitting with her knees up against herself clutching a pillow over her
>my sister says she needs to ask me something but I need to keep it private
>I say sure
>my sister tells my friend to show him, and she seems nervous
>she moves the pillow to show me she's not wearing any bottoms and I see the first pussy I've ever seen in person
>holy shit her clit is huge
>it's like a tiny penis sticking out of her pussy
>sister asks me if I think her friend's pussy looks good
>I say I think it's nice and my sister gives her friend a reassuring slap and says "see! I told you you're fine!"
>they say thanks and I go back to my room to jack it harder than I ever had in my life

Pics please

When my aunt bathed my baby cousin. I was 7 at the time

Me and my sister used to touch eachother all the time growing up so I'd say I was pretty young. She'd pley with my foreskin while I'd spread her open to try and see inside her.
We were only like 7 or 8 so I often wonder if she still even remembers this

I'm 24 and still nothing.