America, the greatest country on Earth

>America, the greatest country on Earth

>You can get life in prison for tax-evasion
>You can get 20 years in prison because a woman hasn't hit a magical number that somehow makes her emotionally ready
>You're all addicted to prescriptions, pain pills and benzos
>Can't drink alcohol until 21 but can die for Israel at the age of 18
>Peasant wages and everyone lives a sluggish 9-5 working for the man
>White's are becoming a minority and America is becoming browner
>More women are searching for blacked porn than straight porn in America
>America is the home of the SJW and politically correct movement
>Obesity and heart disease are rampant
>Education and average intellect has fallen to an all time low
>Your colleges pander to SJW culture
>You elected an orange ego-fueled troll over a corrupt lifetime politician

Why is America the best country again? I want to hear it from you Americucks.

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Extradited US citizen here. Born abroad, never lived in US but American all the same. America is shit. It isnt the best. Its a cesspool of saturated belly fat and anti intellectualism with growing fascist attitudes

dont forget getting your dick mutilated as a birthday present

>Vaccination rated declining
>Preventable diseases such as measles, mumps, childishness, chlamydia, etc are spreading like epidemics
>Infowars audience growing
>Colleges and schools completely consumed by political correctness
>SJW retardation seeping into STEM fields

I dunno

>Lets all join the circle jerk!!!
I hate america as any other guy, but fuck off please...

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> Still being cucked by racial divide and conquer tactics

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youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs

Muh white pride is part of the problem

The greatness of America is relative to your suffering.

>straight porn vs blacked

Is sex with animals considered straight?

It isn't gay when my dog licks my pee pee because it's a she so

Canadian detected

>yootoob link
The motivational music and shit and the laugh/awe track is so fucking stupid.
Is this what americans call good television?

As an American this all extremely accurate. I took benzos for 5 years and stole painkillers from random women on the internet, boss.

I don't have much association with the rest of the list.

can't feed our people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country - George Carlin

They still have to figure out when and how to clap. Go easy on them.

america sucks dick because as a collective we're a 300 lb pill popping alcoholic who's fucked our cousin, stolen from our own families, raped the family dog then belittled you for an hour straight before promptly falling asleep on the kitchen floor

The health care system makes me so incredibly sad. I was extremely sick for three weeks and had no idea why. I finally said fuck it and went to a doctor. I sat for half an hour in the waiting room and most of the people there were old people getting prescription refills. I go in there, I do a blood test and the next day I'm told I have some kind of liver infection. The doctor wants me to take 2 prescriptions, I refused and I was told I would likely die without them.

I said no to that shit, went home, researched what the best foods were for your liver and I felt much better within a week and was completely fine after a month. Had I taken the doctor's pills from the reviews I've read, you have to take them for the rest of your life or you get withdrawals and the symptoms might come back.

I traded $300 worth of pills every week and instead bought $20-30 in groceries a week based off a couple hours of research. So yeah, not a fan of the health care system.

Doctor's offices make money from pharma companies. It's not a complex system.

This graphic is garbage... Yes I want to donate my vacation home to a homeless guy. Yes I want a homeless guy in Congress. Yes let's continue to accept practically free labor into the economy then complain about cheap labor salaries. Yes, let's forgive all the child rapists and let them go free. Yes, let's spend $1 billion per student because all studies show that increased funding produces better students.

the first medication the prescribe is always the one they get paid for,

Props to you user. US doctors shill for US and Euro Pharma

/this FFS

>Holy fuck, it's John Candy! I knew he was still alive!!

>Extradited

This doesn't support your point very well...

even with the choice he/she doesn't live here. that's a good enough point for me

All the U.S. has to do is get reform campaign financing laws and most the major societal problems that it has and Europe doesn't are solved within a decade or so.
>life in prison for tax-evasion
You can get long prison sentences for all kinds of non-violent crimes thanks to the private prison industry buying off legislators.
>20 years in prison for statutory rape
This is due to the reason described above combined with the fear of sex instilled in people by Christianity.
>everyone's addicted to prescriptions, pain pills and benzos
The pharmaceutical industry is poorly regulated and allowed to suppress alternatives to lucrative pain killer prescriptions because they too buy off legislators.
>Can't drink alcohol until 21 but can die for Israel at the age of 18
The military industrial complex ensures continuous war, and conservative Christians think that the government should be used to enforce their moral values on everyone.
>Peasant wages and everyone lives a sluggish 9-5 working for the man
The connection between allowing the rich to buy politicians and having terrible labor laws is obvious.
>White's are becoming a minority and America is becoming browner
see >More women are searching for blacked porn than straight porn in America
People's sex lives are either your business or they aren't. You can't complain about the age of consent and also complain about what porn people look at.
>America is the home of the SJW and politically correct movement
A failure of education.
>Education and average intellect has fallen to an all time low
We can't fund schools properly because we need to be at war all the time, and simultaneously avoid taxing the rich.
>Obesity and heart disease are rampant
Also partially a failure of education, in that it's generally stupid people who don't take care of themselves.
>You elected an orange ego-fueled troll over a corrupt lifetime politician
Education

>Spouting off trash
>No references

Is this what your government tells you about the USA so your people will stop coming here and taking away from their workforce?

Hey mods, another gay Sup Forums thread escaped. Can you put it back and/or ban the fag responsible? Thanks!

Jee-Jeebus?
Is that you?

kek

Did you mean expatriate? Because extradited means you were handed over to another nation's government agents for legal prosecution. Though if that were the case, it would make your disdain for ypur home country a bit more understandable.

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>finds valid points
>can't think of any way to dispute even one
>muh references

get the fuck out

Because arguing with retards always works out.

I was diagnosed with shingles. Instead of taking the Acyclover I farted in bottles and inhaled the gasses through my nose. It went away within a month. I don't trust non-fart based medicine. So yeah, not a fan of the health care system.

It's the only non porn thread here.

>You can get life in prison for tax-evasion
Any person who willfully attempts to evade or defeat any tax imposed by this title or the payment thereof shall, in addition to other penalties provided by law, be guilty of a felony and, upon conviction thereof: Shall be imprisoned not more than 5 years.
Fag.
>You can get 20 years in prison because a woman hasn't hit a magical number that somehow makes her emotionally ready
Yeah, if you're a 40yo diddling an 8yo boy or girl. But it's rare to get anything close to 20 years fora 15-16yo
>You're all addicted to prescriptions, pain pills and benzos
7% of people prescribed pain killers, etc., become addicted for a period of time in the US
>Can't drink alcohol until 21 but can die for Israel at the age of 18
This continues to be bullshit
>Peasant wages and everyone lives a sluggish 9-5 working for the man
That's pretty much the whole First World
>White's are becoming a minority and America is becoming browner
Yep. Stop immigration.
>More women are searching for blacked porn than straight porn in America
False. They look primarily for lesbian porn, look at the stats faggot
>America is the home of the SJW and politically correct movement
That's Sweden. Europe and Canada continue to outpace the US by far. AUS and NZ tend to be worse in some ways, better in others-- tie overall.
>Obesity and heart disease are rampant
Yep. But on-par with the Western overall.
>Education and average intellect has fallen to an all time low
The US is still absolutely on top for higher education. Places like Austrailia are dropping faster, on the top end, as women take over their university system. AUS is still badass on general education though.
>Your colleges pander to SJW culture
CA > AUS > EU > US, as far as SJW universities
>You elected an orange ego-fueled troll over a corrupt lifetime politician
Politicians are horrible everywhere. He is a joke, but not dangerous like Hillary.

>Posting the other extreme side of the spectrum as an argument for living in the current conditions
>wew

taxation is theft

>You can get 20 years in prison because a woman hasn't hit a magical number that somehow makes her emotionally ready

Fuck off pedo.

>taxation is theft
>being this retarded
kek

forcibly taxing my money is theft yes.

And when you get raped and mugged by a nigger, don't expect the police to come because "taxation is theft" Fucking moronic.

The Constitution doesn’t permit the feds to steal your money. But steal, the feds do.

I dont, never once have i ever called the police. I protect myself, I dont rely on the fucking government to do everything for me, you fucking low life sheep

the imposition of a federal income tax is more than just taking from those who work and earn and giving to those who don’t. And it is more than just a spigot to fill the federal trough. At its base, it is a terrifying presumption. It presumes that we don’t really own our property. It accepts the Marxist notion that the state owns all the property and the state permits us to keep and use whatever it needs us to have so we won’t riot in the streets. And then it steals and uses whatever it can politically get away with. Do you believe this

You and your neighbors live on an island. Just three of you. If the other two decide that they want 30% of your crop harvest that year as you had a better harvest, is it just? Most people will agree that is theft.
What if you and 10 others live on that island, and 7 of the 10 decide they want 30% of the other three's harvest that year, as those three were more successful. Is it just. Most would agree that is theft.
What if you and a thousand others live on an island. 7000 decide they want to "vote" the right to take 30% of the other 3,000's harvest that year. Is it just?
At what point, how many men, does it take for a group of people to claim the right to steal from others and call it taxation instead of theft?
Taxation, without the explicit agreement of the payer is theft. Any society that does not give citizens the ability to opt out of paying taxes in exchange for declining government services is nothing more than a popular mafia.
I signed no social contract. The government does not own my land. Others have no right to force me off of my land because I do not agree to their rules.

You really expect a country with a shitload of people not to have problems? Dont forget, the majority of the world is fucked as it is, not just the United States.

A tax is not voluntary. Taking a person's possessions against their will is theft. That's all there is to it.

Based first post

I own a gun, I cant think of a single thing that I rely on the government for. My healthcare is all private sector, everything I do is on my own, i dont use any government programs. I should be able to opt out of taxes, because I dont use anything that the government provides. And before you say roads, if the roads were not 'owned' by the government, if it was a private free market competition, im sure that the roads would be in better shape. But i pay nearly 28% taxes on all my income. The roads around me are absolutely horrible, police response time is like 9 minutes. why would i call the police when seconds count and they are minutes away.

money faggot im going there

You don't need a citation for observable facts.
>sky is blue
> things fall down
>2+2=4
>>citation needed.
Nigga u dumb?

Move to Russia then, Oh wait you are already there...

Because you wish you were us.

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>forcibly

Where do you live?

Add to this thier new Tax cuts the GOP sent their way.

You drive on roads
having an educated populace is a good thing( do you want retard neighbors)
EPA
Forest service
Fema
FBI
Military
poice
fire department

Stupid Amerifats.

Perhaps the party is over and you all should go home.

reeeeeeeeeeetard

Yup America is a fucking dumpster fire right now has been since the 60's

I think a huge part of the problem is that we allow lobbyists to have human rights when they shouldn't even be consider people

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You forgot to add an education system with the ethics of a credit card from GE money. Tip top kek. Also being pigeon holed into a specific role in a job because you aren't allowed to think logically

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Were going to splinter here soon. There is no way this can keep up like this.

SHART

>things the TV told me
lol

fpbp

America is a evil multicultural entity run by Jews,I pray to God for some other country to took it's place in power on world stage,we are led by (((them))) in to out own cultural suicide

in ancient china people used to only be allowed to be politicians if they cut their dick and balls off with no fake vagina replacements, that stopped when Mao showed up and did the more humane thing and just executed them without removing their genitals.

>liberationnews.org
kek

That's one thing I don't get.
If Hillary had just helped me corner the world uranium market, then why wouldn't I want her to be president? Then she could do me even bigger favors.

Or has the SJW module in my brain failed?

splinter? how so?

Lol the red burns strong with this one. I mean its bad to be cucked by a that but you got culture cuckt. Travel much outside of business? Didn't think so

:^)

Show me one single example of a socialist or communist country not being a failed state

We're the best country because we make the rest of you so darned mad.

What's "a magical number"?

>can't feed our people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country - George Carlin
They can get a fucking job and look after themselves. This aint communist Russia. And even they couldnt feed themselves which was the whole point of communism.

There is no common ground on any of the issues. The right wants less taxes no gays strict drug and immigration laws

The left wants more taxes you can be a unicorn helicopter. barley any drug or immigration laws.

and neither side is budging.

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He's right, you know. Betas don't have anything nice to say about chad.

>can't feed our people
All these fat homeless people walking around.

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kek

You're right. You don't need citations for observable things like the color of the sky, basic arithmetic, ect


>>You can get life in prison for tax-evasion
>>You can get 20 years in prison because a woman hasn't hit a magical number that somehow makes her emotionally ready
>>You're all addicted to prescriptions, pain pills and benzos
>>Can't drink alcohol until 21 but can die for Israel at the age of 18
>>Peasant wages and everyone lives a sluggish 9-5 working for the man
>>White's are becoming a minority and America is becoming browner
>>More women are searching for blacked porn than straight porn in America
>>America is the home of the SJW and politically correct movement
>>Obesity and heart disease are rampant
>>Education and average intellect has fallen to an all time low
>>Your colleges pander to SJW culture

These are all statistical claims. They need citations.

still won the poplar vote

>3 million illegals votes should count
lol

and lost to
Donald Trump

Go hold up your less than shit tier candidate somewhere else.

>Yes I want a homeless guy in Congress.
Why would that be relevant to their performance as a state representative? You have respectable rich people serving congress now who betray public trust by using public money for their personal gain.

Got any proof of that?
No.
You going to dig up some article about how 4 people in fucking Ohio voted twice?