HELP ME BROS
HELP ME BROS
How the fuck is that even possible
You know, I was alone at home
Bait.
You shower and wash them out when they get soggy in like 10 seconds.
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You've done it before, haven't you?
no you fucking idiot, you're supposed to pour milk in there
Yeah, it's the third time
Fake are your mom's tits
Dip penis into glass of milk allow 2-3 mins for areos to soften, get 12 yo to suck the contents of your foreskin. Problem solved.
YW. user
Why not skip the middle man and just fuck a cow?
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Sounds like a good time
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this
I would fill my pussy with warm wilk so you could soak your cookies inside me and then i would suck out every last delicious bit.
dude, dick a mug of hot chocolate, they'll be soft in no time
>cows don't release milk trough vagina
Faggot
>most painful way
Crush them then eat it.
>least painful way
Dip them in milk then eat it.
can u please record the process (crush only)
i wished i had a nice flexible foreskin, but some god damned doctor circumcised me when i was a baby, fucking jew myth has fucked up a lot of nice cocks
>Faggotter faggot
Get your girlfriend to help you out. Or blast it with piss
Let your dog help