G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
please tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

steak for tea tonight

...

Cause I've got shit to do.

dunno, the day us still young. anything could happen. laziness tho.

I came across three paychecks I'd forgotten to cash in. Takin' those suckers to the bank today.

I might not be rolling in dough, but cashing in 1.5k isn't a bad feeling at all.

what's that ?
g'luck w/ the snapchat hoes
like what ?
nothing wrong with being lazy.
nice dubs.
what u going to do with the money ?

Sorry, drawing a blank here, next question?

painting of high value

i honestly dont know...

beef steak. as in a chunk of cow meat cooked to perfection, served with steamed greens and mashed potato.

My liver is still working.

I don't believe in afterlife or immortality.
May as well enjoy life. No hurry to be dead. I don't understand why anyone would kill themself.

I'm gonna make a nice loin roast tonight and I'd like to be alive to eat it

because I'm a masochist and i secretly enjoy the torture of my day to day shit existence.

stick around
sounds yummy
that's good
i agree.
enjoy that.
nothing wrong with that.

sauce?

i wish i knew.
how r u today ?

Happily married, childless, rich, City are at the top of the table and undefeated.

What’s the problem?

I suspect OP was confused by your use of the word “tea” to describe a meal.

the right one kinda reminds me of my ex. And i'm feeling pretty good today, how about you?

Is it not the site which is logo’d in the corner of the image?

This past weekend I fucked a girl I have wanted to get with since 08. She told me the sex was fantastic and she has been texting me every day since. Finally looking forward to the future again.

It's my 26th birthday.
I'm not gonna die til I'm 27.

thats great man.
i was.
all is well man. it's good to be alive.
probably so.
nice dubadubs

Because I laid out steaks to cook tonight. Really looking forward to it. I've got a new dry rub I want to try out.

I got a normal 7 inch dick, skinny body, gray eyes, brown hair and glasses, but i got autism, (I think you already know this) socially awkward,Bipolar disorder for years,social anxiety, and normal suicidal,I think i forgot something, other than that I'm pretty good,do i have a chance at life?

>why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Well let's see.
>live in my dream place
>great job
>good friends
>500/250 mbit/s internet
>large savings account and inheritance
>not suicidal

wow, everyone is eating steak tonite.
yes.
nice man.

Fuck off britfag

Seems that way. I just picked up some Traeger Beef rub, what's everyone else using?

I shouldve done it a long time ago i had 2 near death experiences as a kid but for some reason i had to survive

I really don't like you OP

Except mine is salt, pepper, garlic and thyme.

i think about it almost every day.

friends have recommended that i talk to someone or start working out, but i have a hard time staying motivated to want to improve myself.

Tell me OP, is this just subliminal messaging at this point? Putting a full caps "KILL YOURSELF" in the catalog so people have to glance at it every day?

Me too. Furthermore, I'm slowly writing a story

keep living user.
appreciate the feedback.
how u doing today?
sounds delicous.your friends are right.
nope.
is the story about those dubs u just got ?

cuz I'm not a cringy autistic fuck who thinks implanted suggestions actually work.

The coffee version of this fucking rules

I make my own rubs and marinades.

HP sauce, Worst sauce, soy sauce, lemon peel, salt, pepper, thyme, garlic, rosemary (sometimes).

marinade sauces and lemon peel, rub the spices, barbeque, let sit, mangez-vous.

that's great you are not one of those.
fuck those type of people
wow user.
sounds like you are really good at steak making
you a chef ?

I was getting a bonus at work of an additional 100$, turns out its 200$, made my whole week
Maybe next week

not really, but I can cook.

Artist fag

nice
good.
does that skill help you get into bitches panties ?

maybe youre so depressed cause you watch so much damn porn, try giving that a rest for a month and see how you feel!

i appreciate the feedback user,
i'll try and do that.
u doing ok ?

i am, thanks
struggling through school as always, but not awful. Ive been doing NoFap for a few months and am feeling better in terms of confidence, brain fog and depression isnt GONE but its better. i really recommend it

g'luck in school
if you mean college, enjoy the struggle but don't forget to have a good time.
find balance.
in college i didn't have balance. I either partied too much and my grade suffered some semesters, or studied too hard and totally neglected my social life.
don't be like i was.

it helps me cuz I'm a gay twunk.

Cause I GOTTA fap to this. So, sauce? And/or whodis?

because I'm finally working 5 days a week at a job I sort of enjoy, compared to 2 days a week at a job I hated
>tfw you live to work and work to live

Sasha Grey

well cool.
g'luck finding it
congrats on that.

That’s not Sasha grey

i probably have herpes so who knows haha maybe i will

Because I already finished all my grad school applications, so killing myself wouldn’t prevent me from doing any paperwork

LMFAO!!!!!! You took my MEME

Because yesterday this really hot girl started talking to me at the gym, kept staring, smiling and laughing at all the stupid shit I did, etc. When I went to get her number this skinny ass fag was with her and walked her out. I hope I see her today to get that number. Every time I talk to a girl and don't get her number right away, I never see her again. fml

damn that sucks.
hope you don't have that user.
good luck. i hope you get accepted.
g'luck man.

Why do you think you have herpes ?

Forgot to mention that her tits are just like OP's gif

LMFAO!!!!!! You took my MEME

BTW...

Not only did I make this meme, but the reason I did is because yes all I have is long distance hoes.

There's this one Asian chick I'm talking to now and a black girl who's super submissive and a couple other girls I'm trying to get nudes off of.


This is my life untill I actually find a girl who is worth dating

Because the chemical components that I need will take another week to arrive.

Just out rigging a classroom election.

i hope so too

cuz i have burning spots on my dick

...

today i blackmailed a bitch on nudes.
>happy

I mean it helps men get into my asshole.

name of this semen demon?

then i'll bet those are spectacular tits then.
nice.
share ?
whatever you like user.
glad you are getting what makes you happy.

Because I fear the pain and fucking it up. Maybe I'll hang a little longer until the next disgrace pushes me over the edge.

iktf

might as well stay alive then, user

My mom and little sister. Not hurting them is the only reason why I’m still alive right now.

it's honorable of you to think of them.
hope you have a great day.

Right now, it's not only that it hurts, I have been living with this shit my whole life and I somehow managed to get through, even If it was shit.
The problem is that I'm just tired. I no longer hope that things will improve and it takes a considerable amount of effort just to continue working in my current state.
I have done what I had to and I have no unfinished business, now I just want to forget all this nosense and rest.

there is no future in it.

What's her name?

keep fighting.
it will improve. trust me
theres is alot of futre in it
Cindy