/epl/

Chelsea 75 ... (32)
Tottenham 71 ... (32)
Liverpool 66 ... (33)
M. City 64 ... (32)
M. United 60 ... (31)
Arsenal 57 ... (31)
Everton 57 ... (33)

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/epl/ is kill

keep it alive

OP, it's totally pointless including one of those teams in the race for top 4. Arsenal have no chance.

>within 4 points with 6 games to go
>no chance

jej i trol u

it's possibly (possibly) slightly more relevant now that there is the slim chance of some sort of title race emerging

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It's funny that this is going to be Tottenham's best season in like 50 years but everyone will still mock them when they inevitably finish 2nd or 3rd.

1-1
0-0
1-1
0-3
0-0
3-3
2-1
2-2
0-0
0-4
3-1

>mfw Arsenal won but then I remember Wenger is getting a new contract

Kill it. Reform as /PL/ and ignore everything that happened before

it was better when """non-league""" was welcome 2bh

nah, i have no idea what happened before

the name is fine

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>the name is fine
But the name doesn't reflect anything that you posted about

How does he do it?

Shall be appearing here now.

>How does he do it
those are very basic dance moves, nothing special at all

/our guy/

chelsea are going to lose the title against sunderland in the last game of the season, arent they

>blunderland
>stopping anyone or anything

sunderland literally exist to inflict misery and suffering upon others

>not knowing chelseas history with tyne wear clubs

RIP in Peace Bobby Martinez ;_;

>stopping anyone or anything

They took four points away to Man City and Chelsea to up in 2014. As long as Connor Wickham starts, Sunderland will be okay!

nice, free 6 points up for grabs next season

Explain?

And will be going straight back down.

What's your favourite John Terry moment?

For me it's sleeping with his teammate's girlfriend

for me it's slipping in champions league final's penalty shootout

/lgbt/

>that one bender who keeps forcing that EPL should be called PL

Howling

BREAKING: Harry Redknapp has been appointed as Birmingham City's new manager.

FOR FREE

Breaking: Theresa May to announce Arsene Wenger to leave Arsenal at 11:15am this morning outside Downing Street.

Ive got two months to fix my posture, walk and style. Any tips?

Aiming to look good at summer

Fantastic news

>the absolute state of Birmingham City

>says a guy who watching the DED

Mine was when he became a Manchester United legend

I hope that's not you lad. The guy in the pic is a literal cretin

I remember Man Utd.

wew lad, movie when?

twitter.com/LCFC/status/854236840995500033

>fucking a toilet

SNAP GENERAL ELECTION IN 15 MINUTES

IT'S

HAPPENING

No one cares Sup Forums

>BBC 1 go live to news
This is big

ITS HAPPENING

WE WILL COME THROUGH
WEAR THE FOXES
WEAR THE BLUE

ELECTION 8th JUNE CONFIRMED

>politically ignorant

Fuck off cunt.

He's probably the sort who voted brexit because a bus told him to do so

>Everton want £100m for Lukaku
>for a player who wants to leave

get tae fuck

Based dad dancing

non-league was welcomed back but it didn't fixed the problem. I get the feeling alot of uni lads post here and theyve all been shitting themselves since february

>tfw Newcastle can't even win the Championship trophy

This is as close as Spurs will get to the title. I take no joy in saying this because I'd much rather them win it than Chelsea. But the Blues won't be caught.

She's going for the kill

>beat a 19th place team... Barely
>praised
>"back on track"

ArsenLOL

been watching for the last few months, but i've not picked a team yet and it's getting kind of boring that way. how does an amerifat pick a team?

You don't pick a team, the team chooses you

>just deciding you like a team

>Are you black?
Y - Arsenal, N - next question
>Are you jewish?
Y - pick Spurs, N - next question
>Are you a moron?
Y- pick Liverpool, N- next question
>Do you like Eagles?
Y - pick Crystal Palace, N - next question
>Ever heard of Manchester United?
>Y - might aswell pick them, N - dont bother

What normally happens is you watch until you see a team with an American in it, then you latch onto them like an autist forever.

m8 don't make him a middlesbrough (guzan), stok (cameron) or sunderland (gooch) fan

I still have a soft spot for fulham for this very reason

Christ could be 12 points behind chelsea with 6 games, cheeky late title push?

He could get in on the ground floor with Newcastle now, they have Yedlin.

Got to play City in that game in hand though

well i don't particularly feel attached to a team even after watching for like 10 or 12 weeks now like i do to my american teams because i was born here and i love them and i would never consider cheering for anyone else. they are the cowboys for football, mavericks for basketball, and fc dallas football lite.

Only if you are from NYC are you allowed to have a preference, if you're from anywhere else then pick barcelona/madrid and enjoy some comfy moneyball

>Tottendraw

Fuck yes. Upsets, surprises, and drama are a great addition to good footy.

Go for Palace and Big Sam. They've got cheerleaders and an eagle that flies around the stadium before games. They'll ease you into football.

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we literally did not manage to beat stockport that season

the trajectories of both clubs have been pretty different, i think it's safe to say

is klopp a literal genius?

why are they sharing the drivers seat?

I saw Theresa May at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen creme eggs in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the eggs and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any European infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each egg and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by calling a general election.

Yes

>goals scored in a left back comparison
>show totals
m8

Manchester City is the only reasonable choice.

jose is in the backseat sillybuns

Danny Rose

Also it helps being white

wow

she's my idol and i've always wanted to meet her but i'm having second thoughts now

>cheeky late title push?
...or miserable failure, considering how many top teams you have left to play.

>comparing stats total when he played way more games (no CL but the 50 domestic cups in the English football against amateur lads)
>comparting attacking stats of a midfielder playing as a defender with actual defenders
0/10

I hope you delet this image and avoid posting again in the future

Except they aren't within 4 points. You assume that they will win that game in hand.

They still have to play Tottenham, United, Everton, Lestah, in those 6 games. Arsenal are gonna be stuck in the Evropa next year.

I don't have any teams to play

Its only comparing league games

Where's the clean sheets? Where's percentage of duels won? Where's interceptions? Where's clearances?

I'm a liverpool man myself, and even I recognize that Milner in LB is a mistake. If he's to play at all, he needs to play in the middle of the park.

Migs

Clyne - Lovren - Matip - Klavan

Lucas
Milner Lallana

Coutinho Origi

Studge.

I came to this formation already.

>I'm a liverpool man myself

didn't know they had a Liverpool in America

>EVROPA

very kult

>Liverpool, New York

Get rekt.

Either way, I'm an international student so I'm stuck with >tf

>Playing 2 wide men in CM.

Woah, I feel like you're too intelligent for /sp

>Lucas, Milner, Lallana in a midfield 3
>Sturridge in a system that demands hard work

How did you come up with such an awful squad?

He's American

This. It's why there are a weird number of American Fulham fans running around.

Threadly reminder Costa is costing Chelsea the league and he will cost them the FA cup game against Spurs.

>post yfw liverslip finish 5th

>not lester winning the CL, man utd winning the EL and liverpool finishing 4th

would cap off a GOAT timeline for ABLivs

What other strikers can they get to replace him this summer?

pookaku for £100m

Lukaku would be the obvious choice