OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ MEW YORK YANKEES GAMETHREAD

First of a 3 game set.

Tonight's starters: Holland vs Montgomery.

First pitch 7:05PM EST, 6:05PM CST.

>Mew
At least I tried.

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It's time

So we want to lose to the Yankees right?

Help the tank and boost them to be buyers and suitors for Q come trade deadline?

Wow nice attendance bronxcucks

I'm rooting for a meme season where we somehow pull a playoff appearance out of our asses.

Go yanks

white sox-fags. did hawk retired or is it this year he leaves? I'm going to miss him even though I don't cheer for your garbage team

No
Win enough, boost the trade value of all the players, trade everything at trade deadline, call up rookies
or
Win, make playoffs, lol

That would be quite a meme.

Hes only doing away games. If the tank this year is as bad as we think it'll be, who knows how fast he'll be driven off then.

I, for one, welcome our new Benetti overlord.

only away games?? that seems pretty disrespectful desu

Its easier for him to get from hotel to other team park than from his Indians home to the grate. It was his request.

Indiana*

Montgomery is a name that sounds like it'd belong to a 5 starter

>abroo

It looks like Montgomery is going to be the one to blow this winstreak.

>abroo

Who going to be /free hoodie/ here?

good shit monty, let's not do that again- because i'm drunk as fuck right now and I don't wanna sleep sad

That's a pretty neat hood-
>that arm patch
Into the trash it goes

Man what's wrong with abroo

I have a feeling we're gonna see a walk-off dinger tonight

Just rip it out

didn't we used to kill this nigga and he had bone chips in his elbow?

People are so mean to him

Do the white sox need a DH? Has Kenny contacted his man yet?

That's what you get for batting hicks in the two hole joe

Surprsingly no

Wasted get.

>marlin man brung an escort again
guy is ballin

>duck snort

What did he mean by this?

A gorkshot

>retired numbers out of order
disgusting

pics?

>yolmer carlos javier sanchez yanez

The Gnome God wills it.

>smith

Cashman isnt going to throw away prospects for a meme chance at a title. Thats how he gets other teams.

So are the white Sox now the little brother?

I hope this isn't a Shitsox fan talking about attendance.

they always were

Castro has all the tools to hit, he just need fucking patience.

The White Sox have nothing to shitpost about.

We fans only have baseball, anime, and drinking bleach to pass the time.

Why don't you pretentious faggots names on your uniforms?

I can't think of a starter in all of baseball with as little plate discipline than him. Even the guys that strikeout 200+ times a year have better OBPs than Castro

im a tits man

and yes, no ability to take a pitch whatsoever

white sox fans are pretty chill tbqh, i feel bad when you guys have to deal with that retarded sox trip that bandwagons the tardinals

Maybe little brothers the wrong term

I guess what I meant is the cubs have the city bragging rights now. Just find the dynamic interesting.

Wew headley wew

>headley

BasedAJ is known faggot who only shows up when the sox win, so thankfully not often

He's a namefag, and meh, he posts once or twice and just goes elsewhere.

Lately though, we've been dealing with a shitposting Cubs autist who think he's fucking Jesus who belives that his very presence alters how the games will go for not only the Cubs, but for the Blackhawks as well. It's only a matter of time he shows up.

Kek

>Carter
This better be a fucking bomb. We signed him for one reason.

Aaron Judge wasting that 3-1

Great job Carter. Only 300 feet short.

he's the new mark texiera

Not hard to see why he only got 3 fucking mil

Dude is trash

>lately we've been dealing with a shitposting Cubs autist
Is it mo'Lester? He graced us with his presence briefly yesterday.

Konerko retired too early

>can't even lay down a bunt

this guy is just really fucking bad. hasn't hit the ball hard once

He isn't a tripfaggot, but I'm surprised he hasn't gazed us with his faggotry yet.


His final season was painful to watch, though Paul Konerko day to commemorate his retirement was beautiful. And then Avi choked and lost the game for the Sox.

No.

No he did not.

I loved the guy but no. No he did not.

Why isnt he still in the minor league? Jesus he doesn't even look like a man.

>konerko didn't reach 500hr so the chances of him getting into the hall are slim
>up against jeter his first year of eligibility
fug

Just placed a bet on a White Sox win. Wish me luck lads.

they're probably trying to wait until he gets his first hit before telling him to fuck off, it'd be crushing to the guy if he want back after this long with literally nothing to show for it

What the fuck do Swedes watch baseball for?

Say goodbye to your money.

Money
In this case losing money

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>meme player gets a meme hit
pottery

>abroo

Oof just pure DH him already.

Konerko ended up with 27 something war, Todd Helton produced 60 with similar numbers. Unfortunately konerko wont get in.

Still better defense than St. Louis

>two meme players in a row
>two meme hits in a row
What did the Who mean by this?

>abreu

abroo is a fucking terrible fielder, pure trash out there. and he can't hit either now

jejjeje

>Abrooooo

Why memes of course.

Jacoby a killer

Welp

Thanks for the tank Holland

HOLIDAY SEASON

Happy Holliday

Ooh what a shot

wew what a bomb

Holliday is great to watch, did not know he was this good

Based old veteran.

Thats it, hold on to your tities. I'm leaving work and on my way home.

>I'm leaving work and on my way home

Wow, what a difference it makes when the DH spot isn't being shared by two over the hill sub .190 hitteres

APOLOGIZE

just give headley the fucking MVP already

Wew that was embarrassing

I was all laughed out from the Cards defense

>Melky
>Ever acquiring Yankee prospects pre-baby bomber era
wew

There's the holland we all expected.

Then again this inning is also on abroos defense.

Such is rebuilding. Oh well.