You are offered tons of money to fuck any Pokemon of your choice

You are offered tons of money to fuck any Pokemon of your choice.

Which Pokemon do you pick?

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What's the downside?

that'ed be easy for anyone picking humanoid pokemon

No catch, aside from the fact the Pokemon might become sexually interested in you for good.

I don't have tons of money

this one

Easy.

Charizhard.

Mr Mime would get it

I mean, It's a win win. I'd be happy with a fucking Diglet if there's a ton of money involved. But I guess I'd go with Dragonair.

Gardevoir

Metagross.

Muk, obviously.

I WOULD OFFER tons of money to fuck any Pokemon.

Get your shit together, OP

Chimecho

Onix or porygon

This

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Since OP's thread is shit, here's a better game: you can fuck a pokemon, but it will be chosen at random. You have just as much chance of having to stick it into a simisear, toxicroak or ferrothorn as landing an umbreon, gardevoir or dragonair.

Would you do it? Would you pay money to do it, and if so, how much? Would you instead require payment for doing it, and if so, how much?

I'd probably take the chance for free

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You get to generate 2 then pick one.

I said I'd do it, so... Could be worse I guess.

Picking skiddo out of those two.
>inb4 goatfucker
Makuhita is plain weird, and also I hate fat.

doggo or the buttplug?

Definitely an Absol

The lady Meowth that Team Rockets Meowth had the hots for. I'd make that little fucker watch too

handjob from Kabutops or Scyther

muk

lopunny I guess, maybe blaiziken

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Where do i stick it in?

They both look like they give great handjobs

All day, everyday. I'd be a terrible trainer. No badgers, would catch Pokemon.. I'd just stay home and fuck my harem team.

Yeah buddyboy here can tell you more about that Clauncher

gardevoir m8

and i would keep her

You faggots keep acting like it would take any amount of money for me to fuck anything. If it has a hole, I will fuck it.

Also, Ash's Pikachu, while Ash watches of course.