What odd/weird and socially unacceptable things have you put your dick on/in?

What odd/weird and socially unacceptable things have you put your dick on/in?

Yo mama

>haha gotem!

Your mom

that's socially acceptable, I mean c'mon, almost everyone has put their dick into OPs mom

Tfw mom is actually socially unaccepted and in jail.

dropbox com /s/ ty5hqvsudavi7yf/20171206_071847.mp4?dl=0

>a fleshlight
>banana peel
>crazy
>sister
>spaghetti
>womens underwear
>cat

My dogs mouth almost every night.

Don’t try to make me feel bad, you set us up for that nigga

Pic related.
My Mom used to make calves liver for dinner (fried w/ bacon & onions) every couple of weeks back in the day.

When I was 13yo home alone one day I took the raw liver out of the fridge & warmed it up to about body temperature in the microwave.
Then I put the warm, raw liver into a water glass & fucked it.
Felt just like pussy & I came buckets.
Then I hid it in the garbage & made my Mom think she forgot to buy it that week.
True story.
Not my proudest moment, though.

source?

Gf or wife

...

Don't feel bad, she's fucking insane.

A dead woman. Seriously.

Search Tom_smith on e621.

How do people even get opportunities to do this?

I'm envious, user.

Should have eaten it after using it

WHAT
THE
ACTUAL FUCK
?!?!?


that dog talked?!

My dog doesn't talk no.

Nah.
I wasn't that "kinky" when I was 13yo.
I was only edgy enough to fuck it in the first place.
Now that I think about it, I was pretty clever.
Fleshlights didn't exist yet back then & I invented my own actually made out of "flesh"...., sort of.

That's kind of hot user

I used to work in a morgue. We got a dead stripper one night. She'd only been dead 3 hours. I got an AIDS test later, just to put my mind at ease.

That's fuckin wild. Even if I was into that I don't think I'd have the guts to do it.

I Fuck my mares and dogs all the time.
First time with a dog was when I was 15.

Work in a morgue, thats how you can also practise necromancy discreetly

Any photos/videos?

No video.
I've posted pictures of mares.
I don't want to turn my pass off so no graphic pictures today either.

Understandable. Would def give it a try if the animal didn't show any sign of wanting to get away.

Good choice.
Some are into it some aren't.
I only do with the ones who like it.
I never restrain them or anything, the mares are free to kick me in the nuts of the want to.

For sure. Hell, I've seen vids with guy and a dog, and the guy stops but the dog will keep thrusting back into em.

Yeah, some of them really like it.
I'm hoping some day it gets decriminalized.
With all the sexual and gender reforms going on, it might.
It's already really common, just not public.

This count ?

I dunno about that man. There are plenty of animals that are abused like that and I don't think it should be decriminalized, primarily for the reason that there's no justifiable way to say the animal is okay with it, even if some of them can run away or beat the shit out of you. The court system would always go against the person doing anything with the animal.

You like... boxes with naked people on them?

There what sex dolls come in

My tent buddy in scouts
Several teddy bears

The are already laws against abuse and mistreatment.
Innocent until proven guilty.
It's insane that I can get in more trouble for having sex with my mare then someone else would fit beating a dog to death with a hammer.
Sex is not abuse.

The topic is so taboo to people and the laws surrounding it aren't discussed to really flesh them out and get them seperated from actual terrible crimes like animal abuse like you said. I would love for it to be decrimininalized but I also worry for the animals getting hurt.

Why worry about animals getting hurt from it?
Animals already get hurt, changing the law won't cause more harm.