Say something nice to this young man or else you will die instantly in bed

Say something nice to this young man or else you will die instantly in bed

He looks like a very kind person. I would invite him over for some Mario kart if he promises not to eat me.

Slap, slap, slap

you probably dont eat your eat your cheetos like a log cutter

clear skin

Highly intelligent...

His face is JUST SO FUCKING UGLY I JUST WANNA PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN HIS NOSE!!! D:

You are a sexy king.

He has a CoD poster. I like CoD.

you look like a kid toucher
come at me faggot I'm ready to go

I was sad when the DEA and Colombian police killed your father Pablo.

Hola Juan

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I would f u c k him

kill yourself

Nice tache

He looks like Pablo Escobar at the end

His nose isn't Jewish

nice eyes, no homo

Mr. Potato head

Hello good sir, looking well today!

>die instantly in bed.
Like.. When I'm tucked in or what if I just sit down on the bed?

Instant death!

like this

He has nice hair.

he looks like his mom fucked john waters and then tried to overfeed him to death, so at least he's never hungry

kek

They said I could be anything, so I became a thumb.

He looks like a Reddit posting Hillary voter who would prefer sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction.

I bet all the ladies ask for the mustache ride.

not /s :D

I wanna Insta-die. Fuck you long-head!

have a nice day

I concur with dubtrips

cool eyebrows

Lord of the sex godz

YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Fuck you Gomez Adams eat shit and die. Make it slow and painful Ive grown tired of the old mundane routine.

nice smile

Damn double trips like nothing

Clean hair cut, fella!

You are actually giving me reasons to say bad stuff to that young man. But in all honestly, I can't find anything bad to say about him. At most I can say he has a mediocre camera

cool hair bro

He is probably drowning in pussy.

He isn't massively obese yet, just too overweight.

You probably dont lick ur nose

Clean cut hairstyle

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operate viejo sacate todo esos kilos

i bet he's great at tech support

That's a very neat and tidy haircut young man