hey Sup Forumsitches my parents recently decided it was a good idea to cut off my funding slowly and within the next 2-3 months i'll be broke living on the streets / attempting suicide. Short story short, I need help finding a job that I enjoy and won't make me want to end it all even quicker then 2 months.
Basically I have no interests or skills and I also have no qualifications, I dropped out of school after year 11.
I'm looking for a job that has the least social interactions as possible, I feel uncomfortable talking to anybody and would rather alone more than finding a partner. I enjoy doing boring, menial, tedious work any normal person would hate. As an example at school, when I was a normal kid I had to do work experience at a candy factory and the best part of being there was sticking labels on packets in complete silence. Preferably want to work at home.
Ha ha haaaaaaaa Day of the Tendies is here when the NEETs will swing is here. Oh you chortled with ya neck gullet beards at my wagecuck lifestyle...well look at ya now.
Parker Martin
prostitution?
Christian Rodriguez
>cANDY
Kayden Powell
look for some kind of warehouse job
Ethan Adams
>No interests or skills
Lol
Dylan Ross
all these years of neglecting my body and refusal to take care of myself has now made me weak as hell who would have thought. My ability to lift and fight are nonexistant
James Roberts
Join the rent-a-mexicans that stand out infront of home depot.
Isaac Cox
Don't even have a neck beard and I'm not even that fat despite all the shit I consume and the limited exercise I get. am I immortal?
Michael Myers
who would pay to sex up a disgusting cunt like me
Christian Martinez
What the actual fuck? People actually have parents who have and/or give them money? Man up, OP. Welcome to real life. Faggot.
Eli Fisher
Garbage collection...drive a truck around and pick up peoples trash...not bad pay either if you are in the states...
Carter White
OP have you tried not being a useless piece of shit?
Seriously though, you're wasting important air for the rest of us if you don't man up and get any job you can, lots of us have to do it at some point.
Cooper Evans
Kek
Brayden Smith
I was raised like a king and now I can't do anything for myself real life isn't worth living if it means I don't get to enjoy my only reason for living >computer
Dylan Evans
Your a piece of shit and what's wrong with your generation I hope you fucking starve
Lucas Martinez
cook meth
Gabriel Lee
If you don't have any skills, strength for labor or exceptional interpersonal skills, most likely you're going to have to suck it up and work in the service industry or fast food. It requires basic communication skills, but not anything a FoB immigrant or hs student wouldn't be able to handle. Try applying at a temp agency, they will get you the best thing someone like yourself can get. If you're lucky they can find you a repetitive factory position instead of being stuck in a call room.
Nathan Morales
Please kill your self. Oh please oh please oh please. Kill your self. I'll give you five. Ickes if you do.
Kayden Rivera
This is too fucking stupid to not be bait. Tell me this is bait.
Levi Cook
Describe yourself physically
Ethan Torres
>I need help finding a job that I enjoy Grow up.
Josiah Adams
because I have the mental capability to cook meth
Thomas Nelson
>Can't do anything for myself
Have you tried? it sounds like you just assume you can't do anything cause you're too lazy to try cause that's new to you.
Go try some new shit, you'll be amazed what you're capable of.
Hudson Ross
>I was raised like a king >I forgot that upbringing costs money >I forgot that my parents aren't rich or immortal >I forgot that education, experience, and health are required to live a half-decent life.
Samuel White
planning to go as long as I can go until things get to hard. If I have the equipment at the time I'll stream it
Juan Myers
>lean against a railing >feel something wet in my pocket >now my pants are stained blue
Seriously?
Justin Sanchez
18 years old, 1.8 or so meters tall, chubby, little bit of fat in the stomach and a 3-4/10 if i was rating myself from someone else's pov
Jaxson Collins
When you see people walking around, that you think are cool and are capable of doing things, it's usually not as easy as it looks.
Things are hard for everyone, some things are harder for some than others, but we all struggle with shit all the time.
You're a human being just like the rest of us, you are capable of many of the same things we are, you'll find that learning by failure is actually very rewarding.
Robert Brooks
rarely thought for myself until now
Juan Rogers
>get to hard. You have no comprehension of what a hard life is, user. Prepare to live under a bridge.
William Gomez
And this is why your funding is getting cut off.
Zachary Perry
>mummy threw away my tendies so now i kill myself You don't have the balls to kill yourself.
Xavier Peterson
good, your hairstyle? not trying to be weirdo, just asking to mentally make up an image of you
Ian Thompson
When we get to that point we'll see. I could never kill myself with a slow method like bleeding out. Planning to get a gun n shoot myself or jump off my designated bridge jumping bridge
Adam Gutierrez
pink dyed hair and round glasses
Henry Morgan
>Planning to get a gun n shoot myself You'd have to interact with people to get one of those.
>or jump off my designated bridge jumping bridge You'd have to go outside to get there.
Jacob Phillips
Very messy unkempt black hair that drops down to my shoulders is fake
Christopher Cook
Join me, feel the power of the Dark Side. Or if you're in DFW seek out a man named Zero or AnonCini, he'll help you out, for a price.
Leo Diaz
Bridge is close, worth the walk. Gun is with a good friend, one of the very small amount of people I talk to
Why not get a job instead of killing yourself? Because you know what you can do when you get a job..... you can fund your own lifestyle of sitting at your computer. WOW OMG RYT
Aiden Williams
I'd make a good Hitler if I was real passionate about it. I'd start with all those devs that made destiny 2 a shit game
Aaron Baker
That's why I'm asking for ideas for a job that i'd enjoy enough to not kms
Jaxon Campbell
You really need to stop making excuses for yourself, and start working on physical and "mental" hygiene. Ask for your parents help for a GED, and get it. You should start searching for a job.
If you don't like any of the jobs that doesn't require a college education, try to look up jobs you may like that requires an associates or bachelors.
Overnight shifts are a good source of money.
Joshua Wood
Looks like the white knights have arrived.
Good luck at becoming employable
Adam Bailey
ok i see, do you have like, a Walmart close to you? you could work as a Inventory Control Specialist?
Brayden Miller
I live in aus, I've never seen a Walmart in my life
Evan Reyes
Hey user. There's hope.
I don't share the same life feelings, but I do enjoy that type of work. I'm a coin man in the coin game. I work for a big retail coin collector place and spend my days literally sifting through, and sorting obscene piles of money. Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, half dollars. Every type of coin. Gold, silver, copper, etc. Every day I have to make tens of thousands of meaningless decisions on the fates of these coins based solely on their appearance and looks. It's solitary, tedious, and fast paced. Lots of mandatory internal debates with yourself on the merits of each individual coin. Today I processed almost 8,000 old wheat pennies. There aren't many outfits that do this work, but everyone in this industry seems to pay really well. It also really helps if you're into history.
Gavin Mitchell
Cry about it on the internet and do nothing about it at all. Surely it will work itself out.
Camden Robinson
>OP has no education >OP wants to work from home >OP clearly lacks patience and foresight
Anthony Jones
thanks for the advice
Lucas Powell
More like I'm asking for advice rather than crying about it
Aaron Ortiz
that actually sounds really fun
Caleb Robinson
Walmart = Big shopping center,
Xavier King
then i probably have one of those somewhere?
Jace Edwards
Have fun dying hahahaha
Bentley Perry
Become a trucker pay is decent and you wont have to talk much
Austin Cook
No-one is that dumb.
Bait confirmed.
David James
if you live in a city i guess you have
Alexander Bailey
If your serious, get a job doing midnight stock for a department/grocery store. Avoid Walmart and the like because those will probably require more effort. You'll be able to afford a cheap apartment. Buy ingredients and cook instead of eating out. Get tired of squalor and get your parents to cosign a loan to go back to college for an in demand field. Profit.
Angel Barnes
You mean fat. You fat fucking waste of space.
Jonathan Adams
Become a trucker or kill yourself. Preferably the second option because you’re a fucking waste of oxygen if you drop out of school and live off mummy and daddy’s money.
Jack Thompson
It's better to find a job. It will help you and the economy!
Jackson Cooper
Where do you live bro?
Bragging incoming -------> I have two spare floors in my house I could let you live in until you get your shit together. If you are not a faggot I may even have work for you.
Inb4 lying cunt, srs here bro.
Easton Wood
Look into printing companies. Hand bindery work, just sit there and count out envelopes or some shit. Fucking torture
Gavin Nelson
I live in aus but i don't plan to lose my kidneys anytime soon am i righbtscddgmn
Jayden Turner
Do it anyway, you'll build the strength you need. it'll be hard until then, but whatever
Alexander Ward
Literally do pushups in your room everytime you've got 30 seconds spare. Which I'm guessing is a lot.
Ethan Parker
Probs commit suicide
Benjamin Rodriguez
Garbage collector. You can toss your thread in there as well which is a plus, and if you ever want to kill yourself just jump in and press the on button