Am sad, obese, pizza and pickled chili eating, basement dwelling, spotty neckbeard virgin autist. Have no friends or any redeeming qualities so am going to an hero in spectacular style tomorrow.
Giving away my 3.0014ish Bitcoins, (garnered from being an geeky early adopter of cheap mining rigs). Count to ten in sequence and all in count will share a Bitcoin. The other 2 awarded to the funniest post.
oppa gangman style op op op op op op op op op op op oppa gang man style
Henry Hall
1
Blake Morales
funniest
Charles Green
2
Anthony Garcia
How are you going to prove that it was me who counted to ten by myself and also posted the 2 funniest posts?
Cause ill give you my wallet address right now but i dont want martin shkreli popping in with his claiming it was he who won my BTC
Dylan Mitchell
You want to hear a funny post? My life
Evan Perez
In sequence? Ok >1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Jordan Scott
1NYdrhG9whebTN3q poFrXfpDNTCJZWZcfq
can i just have some please? will post my tits if i get some
Joseph Carter
I don't need anything op, have a good time before you an hero yourself
Ryan Roberts
pic related: your dad
Jaxson Evans
Don't hero bro. 1800/273/8255
Jace Rivera
do me please, I'll be your online friend if you want I could use some btc, hate being poor and jobless
Mason Jenkins
don't do it user. spent all you money on cocain hookers and watevver makes you happy
Samuel Lopez
Exactly, exchange that shit and fuck a load of hookers, consume a load of drugs, buy a suit that costs more than a car. Just crazy shit
Parker Stewart
Gimmie Bitcoin, as I'm looking to keep investing and investing and investing.
Also I'm assburgers so you're technically giving to charity so plus points when you pull the trigger and meet whoever is waiting.
Ryder Mitchell
Whoops so autistic forgot my fucking thing
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Aiden Davis
1
Ian Scott
Jump off motorway bridge into rushhour traffic with my Brony costume on, battery powered Xmas fairy lights wrapped around me and my inflatable butt plug in. With a note saying "I was pushed!"
Juan Ross
2
Xavier Scott
...
Adam Sanders
Be like this nig.
John Butler
3
Brandon Diaz
4
Liam Brown
That's certainly... colorful
Hudson Harris
4. also will post funny things once im done being a fag. (brb prob like 30 min)
Jonathan Davis
1
Christian Young
1
Joshua Garcia
2
Tyler Roberts
3
Asher Young
4
Thomas Powell
4
William Scott
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Adrian Reed
1
Christian Davis
6
Aiden Harris
3
James Sanchez
You're all dumb cunts please fuck off.
Samuel Murphy
...
Jackson Hall
...
Kevin Walker
Exactly that's your face.
Jeremiah Harris
...
Aaron Anderson
5
1D9uJGFs3RJg7KyNTn HeVzPa9GP88pjPnP
Asher Davis
Samefag.
Parker Johnson
...
Jaxon Price
...
Tyler Ortiz
ma wiife
Adam Howard
2
Bentley Ross
1
Evan Lopez
get better op
Ryder Sanchez
2
Jaxon Lee
3
Daniel Walker
>mfw all these threads literally go nowhere but I always hope.
Justin Fisher
4
Kayden Morales
Heyayayayayayayayayayaah
Eli Price
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Thomas Lee
5
Juan Cook
6
Luke Thomas
Theres no possible way for anyone to receive the bitcoins. Its anonymous. Why bother.
Michael Lee
Better than watching it freeze...
Amirite?
Xavier Carter
...
Owen Cruz
7
Jonathan Brown
8
Aiden Young
>go to wallet >go to send BTC >enter address >send
Bitcoin achieved.
Jordan Bennett
9
Cooper Harris
also sad and obese, 41 years old, live with parents ect. I have nothing funny to say, you have more then me and you're killing yourself, not sure why I'm not.
If you give me money, I will absolutely not spend it on anything positive for myself, I'd probably buy some booze and a hooker the next time my parents go to a doctors appointment.
It takes them like 8 hours because they can't drive anymore and they have to take the bus and one is blind and the other uses a walker, and I don't drive them because I never learned how, and I don't want to do stuff. Like if you send me money, I'll probably resent you a bit on my way to and from the liquor store, and during every second spent with the hooker except for the few seconds that I like.
Henry Powell
10
Robert Ortiz
>triforce.tiff C-c-c-combo-breaker
Jason Parker
forgot to link my address 1HBdAE9DCXjtCX38 wVFzhsV1sTNdzMZMZQ
Isaac Perry
When in doubt keep in mind, at least your not goin out the way hitler did.......by going through a tunnel to argentina
Henry Torres
how to the people in the thread prove they are in the count? Genius.
Kevin Howard
Link your address for what, not counting to 10 in an unbroken sequence?
Joshua Lewis
Link your own post then redo with a screencap, hur dur l33t
Cameron Jones
wasn't sure if unbroken means any other reply
Camden Adams
>tfw im half this thread >tfw I counted farthest by myself >tfw it's all for naught
Autismo
Jonathan Taylor
Yes, even if it's a blank reply
Logan Williams
1
Jaxon Green
2
Parker Sanders
3
Jordan Harris
Are bitcoins even real? I tried to buy them and coinbase denied my transaction. I'm convinced it's fake.