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Be the man your penis wants you to be Edition

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beat me fair enough

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if you have a penis that is five inches or longer you need to leave

varg
>beauitufl wife
>6 white children
>lives off the land

you
>spend your 20s in school and watching anime
>zero children
>couldn't survive a day with the supermarket

its ok, we will let him decide

I can tuck mine in

I'm not a fan of Arizona or New Mexico
Bad states with terrible weather and a lot of brown people

louis
>spend your 20s in prison
>live off welfare
>oldest daughter gets and asian boyfriend

>>oldest daughter gets and asian boyfriend
huh?

please take note

pretty cool video

youtube.com/watch?v=4GsKWGHHigs

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is smirnoff vanilla good

Thinking about racemixing right now

he has an estranged daughter that was born in 1992

she did some modeling work once and dated an asian boy for a bit

thnking about speciesmxing

better than you

*makes a computer algorithm and hacks your computer*

Remember /cum/, be yourself and know that that's good enough. Don't try to be someone else

*outdances your computer's rhythm*

*sees you dancing but too shy to dance*

>what's your problem, fuckboy? never seen a girl waiting for her laundry?

no, i have a washer and drier

I'll kick your ass if you look at me sideways again

I'm just here to use the quarter dispense as I too, like , own a washer and drier in which in my home.

this footguy is seriously starting to make me psychotic

shut up bitch post dick

Why is Detroit so fucking STUPID?

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If you work on a stat holiday, do you get time and a half or double time and a half??

So is this the mani /cum/ thread?

i ain't sHOWING YOU SHIT BITCH, UNLESS YOU BECOME MY GF

*Knocks on your window*
hey user, check my new youtube video, k?

So where does /cum/ stand on the political spectrum?

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wew don't want to learn korean or japanese anymore. thank god i got over that

this is a nice youtube.com/watch?v=k7VcSMr3hbc

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why do disney cartoons always have single parents?

like you never see a normal family with a mom and dad in a disney movie

why does "music producer" equate to "nigger music producer"

I want to make white people music reeeee

hmmm..

What is white people music? Rock and country?

Is this how it is in America?
Are niggers such a threat?

Look at the panic is this guy's eyes, surreal.

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Do /cum/ control the foundation or outside group? if an outside general control the foundation, then what is /cum/ thread row with selection of is director? our we mixing /cum/ and none cum/ row's, and who is the mod?

rock and all of its sub genres, electronic music, country

then ofc old people stuff like jazz or classical

metal and classical

metal is a form of rock

>electronic
>rock subgenre

what

retard

all of this

I'll even make pop for fuck's sakes, just anything but edm, hip hop, and rap the THREE THINGS EVERYONE ASSUMES WHEN YOU SAY MUSIC PRODUCER

what are you asking me?
:(

>tfw im basically gandhi

then do it

I will it's just annoying is all. what do I say besides "music producer"? I can't say white people music producer, then they'll get mad

White girls listen to rap

dame mas gasolina
(give me more gas)

How is electronic music a subgenre of rock?

so fist of flames listens to rap. Interesting.

guess you could call yourself a musician

hm yes I suppose that is fair enough

trash

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>Hey user, come here, grab a cigg and smoke with me

wat do?

reading comprehension?

i said that rock and its subgenres are white people music

additionally electronic music and country are also white people music

>Slaps your waifu's ass

forgot pic

say no to drugs

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slap it out of his hand and tell him he's genociding his sperm count and causing second hand cancer. then I give him one of my anti-smoking business cards

smoking with other people is weird to me desu

immediately cum inside my pants

tought that was my waifu for a second there

PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!!

get angry with her and steal those cigs then tell her parents

but i like electronic music

browsing reddit right now

hey do you know a song that goes "wikisa, honeypuss"?

are you mestizo?

*samples popular hip hop song*
*says "yuh" over it*
*pitch shifts it*
*gets friends to spam it*
ay senpai I'm in the game

no
yes, so?

it's the white part of you that likes electronic music

gf going off birthy control so no more raw dogging it


laughing on the outside crying on the inside

>Aaah come on user, don't be such a pussy, just smoke some. you'll feels good, hey i can even be your gf if you want

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what subs?

let me see your dick first and I'll consider it

What does /cum/ think of Taytay?

>browsing reddit

I want her to peg me

>i don't browse reddit

>I will always be an olive skinned 5'6 wop American
JUST FUCKING KILL ME

listening to TI like a real ATL nigga

trap muzik is a great album desu
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why don't you marry some asian whore? don't they just take any white guy? wop is italian right?

I would make her stop this behaviour, and help her change to become a respectable girl. She would view me as a meddlesome annoying guy but eventually she would come to respect me as a older brother.

And then when she is a respectable woman we would have sex

Oriental women don't do anything for me and yeah wop is shitalian

Overrated stick with nice legs

i love this song

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>no

can you help me find it though

thats exactly how my first time went, aside from the gf part

Stop user you're such a stud~

my favorite rappers are TI and Lil Boosie

hey can you post the one where shes opening and closing her mouth at a slanted angle

You on the left
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