ITT: things that piss you fuck off

ITT: things that piss you fuck off

>When code monkeys/programmers refer to themselves as engineers
No you aren't an engineer because you copied and pasted code from stackoverflow for your login page. Thankfully in my country it is illegal for software developers to call themselves engineers

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Fuck off, it's all just math

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Computer science is not just coding faggot. It is not like it takes that much work to check the curriculum of any CS program, you know..

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Judging by the photo I'm assuming the smarter you are the more insecure you become about you're intelligence.
No wonder stupid people piss me off so god damn badly.

CS is glorified software development.
>>Average CS curriculum
>1st year
Bullshit java/OO coding class
Bullshit data structures class
Piss easy calculus classes
Piss easy matrix algebra class
[If you're luck] physics I&II for non-science majors

>2nd year
Watered down "computer architecture" class
Pompous software engineering class
Pathetic discrete "math" class
Watered down "probability" class
Crash course on formal languages and automata

>3rd year
Pathetic algorithms course
Watered down computability and complexity theory course
Laughable networks course
Laughable database course
Crash course on various programing languages

>4th year
Laughable computer security course
[If you're lucky] an Operating Systems class
[If you're lucky] a Compilers class
Horseshit AI with trivial machine learning
5-10 student team Capstone with one dude doing all the work
and all the bullshit easy electives you want

I mean it's not wrong BUT engineers and math grads are usually quite shitty programmers and have practically zero systems knowledge. Electronic engineers excepted.

> Thankfully in my country it is illegal for software developers to call themselves engineers

>>Thankfully in my country it is illegal for software developers to call themselves engineers

This is the case in most countries.

>Meanwhile for an actual engineering discipline
>1st year
C++/C Coding class
C++/C Data Structures and Algorithm class
Easy vector calculus
Piss easy matrix algebra class
Ordinary Differential Equations
Physics I&II
Chem I&II

>2nd year
PDEs, Complex Variables, or "Advanced Engineering Mathematics" [which is half of each]
Probability and Random Processes
Numerical Analysis
Signal and System Analysis
Circuits
Physics III
Digital Logic
An actual Computer Architecture class

>3rd year
Electronics I&II
Communication Systems
Digital Signal Processing
[if CE or ECE] Discrete Math with Coding and Information Theory
[if EE or ECE] Control Theory
[if EE] Electromagnetics
[if CE] Operation Systems
[if CE] Digital System Design
[if CE] Embedded Systems

>4th year
Capstone where everyone actually does shit
[if you're unlucky] Ethics
Electives [for CE]:
Compilers
Computer Vision
Computer Graphics
VLSI Design
Networks
Cryptography
Reverse Engineering
Linear Optimization
Distributed Computing
among others

>>Meanwhile for an actual engineering discipline
>C++/C Coding class
Nope
>C++/C Data Structures and Algorithm class
Errr nope.

>An actual Computer Architecture class
Not unless you're CE

Also half the things you listed in 4th year don't happen in engineering degrees outside of computer engineering.

wow, op is a little bitch.
next thing you know he's gonna throw out his catchphrase. youtu.be/fomkvVgf9cY
>you are real no scince friendor
>bazzakao

In your country, a family reunion is the best place to hook up.

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You're a faggot

Are you suggesting that 'being an engineer' entails anything more than 'looking up' others' formulas/solutions?
Yeah you COULD memorize everything, or just what you need. Expect in the mail your prize for doing 'real work in a real field' though.
t. no BS degree, but has worked in consulting.and software

Being an engineer involves optimizing problems that factor in real life physical constraints

>Engineers
>Ever optimizing anything

Engineers always choose quantity over quality because they very rarely actually have confidence in their work.

Is OP trying not to impregnate his cousin a physical constraint?

Not only that but all of the things in the first year and four year that he mentioned for an engineering curriculum are post 300 level classes required to graduate in most CS curriculum.

OP is bullshitting his way in this thread.

Most of the 3rd year stuff as well afaik, Control theory, discrete math, embedded systems

Right, and that's how the fucking computer you're trying on was designed. Just engineers copying shit.

I have a CS degree that allows me to work as an Engineer in the US

WhErE iS yOuR gOd NoW OP?

You are completely right. OP is a fag. Was good bait though.

Every single software "engineer" I've met can't code for shit, so I'll take a CS *student* over an engineering graduate for a development job any day thanks.
Engineering just has watered down computer science with extra useless shit on the top.

That's correct, smartass. The only way "things progress" is by standing on the shoulders of all knowledge that precedes you. Replication leads to innovation.

It's a mixed bag. I've met recent CS grads who can't code for shit but understand the theory perfectly well, I've met Polish Math grads from the 1970s who are amazing programmers, Software dev grads who were great, it's individual. Obviously some courses are better than others though.

No one fucking carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres holy fuck
>look at me I went to an overpriced adult day care learning shit I could've learned for free on my own if I had some goddamn initiative

Without CS, my job as an actual scientist, a chemist, would be tremendously harder

You'll all be automated next.