REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

sounds good

P l s

can't wait to dump her

Thank you OP

lol ok

Lies

look buddy we both know it's not true

Already have one bb

Noice

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quit giving me false hope

5$ says I wont

please cassie

lets roll the dice

oh so lonely...

Lies

but I want a boyfriend :(

I want to die

Very nice:^)

ri

thanks user

K

Fuck it

could it be?

K.

Your new girlfriend's name is Olga. I suggest you buy febreeze for her underwear

K

Femanon?

Just like her asshole.

K

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Please

OKAY

K

ok then

My wife is going to be pissed if I end up with a girlfriend.

doubt it

How are you so sure tho?

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pls

eh, cant hurt.

satan, stahp

I need one

Im trusting you op :(

Thanks OP

Why not

no I wont have a gf

pls giv mi grilfriend

This is a legally binding contract

Not risking it

not with that attitude you wont

tomorrow? that's too fast. no, thanks
but i always wondered wtf was that pic

Let's hope for that big tiddy goth gf

Don't play with a lonely virgin's heart.

What would I do with a girlfriend?

hmmm

kek

Use all the luck you can get.

not too soon im tired of dating i want something steady

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i want blonde, tall prefered. good at obeying and knows how to give good head. remember, she has to be blonde, ok?

i really hope so

faggot

Thanks OP

CCCK

gm i have no gf

Tits or gtfo
If boy then boypussy or gtfo

No, a muslim for you

doubtful

Wouldn't that be nice.

Oh boy I can't wait

pls

if only

Okay. We'll see.

yes

Nope

I already have a wife and a piece on the side.

My dance card is pretty full. I don't know if I want one...

Have to go into a meeting today because I've been accused of sexual Harassment. Didn't do shit but with the current climate on the subject I'm going to probably get fired. Can't wait to tell my future ex gf why I'm unemployed.

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Can't wait to kill her and rape her vegena wit my punes

user I hope you said the truth.

I’m v v v hype

Please let her be hot

I doubt it, and I doubt u OP
If I ever had a girlfriend, y she so shy
I don't even c her

Plz

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Lets see

What will your boyfriend say tho?

wow. im totally in for that. seems legit

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I wanna to see it

I wish Q.Q

wanna bet on that?

Doubt

I hope she's Jewish